>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO TALK TO PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

BARACK OBAMA, AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF PRESIDENT AND NUMEROUS

INTERVIEWS, I'M SURE YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED EVERY QUESTION IN THE

WORLD.

WE WOULD LIKE TO DO A SEGMENT WE'RE CALLING QUESTIONS WE'RE

PRETTY SURE BARACK OBAMA HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED.

DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARD OR FROSTIES FROM WENDY'S.

>> FROSTIES FROM WENDY'S.

>> Stephen: BEST MONOPOLY PLAYING PIECE?

>> THE CAR.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?

THE CAR.

>> IT DOESN'T TIP OVER.

IT'S GOT GOOD STABILITY.

>> Stephen: IT'S THE CAR.

WHAT GOES IN A TOASTER.

>> TOAST.

>> Stephen: BREAD GOES IN THE TOASTER.

TOAST COMES OUT.

>> THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES DOLLY PARTON NOT HAVE A PRESIDENTIAL

MEDAL OF FREEDOM?

>> THAT'S A MISTAKE.

>> Stephen: YES.

I'M SHOCKED.

>> Stephen: LOOKING BACK ON YOUR EIGHT YEARS, DO YOU REALIZE

THAT'S THE MISTAKE THAT YOU MADE.

>> ACTUALLY, THAT WAS A SCREWUP.

I'M SURPRISED -- I THINK I ASSUMED THAT SHE HAD ALREADY GOT

ONE AND THAT WAS INCORRECT.

>> Stephen: I ASSUME, TOO.

I'M SURPRISED.

SHE DESERVES ONE.

I'LL CALL BIDEN.

>> Stephen: DO IT.

WE'RE A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

C.D.C. IS URGING FAMILIES TO JUST DO ZOOM THANKSGIVINGS RIGHT

NOW, DON'T HAVE YOUR FRIENDS OVER, SO I KNOW YOU CAN'T INVITE

ME BECAUSE IT JUST WOULDN'T BE SAY, IT WOULDN'T BE THE

RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO.

SO YOU KNOW I CAN'T COME AND I'M NOT GOING TO COME, BUT JUST FOR

NICETIES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVITE ME?

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN'T COME.

>> I DID INVITE YOUR WIFE.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

I WOULDN'T INVITE YOU.

>> Stephen: YOU WOULD INVITE MY WIFE?

HONEY!

>> I ALSO THINK THAT SHE WILL BE OBSERVING ALL THE PERI PROTOCOLS

BETTER THAN YOU.

>> Stephen: CAN BY HER PLUS ONE?

>> WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU ABOUT

PART ONE OF YOUR MEMOIRS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SPHOIRTING DOWN FOR PART ONE OF

OUR INTERVIEW.

>> IT'S BEEN FANTASTIC.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

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