Name: Stephen Kicks Off A Late Show’s Obama-Rama Extravagama With A Special Obamalogue
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AND TONIGHT IS A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

YOU MAY REMEMBER LAST WEEK, WHEN I SAT DOWN WITH MY CLOSE

PERSONAL FRIEND BARACK, AS HE HAS ASKED ME NOT TO CALL HIM,

WELL, IT TURNS OUT THE PRESIDENT AND I HAD SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT,

WE ACTUALLY COULDN'T FIT IT ALL IN ONE SHOW.

I MEAN, WE COULD HAVE, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE MEANT MORE TIME WITH

AN AMERICAN ICON, AND FEWER COMMERCIALS FOR NASAL

DECONGESTANT-- AND OBVIOUSLY NO ONE WANTS THAT.

SO IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF THIS POST-THANKSGIVING SEASON,

TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO SERVE UP SOME DELICIOUS LEFTOVERS, IN

WHAT I'M CALLING "A LATE SHOW'S CHOCK-A-BLOCK-A-BARACK

OBAMA-RAMA EXTRAVAGAMA!" AS YOU KNOW, THE FORMER

PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS RECENTLY TO PROMOTE HIS

IT'S THE STORY OF BARACK OBAMA'S FIRST 27 MONTHS AS PRESIDENT,

AND, AT ALMOST 800 PAGES, IT WILL TAKE MOST PEOPLE 27 MONTHS

IT'S THE FIRST MEMOIR MEANT TO BE READ IN REAL-TIME.

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT "A PROMISED LAND" IS THAT, JUST

LIKE MOST BOOKS, ON THE DUST JACKET, IT'S GOT A LITTLE AUTHOR

BIO: "BARACK OBAMA WAS THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

WHO PICKS UP THIS BOOK WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WROTE IT?

"LET'S SEE, I'M A BIG FAN OF PROMISES, AND I'M A LAND

MAMMAL... LET ME FIND OUT WHO THIS 'BARACK OBAMA' GUY IS."

"A PROMISED LAND" HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.

PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS IT TOOK HIM TWO AND A HALF YEARS LONGER THAN

IF HE DICTATED IT, THE PAUSES WOULD EAT UP BIG CHUNK OF THAT.

THIS BOOK IS ALREADY A HUGE DEAL, SELLING A RECORD-BREAKING

IN FACT, DEMAND FOR "A PROMISED LAND" IN AMERICA WAS SO HIGH

THAT THE INTERNATIONAL PUBLISHER HAS PRINTED 1.5 MILLION COPIES

BUT I'M ASSURED CUSTOMERS WON'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

AND IF YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE OBAMA BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT

AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT ALONE: INDEPENDENT BOOKSTORES IN

PARTICULAR ARE REPORTING UNPRECEDENTED FIRST-DAY SALES,

WHICH COULD PROVE CRUCIAL IN RECOVERING SOME OF THE LOSSES

HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS MAN NEED TO SAVE THE ECONOMY?

HE PROPPED UP THE AUTO INDUSTRY, NOW PUBLISHING, AND NEXT WEEK,

HE'S BRINGING BACK AMERICA'S SHOPPING MALLS BY GETTING HIS

OBAMA IS A DEMOCRAT, BUT IN HIS EARLY YEARS, HE DID FLIRT WITH

AS HE SAYS IN HIS BOOK, A PERFORMATIVE INTEREST IN THE

WRITINGS OF POLITICAL PHILOSOPHERS LIKE KARL MARX AND

FRANTZ FANON GAVE HIM SOMETHING TO SAY TO THE LONG-LEGGED

SOCIALIST WHO LIVED IN HIS DORM AND THE ETHEREAL BISEXUAL WHO

OH, YEAH, NOTHING GETS THE LADIES GOING LIKE MARXISM.

LET'S MAKE LIKE THE PROLETARIAT AND SEIZE EACH OTHER'S MEANS OF

OBAMA ALSO REVEALS WHO HAD THE FINAL SAY ON ONE OF HIS MOST

HE WAS PITCHED A CAMPAIGN AD WHERE HE LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA

OBAMA SAYS "I THOUGHT IT WAS CORNY, BUT THE DIRECTOR SHOWED

IT TO MICHELLE, WHO DEEMED IT 'NOT CORNY AT ALL'."

THANK GOODNESS MICHELLE OBAMA TOLD HIM NOT TO PLAY IT SO COOL!

OTHERWISE WE WOULD'VE BEEN STUCK WITH POSTERS THAT SAID "HOPE, OR

NOW THAT THE BOOK IS ON THE SHELVES, OBAMA IS NOT RESTING ON

HE AND THE FORMER FIRST LADY HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY'LL BE

PRODUCING A NETFLIX SKETCH COMEDY SERIES ABOUT THE

TRANSITION CHAOS FROM HIS ADMINISTRATION TO NUMBER 45.

A NETFLIX SHOW ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE FROM OBAMA?

PLEASE CALL IT "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK."

BUT YOU'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF ME TALKING ABOUT BARACK OBAMA.

LET'S CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH ME TALKING TO BARACK OBAMA.

>> Stephen: I GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEA YA.

FUNERALS AND WEDDINGS, THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ME

>> Stephen: NOW THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT OF THE

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