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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND

  • COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "THE DAILY SHOW," "BALLERS," AND "THE

  • UNICORN."

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,

  • MR. ROB CORDDRY.

  • HELLO, CORDDRY.

  • >> OH, MAN!

  • WHAT'S UP.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • >> IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • >> Stephen: TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE A VACATION.

  • I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A REAR.

  • I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A YEAR.

  • HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.

  • IT'S BEEN A YEAR.

  • >> HAS IT BEEN A YEAR.

  • OH, MY GOD.

  • >> Stephen: CATCH ME UP.

  • >> I'VE BEEN LOCKED DOWN.

  • THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM YOU.

  • I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN MY HOUSE.

  • >> Stephen: THIS HAS ALL BEEN AN ELABORATE RUSE SO I WOULDN'T

  • HAVE TO SEE YOU.

  • I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

  • >> IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU.

  • >> Stephen: YOU WERE AN EAGLE SCOUT, RIGHT.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: WERE YOU PREPARED?

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE WEREN'T PREPARED FOR COVID.

  • DID YOU HAVE THE TOILET PAPER AND THE EXTRA BAGS OF RICE AND

  • CHICK PEAS.

  • WERE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS.

  • >> WE HAD A LOT OF TOILET PAPER.

  • THE EAGLE SCOUT BADGE DOESN'T QUITE-- IT'S NOT REALLY

  • APPLICABLE TO WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.

  • BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SURVIVAL

  • IMPLEMENT.

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS A "DAILY SHOW"--" ARE THOSE BINOCULARS?

  • WHAT IS THAT?

  • OH, THAT'S THE RADIO!

  • >> THAT'S THE RADIO!

  • IN 2003 WE WERE GIFTED A RADIO.

  • >> Stephen: THIS WAS A HAND-CRANK RADIO.

  • >> THE HAND CRANKER.

  • YES, SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE ONLY WAY.

  • BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IF IT ALL GOES DOWN, WE'RE NO

  • INFORMATION ANYWHERE.

  • >> Stephen: IF THERE'S NO GRID, IF THERE'S NO GRID TO

  • POWER YOUR RADIO, SOMEHOW "THE DAILY SHOW" THOUGHT THERE WOULD

  • STILL BE RADIO STATIONS.

  • >> IT WAS SUCH AN OMINOUS GIFT.

  • >> Stephen: IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

  • IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

  • >> IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 9/11.

  • >> Stephen: RIGHT.

  • >> THERE WAS A BLACKOUT JUST HAPPENED.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • SO I-- I JUST DUG INTO THE INSTRUCTIONS, THOUGH.

  • THEY'RE FASCINATING.

  • >> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE PART OF-- HOW ARE THEY FASCINATING?

  • ARE THEY FASCINATING IN THAT IT SAYS,"CRANK IT, SCBTS IT WORKS.

  • >> IT'S A SHORTWAVE RADIO.

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN TALK TO RADIO MOSCOW WITH THAT THING.

  • >> YEAH, LIKE, I SMELL ANOTHER OBSESSION COMING ON FOR ME.

  • THIS THING HAS BEEN COLLECTING DUST FOR YEARS.

  • >> Stephen: I'VE USED MINE.

  • I'VE USED MINE.

  • YEAH.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, NO BIG DEAL.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, HEY, WELCOME TO THE CBS FAMILY.

  • I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR, BUT WELCOME BACK, I

  • GUESS, TO THE CBS FAMILY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY BACK ON THE

  • AIR.

  • I'M SO THRILLED THAT WE HAVE SOME PRIME TIME FOR US.

  • SOME LEAD-IN HERE.

  • TELL US ABOUT THE "THE UNICORN."

  • HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

  • >> IT'S BEEN GREAT, MAN.

  • IT WAS A WEIRD TRANSITION AT FIRST.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WEIRD TO--

  • >> TRANSITION TO-- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF COVID

  • PROTOCOLS.

  • >> Stephen: SURE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MASKS.

  • >> MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- WHO YOU CAN

  • TALK TO AND WHAT-- EVERYBODY'S DIVIDED UP INTO ZONES.

  • SO IT'S PRETTY-- THEY'VE GOT IT PRETTY-- PRETTY TIGHT.

  • BUT IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR IT.

  • GOOD TO HEAR THAT IT'S BEEN GREAT.

  • I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS-- THERE'S AN EPISODE THAT YOUR CHARACTER

  • IS ACTUALLY-- FEELS BAD ABOUT HIS WHITE PRIVILEGE AND ACTUALLY

  • IS TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT BY GIVING-- GIVING YOUR FRIEND'S

  • SON?

  • >> ARE YOU ANSWERING THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ME THE WAY

  • YOU WANTED ME TO ANSWER IT?

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • I'M JUST GOING AHEAD AND ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS AT THIS

  • POINT.

  • >> YOU'RE GOING TO CUT ALL THIS PART OUT, AREN'T YOU?

  • >> Stephen: NO, THIS IS THE PART WE'RE KEEPING.

  • THIS IS THE-- >> THIS IS TV GOLD RIGHT HERE.

  • >> Stephen: IT STARTS RIGHT HERE.

  • WE HAVE A CLIP.

  • SET UP THIS CLIP WE'VE GOT HERE.

  • WHAT' GOING ON.

  • >> YEAH, SO I BROUGHT A CLIP, IS WHAT ACTORS SAY.

  • AND -- >> Stephen: I'M JUST

  • STERILIZING.

  • >> AND THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT WE FOUGHT, OMAR AND I-- WE

  • DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT BUT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD.

  • "THE UNICORN" IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED COVID, WHICH I

  • THOUGHT WAS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT THERE TO BE

  • A SENSE OF ESCAPISM, YOU KNOW.

  • THESE ARE STORIES YOU CAN ENJOY --

  • >> Stephen: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

  • >> AFTER TAKING YOUR MASK OFF AND SITTING ON YOUR COUCH.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> BUT THERE IS-- BUT THE RACIAL STRIVE WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO US.

  • SO ON, MAR MILLER AND I WENT TO THE PRODUCERS AND SAID THIS IS

  • IMPORTANT TO US.

  • AND IMMEDIATELY, ONE OF THE WRITERS, HOWARD, HAD AN IDEA FOR

  • A STORY, AND THIS IS FROM FROM THE CLIP, YOU KNOW, THE CLIP

  • YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS FROM THAT EPISODE.

  • IT'S NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE, I BELIEVE.

  • >> Stephen: JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

  • >> YOU BOUGHT NOAH A $300 GAMING SYSTEM.

  • >> $350.

  • WITH THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.

  • I GOT THAT BECAUSE HE'S SO CLUMSY.

  • >> YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH, MAN.

  • >> I DON'T THINK I'M DOING ENOUGH!

  • I MEAN, TELL ME, WHAT BOOKS CAN I READ?

  • WHAT ORGANIZATIONS CAN I JOIN?

  • I WANT TO DO BETTER.

  • >> BUT THIS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, THIS ISN'T BETTER.

  • COME ON, MAN!

  • YOU'RE PUTTING ALL YOUR GUILT ON ME BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO MAKE

  • YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

  • >> I WOULDN'T PUT IT EXACTLY LIKE THAT BUT...

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT EASY TO MAKE THAT FUNNY.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, AND THE REST OF THE SHOW, LIKE, THAT EPISODE

  • IS-- IT'S SOMETHING I'M-- I FELT REAL RESPONSIBILITY, A REAL

  • RESPONSIBILITY TO HAVING PITCHED-- YOU KNOW, HAVING

  • REQUESTED IT.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, YOU AND I WORKED FOR "RESPONSIBILITY

  • CENTRAL" FOR MANY YEARS.

  • >> WE SURE DID, YUP, YEAH.

  • WE SURE DID.

  • ( LAUGHS ).

  • >> Stephen: OMAR WAS ON "C.S.I.: MIAMI."

  • YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ABOUT WHETHER HE CAN DO ALL THAT LAB

  • STUFF?

  • DID HE LEARN ANYTHING?

  • >> OH, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: HE CAN DO ALL THAT.

  • >> OH, YEAH, HE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

  • NO, HE IS A TRAINED LAB TECHNICIAN IN REAL LIFE AS WELL,

  • AND HE KNOWS ALL THOSE-- ALL THOSE TERMS HE SAID ON THE SHOW,

  • ALL THOSE THINGS IT'S REAL.

  • HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.

  • >> Stephen: ROB, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.

  • >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

  • >> Stephen: HAVE A HAPPY THIS IS.

  • >> YOU, TOO, MAN.

  • >> Stephen: ROB CORDDRY, EVERYBODY!

  • "THE UNICORN" AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 9:30 ON CBS.

  • WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL BE UP ON THE ROOF COOKING WITH JOSEÉ

  • ANDREÉS.

  • JOIN US, WON'T YOU?

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

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