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  • I brought you presents.

  • I Look what I brought.

  • Look what I brought.

  • Look at that.

  • If you don't have enough of Conan, that's a great holiday.

  • Have more.

  • Where do you get these?

  • Were they available?

  • Those air those air are designed Martha Stewart designs on Kodak Gallery.

  • Wow, look at that.

  • That's beautiful.

  • Look.

  • Look at this one.

  • Yeah, because nothing says the holidays like this guy right here.

  • Check out this one right here.

  • That's great.

  • Your ornament.

  • Really?

  • You really should have your Children in there.

  • I think it says Happy Hanukkah.

  • Conan O'Brien.

  • It's nice.

  • Good.

  • That's good.

  • These air.

  • Great.

  • These air.

  • Fantastic.

  • Can I keep these those air for you?

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna hand these out in Times Square later.

  • You have to order.

  • You have to order them on the internet that you send your own photos in and you get these beautiful cards.

  • Very nice.

  • I just mail those in and I get the cards back.

  • So much to talk about.

  • I haven't seen you for a while.

  • We have Well, first of all, I I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

  • Oh, so much better than last year, except for the weather.

  • Okay.

  • What was wrong with last year's Thanksgiving?

  • Last year was the Thanksgiving from hell from hell.

  • What?

  • Yeah, well, first one little fork was slightly out of line on the table.

  • Much worse than that Cone.

  • And I don't get upset about things like that anymore anymore.

  • Okay, You're mellow now.

  • I'm very Miller.

  • Sure.

  • 1st, 1st it snowed.

  • 4 ft.

  • Snow, 4 ft.

  • I like it when it snows.

  • I like to roll around.

  • I had planned to have Thanksgiving in the barn and stable with the horses.

  • You know, my horses that you've written?

  • Yes, Yes, and s I'm your stable boy.

  • Three wishes Andi.

  • Then on then, eh?

  • So it's known it was very, very cold.

  • So we set up a lot of kerosene heaters, the space heaters and, um, set the table down there.

  • And then my little dog, Francesca got kicked by one of the horses because they got nervous.

  • So we had to take her to the veterinarian, But she was okay.

  • Okay, then I'm carving the turkey and I'm trying to multitask and cutting and smiling because we were taking pictures for the magazine.

  • I love that you're not just cutting the turkey Thanksgiving.

  • It's also, of course, being photographed for the magazine.

  • It's on the World Wide Web s so I sliced my thumb almost off so I can't believe you made a mistake.

  • Well, the nice put the knife made of the knife made a mistake.

  • Yes, it was e.

  • It was the fault of the inanimate objects.

  • Eso I had to be rushed.

  • Luckily, one of my guests was, um knows the hospital really well, I had never been to the hospital s, so I rushed to the It was rushed to the Mount Kisco Hospital and, um, Westchester, Northern Westchester Hospital.

  • And, um and they took very nice care of me, but my guests are eating the turkey while I'm in the hospital.

  • You got stitches at the end of stitches and all those things.

  • And then because, you know, the celebrity goes to the hospital, they hit me up for a million dollars.

  • E had to give a donation, have a million dollars because because you're in my thumb.

  • Don't you have health care?

  • The rest of us have health care in northern, like what's done in this situation.

  • Here's a million dollars in northern Westchester.

  • If they take good care of you, you have to pay back.

  • Well, I'm staying the hell away from Westchester.

  • Let me tell you, I'm known.

  • I'm a little bit of a celebrity.

  • I go to the hospital, my head could be severed.

  • I'm not giving them that kind of money.

  • That's not happening.

  • Because you should support your local hospital support.

  • My local hospital is And there's my payment.

  • It's correct.

  • You don't have a gold truck back up with crew.

  • You know, they're building a new emergency wing, and I wanted to help them with that.

  • Is your name gonna be on it?

  • What?

  • No, not for a million.

  • Gave the hospital a million dollars.

  • There would be an Elektronik Conan statue.

  • I I must mention this book because I'm telling you something here for the book.

  • I know you're Oh, no, you're here for to see me in this book is incidental way.

  • Get to the book.

  • We get to it.

  • If not, we just look at me.

  • Um, this book I have to say is very impressive.

  • This book has everything in it.

  • This is the Martha Stewart's Home Keeping Handbook.

  • it has.

  • I mean, I would.

  • There was some some facts I would expect to be in here.

  • And then there was some.

  • This book is so thorough.

  • You have ah part in here that explains how to organize your firewood.

  • Yeah, I didn't think.

  • Don't you just dump firewood into a bucket or something?

  • I mean, well, where do you get it from?

  • From the firewood pile.

  • You know, it's all about.

  • It's all about just this book is about organization.

  • It's about keeping your life orderly so that you could get on with other things and have a nice life, you know?

  • But But you know what a court of wood is right.

  • Court of wood.

  • I've heard the phrase court of wood, but I think like a lot of people, I don't know what a court of wood exactly is.

  • Court of wood is a pile of wood stack measure measuring 4 ft by 4 ft by 2 ft.

  • What does it matter?

  • I mean, why can't it just be a excuse me?

  • It's four.

  • Before you made a leading mistake.

  • I'm looking at Conan and thinking that you're not Martha Stewart.

  • Who are you four by four by four by four by eight Yeah, we were all like she got that wrong on.

  • Don't worry, I would get I'd get une email tonight saying it was wrong.

  • Someone, some firewood nerd would send you an email.

  • I once said I once said that the plum line chalk came in pink and I got a lot of emails.

  • I can imagine you live in a hellish world of your own making.

  • What else?

  • What else did you find?

  • Interesting?

  • There's a There's a part in here that said that tells you how to fix a squeaky bed.

  • Oh, just like a fly buzzing around you.

  • What kind of show are we running here?

  • I'm not kidding.

  • Your fly.

  • Sorry.

  • In my water, there's like a gnat flying around.

  • Jeff, what is wrong with our students?

  • Like a barn in here?

  • Jeff, this is Martha Stewart.

  • And there's a country.

  • Yeah, there's a gnat that you were just talking in a natural right in your face.

  • I thought I was trying to I was trying to ignore it.

  • But you know how to fix the squeaky bed.

  • You have squeaky beds.

  • You must You better a I a the bags that air squeaky and I have I They have to be repaired.

  • It is very shockingly embarrassing.

  • Yeah, I can imagine.

  • Yeah, you have to sort of ignore it.

  • You try to ignore it, you know?

  • But then your house guests are hearing it, and it's very, very embarrassing.

  • So there are solutions.

  • Thio always say, Martha, the plot bed is a squeak and don't come a Peking.

  • I'm such an ass.

  • I don't know why you keep coming here.

  • That makes me happy, but loves me to come on.

  • Good, good.

  • Well, they should get bad.

  • Seriously.

  • This book has everything you ever need to know about anything and you should get it.

  • It's the media.

  • It's great.

  • The Martha Stewart Home Keeping Handbook is available everywhere.

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Martha Stewart On Her "Thanksgiving From Hell" - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/29
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