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e being here.
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I brought you presents.
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I Look what I brought.
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Look what I brought.
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Look at that.
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If you don't have enough of Conan, that's a great holiday.
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Have more.
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Where do you get these?
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Were they available?
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Those air those air are designed Martha Stewart designs on Kodak Gallery.
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Wow, look at that.
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That's beautiful.
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Look.
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Look at this one.
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Yeah, because nothing says the holidays like this guy right here.
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Check out this one right here.
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That's great.
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Your ornament.
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Really?
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You really should have your Children in there.
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I think it says Happy Hanukkah.
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Conan O'Brien.
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It's nice.
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Good.
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That's good.
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These air.
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Great.
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These air.
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Fantastic.
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Can I keep these those air for you?
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All right.
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I'm gonna hand these out in Times Square later.
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You have to order.
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You have to order them on the internet that you send your own photos in and you get these beautiful cards.
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Very nice.
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I just mail those in and I get the cards back.
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So much to talk about.
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I haven't seen you for a while.
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We have Well, first of all, I I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.
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Oh, so much better than last year, except for the weather.
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Okay.
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What was wrong with last year's Thanksgiving?
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Last year was the Thanksgiving from hell from hell.
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What?
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Yeah, well, first one little fork was slightly out of line on the table.
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Much worse than that Cone.
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And I don't get upset about things like that anymore anymore.
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Okay, You're mellow now.
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I'm very Miller.
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Sure.
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1st, 1st it snowed.
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4 ft.
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Snow, 4 ft.
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I like it when it snows.
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I like to roll around.
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I had planned to have Thanksgiving in the barn and stable with the horses.
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You know, my horses that you've written?
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Yes, Yes, and s I'm your stable boy.
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Three wishes Andi.
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Then on then, eh?
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So it's known it was very, very cold.
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So we set up a lot of kerosene heaters, the space heaters and, um, set the table down there.
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And then my little dog, Francesca got kicked by one of the horses because they got nervous.
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So we had to take her to the veterinarian, But she was okay.
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Okay, then I'm carving the turkey and I'm trying to multitask and cutting and smiling because we were taking pictures for the magazine.
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I love that you're not just cutting the turkey Thanksgiving.
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It's also, of course, being photographed for the magazine.
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It's on the World Wide Web s so I sliced my thumb almost off so I can't believe you made a mistake.
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Well, the nice put the knife made of the knife made a mistake.
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Yes, it was e.
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It was the fault of the inanimate objects.
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Eso I had to be rushed.
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Luckily, one of my guests was, um knows the hospital really well, I had never been to the hospital s, so I rushed to the It was rushed to the Mount Kisco Hospital and, um, Westchester, Northern Westchester Hospital.
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And, um and they took very nice care of me, but my guests are eating the turkey while I'm in the hospital.
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You got stitches at the end of stitches and all those things.
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And then because, you know, the celebrity goes to the hospital, they hit me up for a million dollars.
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E had to give a donation, have a million dollars because because you're in my thumb.
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Don't you have health care?
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The rest of us have health care in northern, like what's done in this situation.
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Here's a million dollars in northern Westchester.
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If they take good care of you, you have to pay back.
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Well, I'm staying the hell away from Westchester.
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Let me tell you, I'm known.
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I'm a little bit of a celebrity.
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I go to the hospital, my head could be severed.
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I'm not giving them that kind of money.
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That's not happening.
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Because you should support your local hospital support.
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My local hospital is And there's my payment.
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It's correct.
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You don't have a gold truck back up with crew.
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You know, they're building a new emergency wing, and I wanted to help them with that.
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Is your name gonna be on it?
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What?
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No, not for a million.
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Gave the hospital a million dollars.
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There would be an Elektronik Conan statue.
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I I must mention this book because I'm telling you something here for the book.
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I know you're Oh, no, you're here for to see me in this book is incidental way.
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Get to the book.
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We get to it.
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If not, we just look at me.
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Um, this book I have to say is very impressive.
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This book has everything in it.
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This is the Martha Stewart's Home Keeping Handbook.
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it has.
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I mean, I would.
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There was some some facts I would expect to be in here.
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And then there was some.
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This book is so thorough.
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You have ah part in here that explains how to organize your firewood.
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Yeah, I didn't think.
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Don't you just dump firewood into a bucket or something?
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I mean, well, where do you get it from?
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From the firewood pile.
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You know, it's all about.
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It's all about just this book is about organization.
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It's about keeping your life orderly so that you could get on with other things and have a nice life, you know?
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But But you know what a court of wood is right.
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Court of wood.
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I've heard the phrase court of wood, but I think like a lot of people, I don't know what a court of wood exactly is.
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Court of wood is a pile of wood stack measure measuring 4 ft by 4 ft by 2 ft.
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What does it matter?
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I mean, why can't it just be a excuse me?
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It's four.
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Before you made a leading mistake.
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I'm looking at Conan and thinking that you're not Martha Stewart.
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Who are you four by four by four by four by eight Yeah, we were all like she got that wrong on.
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Don't worry, I would get I'd get une email tonight saying it was wrong.
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Someone, some firewood nerd would send you an email.
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I once said I once said that the plum line chalk came in pink and I got a lot of emails.
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I can imagine you live in a hellish world of your own making.
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What else?
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What else did you find?
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Interesting?
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There's a There's a part in here that said that tells you how to fix a squeaky bed.
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Oh, just like a fly buzzing around you.
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What kind of show are we running here?
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I'm not kidding.
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Your fly.
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Sorry.
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In my water, there's like a gnat flying around.
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Jeff, what is wrong with our students?
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Like a barn in here?
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Jeff, this is Martha Stewart.
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And there's a country.
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Yeah, there's a gnat that you were just talking in a natural right in your face.
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I thought I was trying to I was trying to ignore it.
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But you know how to fix the squeaky bed.
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You have squeaky beds.
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You must You better a I a the bags that air squeaky and I have I They have to be repaired.
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It is very shockingly embarrassing.
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Yeah, I can imagine.
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Yeah, you have to sort of ignore it.
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You try to ignore it, you know?
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But then your house guests are hearing it, and it's very, very embarrassing.
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So there are solutions.
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Thio always say, Martha, the plot bed is a squeak and don't come a Peking.
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I'm such an ass.
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I don't know why you keep coming here.
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That makes me happy, but loves me to come on.
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Good, good.
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Well, they should get bad.
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Seriously.
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This book has everything you ever need to know about anything and you should get it.
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It's the media.
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It's great.
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The Martha Stewart Home Keeping Handbook is available everywhere.