Name: Thanksgiving Turkey ROASTS James Corden & Reggie Watts
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:15:06.000Z
Duration: 5 min 39 s
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>> James: NOW EVERY YEAR ACROSS AMERICA MILLIONS OF

SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,

YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY

MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART

TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT

Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT

REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

>> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR

BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

(LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS

HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A

YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS

>> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

>> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,

MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.

CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO

HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T

TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

>> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE

>> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

>> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS

YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS

NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE

GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

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