I have -- I released a Christmas book, right here.

I always keep it in the top drawer, barely even closed.

Just a slit -- It's just a -- It's just this -- It's like a --

-I thought that was an envelope slot.

-Yeah. Well, it's actually for thick books.

And I wrote this.

I penned this book, "5 More Sleeps 'til Christmas."

And I was -- I had to sign a couple of them, you know,

to send out.

So, I want to be in the Christmas spirit,

so I put on a Lifetime holiday movie.

And as I'm watching the movie,

my name is just in the movie.

Like, I had no idea. I was just watching.

It was called "Christmas Pen Pals."

It was awesome. I loved it.

By the way, I highly recommend it.

It was really fun. I loved it.

I watched it again. I made other people watch it.

I go, "Trust me, it's a winner." -Oh, yeah, we know.

-It's a jam. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -We all watched it.

-Seen it a few times over.

-Well, let's take a look at the clip in case you missed it.

Here's a clip.

-So, then I get an offer on the apartment.

It's insanely over asking price,

and you'll never guess who the buyer was.

-Yeah. -Jimmy Fallon.

-Oh, yeah. -No way! I love him.

-Oh, he's great. He's great.

Really shy, if you can believe it.

-Yeah. -Wait.

Why'd you get the side eye from...

-Yeah, I go -- What does he say?

"Is he a nice guy, if you believe it?"

-Shy. Oh, she said -- -Oh, shy.

"He's really shy, if you can believe it."

-Yeah. -I am pretty shy.

But they -- So, he sold me an

overpriced apartment, apparently, in this movie.

And I'm like, "What is going on?

-And you paid for it.

-Well, I go, "Did I just hear myself?

This is so weird." So I rewound it.

I'm like -- Yeah.

"You wouldn't believe who bought the overpriced apartment."

Anyway, so, I talked about it on the show and I said,

"Hey, Lifetime, if you want to, you can use my name

for any generic ambient conversation

in your holiday movies.

Go for it. You have my permission."

And, apparently, they heard me.

And so, this season, they're throwing them into a couple...

[ Laughter ]

Two have already haired, right?

Do we have a clip of the two that have aired already?

Take a look at these.

They slipped my name in the background of these.

-We can have a donation box or a sign with instructions

where people can give money to the toy drive.

I'll host, of course.

They don't call me the

Jimmy Fallon of Maple Grove for nothing.

-You know, I heard Jimmy Fallon does this every year.

-Jimmy Fallon works with Santa Claus?

-[ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah, big-time.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-This is better than Shark Week.

-"Jimmy Fallon works with Santa?"

"Oh, yeah."

"They don't call me the Jimmy Fallon of Maple --"

What was the first one?

-Maple Grove. -Maple Grove.

We can just show that first one one more time, real quick.

-We can have a donation box or a sign with instructions

where people can give money to the toy drive.

I'll host, of course.

They don't call me the

Jimmy Fallon of Maple Grove for nothing.

-She gave a little shimmy.

-Yeah, a little shimmy on that one.

I loved it, man.

I got them all on DVR because I want to make sure that I --

I watch them in, like, blocks. I can't wait.

But, anyways, they hinted that there is another one

coming up on Friday called "Dear Christmas."

-Nice!

-I don't where it is, so it's like Easter eggs.

So if you watch the thing -- Yeah, if you wait around,

once you hear my name --

I don't know, again, if it's good or bad.

-More. Make everyone do it. -They should all do it.

-Everybody do it.

-You need some sort of challenge.

-Yeah. -Oh, yeah.

-Yeah, like, if folks are able to string together

an actual scene that makes sense using all the dialogue

where Jimmy Fallon is mentioned

in the Lifetime holiday specials.

-Well, that is a bigger thing. -Yeah.

-Yeah. I want to go international, too.

[ British accent ] I mean, like, "Oh, you wouldn't believe

who I ripped off this morning."

-Dream big. Go ahead.

-"From American telly, Jimmy Fallon.

Yeah, he brought this crappy tree,

and I sold it to him.

He got totally ripped off.

You wouldn't believe, he's a little shy in person."

[ Normal voice ] I love that they took it --

I love that they did it.

Thank you, Lifetime.

I will be watching. I'll be listening.

I'm like Santa, man. You better watch out.

Yeah, I know what you're doing.

I know if you're naughty or nice, but that's alright.

I dig it, Lifetime. Thank you so much.