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  • - This is Max Greenfield from The Neighborhood,

  • I'm here with BuzzFeed,

  • and today we are going to read some, aah, thirst tweets.

  • I had to ask what a thirst tweet was.

  • The fact that there's any tweets like this on the internet.

  • Nice to know that people are thinking about you.

  • (soft upbeat music)

  • Hey BuzzFeed Celeb,

  • please let Max Greenfield read thirst tweets,

  • so he knows that all of my dreams consist only

  • of him feeding me jelly beans, thanks.

  • It's all right, feels pretty kid-friendly, so far so good.

  • Max Greenfield's smile clears my skin, improves my mood

  • and raises my GPA.

  • These are all very good for my self-esteem.

  • I'm having a good day reading these.

  • If I could meet a guy like Leo D'Amato,

  • I would absolutely decide to settle down

  • and become, as the kids say, a wifey.

  • Okay.

  • Max Greenfield's jaw line is a gift from God literally.

  • Well, it depends on, you know,

  • what your spiritual preferences and how you view the world

  • but it's really all a gift from God, truly,

  • not just my jaw line, everyone's jaw line.

  • When will we be recognizing Max Greenfield

  • as the white boy of the year?

  • Appreciate it.

  • I play the white boy of the year on The Neighborhood.

  • I would pet Max Greenfield's head all day, if you let me.

  • I don't know about all day.

  • Max Greenfield's smile is a deadly weapon.

  • All right.

  • Watching New Girl wondering when I'll get a sexy

  • Jewish boyfriend like Schmidt.

  • Well, I think a lot of people are wondering that.

  • Maybe, I don't know.

  • Max Greenfield's thighs appreciation post.

  • Well, that one makes me feel good.

  • I do a lot of squats, I work a lot on my legs.

  • Not a lot of upper body stuff.

  • I wanna lick Max Greenfield, head to toe.

  • Eh, I guarantee you don't.

  • I don't know how to describe the fact

  • that Max Greenfield played young Sandy Cohen on The O.C.

  • any other way than as the horniest casting choice

  • of all time, like, wow, what a gift.

  • Horny is an underused word.

  • Losing sleep, fantasizing about how Schmidt

  • from New Girl would be handling this bussy?

  • Is that right?

  • Oh, right on.

  • I just found out what a bussy is,

  • and aah, really appreciate it.

  • I'm honored.

  • I feel like this is a safe space,

  • so I need to have a threesome with Nick Miller and Schmidt.

  • Whew, there, I said it and I feel better.

  • It's gonna be a tough to tell for Jake Johnson.

  • Can Max Greenfield murder my bussy, please.

  • Murder's a strong word.

  • Veronica Mars should have at least sat

  • on Leo's face one last time, just one girl's opinion.

  • Well look, I don't write the shows.

  • BuzzFeed, I just want to say thank you

  • for compiling, um, all of these thirsty tweets about me.

  • Um, It's something I would not have done on my own.

  • So I appreciate the experience.

  • And a lot of them were just compliments,

  • except for the stuff about the bussy.

  • What a day this was.

  • I'll never forget it.

  • Please check out The Neighborhood, Mondays,

  • at 8:00 PM on CBS.

  • (soft upbeat music)

- This is Max Greenfield from The Neighborhood,

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Max Greenfield Reads Thirst Tweets

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/24
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