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  • >> WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, "LATE, LATE SHOW."

  • >> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

  • HERE'S HOW IT WORKSK I'M GOING TO QUIZ MEMBERS IN OUR STAFF,

  • ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.

  • IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY GET A PRIZE FRK THEY ANSWER

  • WRONG THEY HAVE TO DROP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND LEAVE THE

  • STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.

  • IT'S A BIT OF FUN BUT THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM, LET ME

  • TELL YOU IS PALPABLE. SO LET'S GET STARTED AND THE FIRST PERSON

  • WE WILL, LET'S GO TO STEVE LET'S GO TO STEVE.

  • THIS WAY, STEVE, IF YOU GET IT WRONG CAN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO

  • AND YOU KNOW, GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

  • SO OKAY, STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR YOU ARE YOUR QUESTION.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO, AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW I TEASED

  • THAT BTS WILL BE ON LATER ON THE SHOW PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG.

  • WHAT WAS THAT SONG CALLED?

  • NESS.

  • >> I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

  • >> James: THAT IS NOT THE TITLE.

  • CAN I TELL YOU, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE,

  • BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON TONIGHT.

  • LIFE GOES ON, IT WAS NOT I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

  • SO STEVE, YOU'VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.

  • YOU'VE LET ALL OF US DOWN AND THAT WAS AT THE START OF THE

  • SHOW WHEN YOU CHOSE TO COME TO THE SHOW DRESSED LIKE YOUR WIFE

  • HAD SAID CAN YOU NIP OUT AND BRAB SOME BREAD AND YOU SAID

  • SURE, LET ME GRAB MY KEYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • SO NORMALLY REVIEWERS WILL KNOW WE MAKE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO

  • HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION SING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO

  • BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT FOR COVID REASONS, STEVE, SO YOU ARE GOING

  • TO HAVE TO DANCE OUT OF THE STUDIO INSTEAD. LOOK, HE'S

  • LOVING IT.

  • SO I IN GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO TWERKING TO

  • BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIX-A-LOT, OKAY, THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD

  • LOOK LIKE.

  • OKAY, STEVE, IT'S BEEN LOVELY KNOWING YOU, LET'S TBETD SOME

  • NEWS MUSIC, STEVE, TWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO.

  • I LAKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE.

  • WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.

  • WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE.

  • THE WHOLE WAY.

  • >> James: YES, STEVE, GO.

  • THAT'S JUST-- .

  • ♪ >> James: AND HE'S GONE WOW.

  • S HAD'S REALLY NO WAY TO UNSEE THAT.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN A MAN IN SORT OF MUSTARD

  • CHAKIES, I DON'T THINK HAVE I EVER SEEN A MAN IN MUSTARD

  • CHAKIES TAKE FOUR STEPS BACK AND THEN JUST BEND OVER, THERE WE

  • GO.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • WHO SHOULD PLAY NEXT.

  • LET'S GO-- I'M GOING TO GO TO SUSAN, SUSAN.

  • >> YEAH, SUSAN.

  • >> James: SUSAN IS HERE, SHE WORKS IN THE SOUND DEPARTMENT SO

  • SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

  • OKAY.

  • SUSAN, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

  • HERE IS A JOKE I TOLD MOMENTS AGO DURING THE MONOLOGUE.

  • I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SET UP.

  • YOU WILL TELL ME THE PUNCH LINE, OKAY.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: HERE'S THE SET UP.

  • ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WHAT.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> James: LET'S SEE.

  • >> I PAID ATTENTION BUT I MISSED THAT ONE.

  • >> James: I DON'T BLAME YOU, IT WAS AVERAGE AT BEST.

  • LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, CONSPIRACY

  • THEORISTS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY

  • POWELL YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS.

  • WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED

  • CORONAVIRUS TO DESTABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

  • SUSAN YOU DID NOT GET THE NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME

  • FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO.

  • AND YOUR DANCE WILL BE, I WOULD LIKE SOME BALLET, SUSAN, ARE YOU

  • GOING TO RE-CREATE THE NUTCRACKER SUITES, LET'S LOOK

  • QUEUE THE MUSIC.

  • CASEY, LIGHTS, SUSAN, WE WILL SEE YOU LATER.

  • OH, YES.

  • WHAT?

  • YES.

  • >> James: OH, COME ON NOW.

  • SUSAN.

  • (APPLAUSE) WOW.

  • I ABSOLUTELY GOT CHILLS.

  • THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THAT IS IT WORKED ON

  • TWO COUNTS, ONE, IT WAS UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL, AND TWO IT JUST MADE

  • STEVE'S ALL THE MORE PATHETIC.

  • ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ROBYN, IS ROBYN HERE?

  • WHERE IS ROBYN, IS HE THERE, IS HE BEHIND THE CRANE W OKAY.

  • ROB, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS?

  • >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION?

  • DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION, ROB.

  • >> IT WAS A LONG MONO AND IT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

  • I'M NOT VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.

  • >> James: SO LET'S TRY ANOTHER JOKE FROM THE MONOLOGUE.

  • OKAY.

  • HERE IS THE SETUP.

  • I SHOWED THIS PHOTO OF BIDEN'S NOMINEE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE

  • ANTHONY BLINKEN.

  • AND SAID IF NOTHING ELSE-- WHAT?

  • >> SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, HE'S FORGETTABLE SWRZ SOMETHING

  • ALONG THE LINESES OF FORGETTABLE.

  • >> IF NOTHING ELSE AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT ZACH BRAFF WILL LOOK

  • LIKE IN 15 YEARS.

  • OH, ROB, WERE YOU CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

  • ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE STUDIO RECREATING SY GANGHAM

  • OKAY, ROB, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, LET'S GET SOME MUSIC,

  • CASEY, LIGHTS, ROB, DANCE US OUT OF HERE.

  • GANGHAM STYLE.

  • WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.

  • GANGHAM STYLE.

  • WHOOP WHOOP.

  • SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP.

  • THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING A TENGMENT WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL

  • BE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL J FOX, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, "LATE, LATE SHOW."

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