if you ever wondered if I'd get around

to answering your questions,

never fear 'cause orange is sphere!

(orange laughs)

Bring 'em on I'm ready to roll!

(orange crashes)

(glass brakes)

- [Narrator] Can you make a TNT song please?

♪A-B-C-D-T-N-T-H-I-J-K hello TNT ♪

♪ Q-R-S, TNT, W-X. TNT ♪

♪ Now I know my blow my TNT, ♪

♪ Next time wont' you, ♪

hm...how should I end it?

- [Pear] How bout TNT?

- [Orange] Best idea you've ever had Pear!

(pear yells)

(orange laughs)

(TNT explodes)

- [Narrator] It's time for ask Orange!

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, what happens if

you step on a grape?

- [Orange] I don't know, what?

- [Narrator] It lets out a little wine. Hahaha, get it?

(orange laughs)

- [Orange] That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes,

what happens if you step on an orange?

It let's out a little fart!

(orange farts)

(orange laughs)

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, can you turn into Cuphead?

- [Orange] Let me try.

(orange whistles)

- [Orange] Ow!, Ah man, this better be worth it!

How's that? Just like Cuphead right?

(orange laughs)

uh oh, I forgot about what happens

when you step on an orange

(orange farts, yells)

- [Narrator] Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?

- [Orange] I don't know, where?

- [Narrator] The baaaba shop lolololololol

- [Orange] I've heard some barn yard jokes in my day,

but that one was the goat!

(orange laughs)

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, have you heard of the game

"Deal or No Deal?"

you should make a spoof called "Peel or No Peel"

(orange) okay gang. What do ya think?

Peel, or No Peel?

(audience yells)

- [Apple] I vote, "No Peel"

- [Pear] You won, nude dude!

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, there's a squirrel behind you.

- [Orange] Woow, how'd he get in here? That's nuts!

(orange laughs)

- [Squirrel] That is so not funny.

I'm offended, and I'm leaving!

- [Orange] Aw man, I hope that joke doesn't come back

to bite me later!

(orange laughs)

- [Narrator] Put me on ask orange,

and everyone will have limbs in the kitchen.

- [Pear] No! Stop! Don't read that question!

- [Orange] Too late, why you so worried?

- [Pear] Dude, because growing limbs is painful.

(pear cries in agony)

- [Orange] Wow, you weren't pulling my leg

about reading that question.

(orange laughs)

(orange cries out in agony)

- [Narrator] Hey orange, the devil egg is back for revenge!

- [Orange] I thought I smelled something like eggs.

(orange farts)

wait, that just might be me.

(orange laughs)

(devil egg pops up in smoke)

- [Devil Egg] We've been through this Orange,

it's the smell of sulfer that follows me wherever I go,

it's not you, its not me, it's the sulfur!

Because I live in the depths of heck!

- [Orange ] You live in the depths of heck?

What the heck are you talkin about?

(orange laughs)

- [Deviled Egg] I have returned to seek vengeance

and drag you down with me to the depths of

- [Orange] Shell?

- [Deviled Egg] No! Yeah that's actually way better

than going at heck.

Why didn't I think of that?

Yes, I'm dragging you down to the depths of shell!

- [Orange] No. Shell

- [Deviled Egg] Huh?

(deviled egg yells)

ahh! A light tap from my hammer

my only weakness! Ill get you yet Orange!

.ill return someday!

- [Orange] He's going to get me someday?

I'm sure he was just yoking

(orange laughs)

- [Narrator] How many children does Grandpa Lemon have?

- [Pear] That's a great question.

How many grandkids do you have Grandpa Lemon?

- [Grandpa Lemon] Why, I have 34 grand children.

Thank you for asking.

I have a picture of them right here.

There's Lenny, and Flora and Lucas and Liam and

Lenny and Louie and Lady and Leroy and Lima

and Lipton and Loften and Lexy

(audience snores)

well that a first.

I don't think I've ever been the only one awake before.

What shall I do with my free time all to myself?

Oh, I know.

(lemon snores)

- [Narrator] Cats mouth. Dogs mouth.

- [Orange] Squirrels mouth

- [Walnut] What? How the heck is that a squirrels mouth?

- [Orange] No! Squirrels' mouth!

(walnut screams)

- [Narrator] Hi!

- [Orange] Hi!

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, can ya do this face?

- [Orange] I don't think so.

Somebody would have to say something reaallyy surprising

for me to make that face.

- [Narrator] Little apple is awesome!

- [Orange] whoa! Somebody actually said That?

(orange screams)

- [Apple] Orange, you're ruining what was supposed

to be a big moment for me.

- [Orange] Relax little buddy.

It's just a regular sized moment

to the rest of us.

(orange laughs)

- [Apple] I walked right into that one!

- [ Narrator] Turn on first person mode

so we can see what you see.

- [Orange] Great idea! Activating first person mode now!

- [Pear] Hey Orange, can you make a funny pun

and play the Kazoo super loud?

- [Orange] Zubet I can!

(orange laughs)

(kazoo plays)

(pear laughs)

- [Pear] You're the bet dude!

Orange? Orange, stop!

Were you even listening to what I said?

I asked you to keep the kazooing down

because I'm trying to read!

Oh, and another thing I-

thank you for your beautiful kazoo music.

You're the best friend in the world.

And I think you should detnate that TNT over there.

- [Orange] You got it best friend.

- [Pear] I'm not your best friend.

Hey wait, what are you doing?

Orange, no! Why would you-

(orange lights match)

(pear yells)

- [Pear] No!

(TNT explodes)

(outro music)