the great Colin Quinn,

and he has a book out called "Overstated"

where he basically roasts every state in the U.S.

It's funny, and you can just read it in any order.

It's a good book.

Well, I wanted to put him to the test,

so now it's time for "Overstated with Colin Quinn."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-♪ Overstated, overstated, overstated, overstated ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

-Colin, Colin, are you there?

Oh, I see you. -Oh, yes.

-Wow, yeah.

Colin, I thought we could go through some states

and you can give them a quick roasting.

Does that sound okay? -Sure.

-First of all, how are you doing?

Are you okay?

-Oh, I don't know why you would --

You should have said that before...

-I know, I know, I know, I know. I understand.

I know, but I -- I admit -- Sorry.

-Hey, you just started this.

-I know, but it wasn't on the teleprompter.

But, yeah, you look good. I hope you're okay.

-Oh, it wasn't on the teleprompter.

-It's not about being a big shot.

That's the way it works.

Acting like I'm trying to --

-No, I wasn't calling you a big shot.

I was saying -- I was making a dumb joke that,

"It wasn't on the teleprompter. I couldn't read it."

[ Laughter ]

Sorry. -Oh, my God.

I guess we started with the first roast already.

Oh, my gosh.

How about this, Colin? Arizona.

What could you say about Arizona?

-I call them the Instagram state

'cause they're beautiful but empty.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

-How about -- How about Ohio?

-Ohio's like the middle, like the nice --

They're like your nice friend that waits in the car

while you're hooking up with somebody in the house.

They'll sit there and wait to drive you home.

[ Laughter ]

-Florida.

-Florida's the hot mess that you want to hang out with

but you always end up getting arrested with them.

[ Laughter ]

-Okay, last state. Pennsylvania.

-I don't want to do Pennsylvania

'cause you're gonna feel like it's an attack on you,

but it's not.

-Why?

-Alright, I'll do it. But don't be paranoid, okay?

My joke is, it's a state that kind of, like, started,

it almost fell apart, then it came back strong.

You might call it like the "Fever Pitch" of states,

I call it. That's the nickname.

[ Laughter ]

I didn't make up that nickname. That's the state nickname.

It's on the license plate.

-Why would I even do this?

How do I not take that personally?

How do I not take that personally?

How do I not take that personally?

Give it up for Colin Quinn, everybody.