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  • Sarah Silverman.

  • Thank you very much to say Merry Christmas again.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Every single year.

  • Look, I'm kicking a Mussolini's head.

  • I chicken tear and I kick it.

  • That's bullshit.

  • Check the full check.

  • What photographs?

  • Pile of the body Street.

  • And people were peeing in his face.

  • Yes, they're doing that.

  • But they didn't sever his head from his body and then use it in soccer tournaments throughout Italy.

  • No, that didn't happen.

  • I didn't say suck.

  • No, I didn't say soccer tournaments, but he said they You said they beheaded him and kicked him from town to town.

  • His head the 1946 World Cup was played.

  • Yeah.

  • No, they didn't do that.

  • What they did was enough When they really went to town on him.

  • Did you stretch the truth?

  • No.

  • We're gonna crash focused.

  • You know, I knew Flanagan for about 17 years before I knew his name was Mark.

  • It's not.

  • I looked it up.

  • It's Gertrude.

  • He's Gert.

  • He's Gertrude Peter.

  • Paul Flanagan.

  • I looked it up.

  • I feel self conscious about calling him Mark.

  • I don't want to hear plenty.

  • No, don't call him Mark, but you should know his name.

  • is, but I'm puts me in mind of a story.

  • I'm scolding him.

  • It's usually when I'm scolding him.

  • Mark, don't touch that.

  • Beck and I were riding camels together.

  • What they wanted me to be in his new puppet show.

  • What are you talking about?

  • And then you find out later.

  • It's true.

  • Yeah, yeah, that's true.

  • A lot of it.

  • It's true.

  • He's like Zelig.

  • I know.

  • When the Neil Young thing showed up, he was like O Neill wants me to be in his play to pay the sea, captain.

  • But then I can't be playing the sea captain like Neil Young has a play and there's a sea captain in, and he wants you to be it.

  • That's fantastic, he wrote.

  • Harvest on this rug.

  • It's a Ford.

  • Focus is when people see him, they go well.

  • That can't be bought, right?

  • Are you saying right?

  • But you didn't hear what he said I did, he said.

  • Bono.

  • He said Nobody thinks Bono was driving a Ford focus.

  • You know, that was The story is that he walked Bonner to his car and he had a rental of a Ford Focus, and he said a Ford focus and Bono goes, Yeah, no one's gonna think that Bono's in a Ford focus, So I just drive around and people will go look at that asshole.

  • That's why I drive a Bentley.

  • Because no one thinks Conan O'Brien's got the money to buy a Bentley.

  • I do the same thing the other way.

  • One morning when I was coming into Warner Brothers, uh, I saw it.

  • I saw before, as I was turning in like a late seventies Ford Crown Victoria with an ancient man driving it, turning into the quick, You know, like the quick pass lane at Warner Brothers.

  • And I was like, Wait, can we play 20 questions?

  • Who?

  • It?

  • Waas.

  • Sure, sure on.

  • And that's it.

  • And I looked back and then I saw it.

  • Was someone famous.

  • Is he over 75?

  • I believe so, Yes.

  • Actor?

  • Yes.

  • White.

  • Yes.

  • Uh, does he have hair?

  • White hair?

  • He has hair.

  • I believe it is variable colors, depending on the roll.

  • I don't know.

  • It is natural hair.

  • Is he American?

  • Very, very.

  • You're taking too long with the many East one.

  • Yes.

  • I'm sorry, but that was too long.

  • Should I just leave it this way.

  • That was so good.

  • You can only white man.

  • They lead on the Warner Brothers live.

  • All the other white men get turned away.

  • When he noticed when he saw me looking in my rear view mirror at him, too, he pulled his baseball cap down.

  • So it's just like, Oh, now you can't see the road, Old man.

  • Yeah, well, he had two holes punched in the brim of his cat.

  • Hey, peered through.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Then he looks like What's his name?

  • Mush mouth.

  • You realize that he's Yeah, exactly who had the holes cutting?

  • Um, Clint Eastwood is 90.

  • Yeah, he's a year younger than my dad, and it's just amazing to me that he's directing movies.

  • Yeah, I mean, they're all about soft foods now, but still, Scorsese, too.

  • Scorsese's younger, you know, that's still he's still probably my dad's age.

  • My dad couldn't direct a movie, can't even cross the street.

  • He's a loser.

  • He's got that tricycle.

  • That's I can't believe there's a tricycle.

  • There's a good Boston accent drug, My dad says.

  • Who's the tallest president?

  • I don't know.

  • Abraham Lincoln?

  • No, he was shot.

Sarah Silverman.

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