I am the ringmaster and this is death race.

There's no reason only blood oil on the salt is here.

I'm a woman named Martha.

That's right.

This is a race between a bunch of dudes in black latex, but serious mommy issues don't read into that.

I'm talking about that.

Then it is many Batmobile.

Four wheeled Swiss Army death buggies off the night.

First up is the burden Mobile, the Gothic nineties overly felt like bringer of destruction thing.

Babies got grappling hooks, machine guns and retractable armor.

That makes it the vehicle of choice for a true dark night.

Just make sure Danny DeVito doesn't get ahold of it.

If you're looking for something that we can all pretend is more realistic, we've got the tumbler from Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.

This all terrain monster of a tank barely qualifies as a car, and we'll steamroll through RPGs.

If it has thio, it's got a rocket launcher Ah, jet engine and a stealth mode, which is hilarious for car with a rocket launcher and a jet engine.

The tumblers cousin is the Batmobile from the Arkham Games.

It has a 60 millimeter cannon and a Vulcan mini gun, which, unfortunately does not fire miniature spox.

All perfect tools for a hero who definitely definitely does not kill this'll.

Video game behemoths Onley Weakness is psychotic ice cream truck drivers, which we will not be seeing today, right?

Right.

And last but not least, is the classic the O.

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The Adam West Mobile from the Swing in sixties, based on the 1955 Lincoln Futura.

This baby's got a bat, rays, bat magnet, bat phone, bat Sukha and battering ram, which is the only catch it that works as a pun.

With all that out of the way, let's join our commentators whiz and boom, stick and get this death race starting.

Thanks, ringmaster.

Our racers air at their marks and ready to go.

What are you wearing?

It's go theme ing whiz.

I'm a professional entertainer Who cares about the craft?

Even brought my own bet.

Beer cans made from really bad.

Mm, fantastic.

Here's how this is going to work.

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Now let's join our racers at the starting line.

It's temper a death rays.

Mhm Onda Burton Mobile takes the lead due in no small part, I'm sure, to its unique arrow dynamics.

It looks like a dengue looks like he's out of breakfast.

He's making a mess with an oil slick.

Given this, tight spaces will be difficult.

There they go.

Think maybe our first death.

Who knew oils and check rockets don't mix.

The West Mobile makes the dozy reverse proud.

It looks like they might have a bad scheme of their bitch.

Leave.

Unlock the Arkham Knight Mobile takes them out first Broomstick That's 60 millimeter cannon is tearing up the track way.

The tumblers bythe on the tumbler goes a tumbling.

Who?

Bad luck, buddy, I know this is rich coming from me, but sometimes you really shouldn't take the baby with impressive.

Put some quick thinking.

The Batpod comes in clutch in the last minute.

Wow, it is moving with Yes, With that extra maneuverability, the most grounded batmen of them all might actually have a chance to fall.

Never mind.

Built miles above Gotham City.

What better obstacle for our track than a Gothamites?

Worst nightmare.

Traffic.

Wait a minute.

Are those civilians on the track?

What better obstacle than innocents?

People with thes air bat men.

There's no way they killed God.

Why did I let you handle obstacle acquisition?

Whatever that means.

I did it Good.

Holy copycat.

That man thes stuff.

Bastards have a death wish.

Then you better into the prayers, old chum.

With just two Batmobile left, we're getting close to the finish line.

Someone's gonna have to make a move It Burton's keep mobile with a secret explosive.

Look out!

Adam, Are you seeing this whiz?

I know the Batmobile could do a lot of stuff, but I didn't know that one could flay.

And the winner is actually who does win.

Is this to the death or is it an actual race?

Like who came up the rules for this?

My food for the one that fricking flew Good enough for me.

The winner is the Adam West Mobile.

Eso beautiful Wiz taking a picture with the mind Blink dozens of people are injured and dead.

I know it's a real shame, Wiz, but I'm sure we can pump those numbers up for next time you saw first.

Here, folks.

Come back next week for another death.

Red.

Okay?

Yeah.