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  • last week, I asked our fans to help me figure out what snack Joe Biden looks like.

  • This is important.

  • It's very important.

  • I mean, there's a lot going on, but this is important.

  • Yes, thank you.

  • We all know Donald Trump looks like an orange Cheeto and people have been making orange Cheeto jokes for a long time, and we can agree on that.

  • That was never in contention.

  • A divided country.

  • But everyone agreed.

  • Donald Trump looks like an orange Cheeto, and that comparison has served late night comedians.

  • Vory well, but now we're moving on.

  • And that begs the question.

  • What snack does Joe Biden look like?

  • Yeah, we need to know how to make fun of him.

  • Exactly.

  • And the only way to make fun of a president is by knowing what snack he looks like.

  • Exactly.

  • It's the only way.

  • Trust me, we're professionals and we've looked into it.

  • Anyhoo, last week I told our fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snacks Joe Biden look like the most.

  • Now we gave him five choices yogurt covered raisin, pirate booty, Japanese shrimp chip, cotton candy and saltine.

  • There was also a place to write in your answers.

  • A lot of people wrote in Frosted mini Wheat, which you can see that it's not bad.

  • That's not bad.

  • We also got plenty of marshmallow and Nilla wafers.

  • Yeah, but there was a clear winner, and we're gonna announce that winner right now.

  • We had a total of over 4000 votes, and the winner by far with over 1300 votes was And this is not a contested election.

  • This is a clear victory.

  • Are you ready, Andy?

  • Okay, here we go.

  • The snack.

  • Joe Biden looks the most like according to you, the viewer.

  • Japanese shrimp chips.

  • Whoa!

  • Yeah!

  • Incredible.

  • Wow!

  • Yeah.

  • So now we know Joe Biden officially looks like a shrimp chip.

  • And now that we know that we can start working that into some jokes Oh, that's good.

  • Yeah, that's the idea.

  • Yeah.

  • Joe Biden announcing his goals for the first term, Biden has promised to give Americans affordable healthcare student loan debt relief and satisfying salty crunch because of the shrimp chip thing.

  • Yeah.

  • Check this one out.

  • Michael B.

  • Jordan was just named people's sexiest man alive.

  • Meanwhile, Joe Biden was named crunchy ist sake.

  • Bar snack alive.

  • The glasses, the glasses thing that could be your thing.

  • Situates it.

  • Hey, hey.

  • I gotta ask you, Andy What?

  • I'm here.

  • What's the difference between Joe Biden and a Japanese shrimp chip?

  • I don't know, Conan.

  • People are happy when you bring chips to a party.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • They're not happy when you bring Biden.

  • Why?

  • Because he's the president.

  • He looks like a He's bland, all right.

  • I mean, it's not safe for him to be out at a party.

  • I mean, no one should be the journey.

  • That's the joke.

  • The joke is people.

  • If you bring him to the party, they're worried he's gonna get co vid, and they're so happy he's the new president, right?

  • So they'd rather, um, a chip, I guess.

  • Like you could you could call it just you and Ebola shrimp chips.

  • You could call that a party, and it would be safe.

  • But if Joe Biden came to your house and it was a gathering of people, odds are there's gonna be, you know, spittle.

  • A lot of laughter could be a super spreader.

  • Certainly a lot of talk that's all true, But what does that have to do with the shrimp chip?

  • It has nothing to do with the shrimp chip.

  • It's just about Joe Biden stays healthy, I forget.

  • Why were we talking about?

  • I don't even know.

  • Thanks a lot, America.

  • I think that would be needs shrimp chip.

  • I think that was our best contest ever.

  • You know what?

  • I don't think it was our best contest ever.

  • I think it was the best contest ever in human history, and that includes all the Olympics in all time, including ancient Greece.

last week, I asked our fans to help me figure out what snack Joe Biden looks like.

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Conan Reveals What Snack Joe Biden Looks Like - CONAN on TBS

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/19
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