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  • -Hey, guys, I'm about to play you some

  • real songs from real bands that I think that you should avoid.

  • It's time for my "Do Not Play List."

  • Here we go. -♪ Do not play

  • Do not play

  • Do not play these songs, these songs

  • -Now, before we start, I just want you all to know that

  • every artist and song that I'm about to play for you

  • is 100% real.

  • These are actual bands and actual songs.

  • It really is, Questlove, real stuff.

  • You can download them on Spotify --

  • -I don't believe you. -I know you don't.

  • -But you can download them -- Spotify, Amazon,

  • or see if your local music store has them.

  • They are real. These are real songs.

  • Let's see what's on my Do Not Play List.

  • This first one's -- Do you like R&B music?

  • -Yeah.

  • -This is an artist called IceJJFish.

  • -Yes! -Oh, yeah.

  • -Yes!

  • -Do you know -- -Hell yes!

  • Yeah. -Oh, yes!

  • I'm ready for this. -His song is called "My Bae."

  • Here he is on the album cover.

  • And I assume that's his bae there.

  • Let's take a listen to "My Bae." -Yeah.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Girl, I would be glad to call you my bae

  • My bae, my bae, my bae, my bae, my bae

  • Girl, I would be glad to call you my bae

  • My bae, my bae, my bae, my bae, my bae, bae, bae, bae

  • My bae, my bae

  • Girl, I would be glad to call you my bae

  • My bae

  • My bae, my bae, my bae, my bae, my bae

  • -Alright, stop, stop, stop, stop.

  • No, no. It sounds like he's in pain.

  • -Yeah. -[ Singing indistinctly ]

  • -IceJJFish is a legend. -Yeah.

  • -Oh, dude, you think he's a legend,

  • get ready to meet Michael Gutierrez-May.

  • -Who? -Now, look...

  • -Isn't he one of the camera guys?

  • -Yes.

  • -He seems like a pretty chill guy.

  • I like the album cover. I'm into it so far.

  • His song is called "Cold Wind, Warm Breeze,

  • Hot Girls, Cool Dudes."

  • -Wait. What? That's the song title?

  • -Yeah. Yep, that's it right there.

  • He's giving off laid-back vibes, man.

  • I dig it. Let's give it a listen.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Here in Massachusetts

  • We have got it all

  • Red Sox

  • -Red Sox. -♪ Celtics

  • -Celtics. -♪ Bruins

  • -Bruins. -♪ Pats

  • -Is he singing? -♪ Trophies on the wall

  • -Yeah.

  • -♪ Cold wind

  • Warm breeze

  • Hot girls

  • Cool dudes

  • -Alright, stop, stop. That's good.

  • -Wait. The orchestra... -He's got an orchestra.

  • You know how expensive that is?

  • Oh, dude, get ready for this jam.

  • This is -- Wow.

  • I don't think anyone's ready for this, man.

  • This is by my man Rob Juice.

  • The album is called "A Tall Glass of Juice"

  • or "Prescription Strength"

  • or "Take Before Bedtime."

  • He's got three album titles.

  • -Wait, but that's not all.

  • Does he have three hands?

  • 'Cause how is he holding that trumpet

  • and you see both of his hands?

  • -I think it's a woman behind him.

  • -Oh, okay. -Yeah.

  • Stopping him from playing his trumpet.

  • -His trumpet. -That's correct.

  • -His horn. -His horn.

  • Yeah, so, he's Rob juice.

  • -Bobby J. -Bobby J., man.

  • Rob Juice.

  • This track off this album is called "My Thirst."

  • -Okay. Bobby Juice.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Baby, I love you more than liverwurst

  • -Oh, come on.

  • -♪ Bratwurst, too

  • -Come on. -"Black Seinfeld"?

  • -♪ You know ♪ [ Chuckles ]

  • ♪ I'd accuse you of being in love first

  • ♪ I stand accused of being in love the worst

  • -♪ Bap, bap, bap

  • -♪ You my wet nurse

  • -Alright, alright, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

  • Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop.

  • "My wet nurse"? What is he talking about?

  • We're down to our last song, you guys.

  • This is by an artist called King Luan.

  • Here is the cover.

  • And the name of the song is "There Are No Gnomes in Sweden."

  • Let's take a listen.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ There are no gnomes in Sweden

  • No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them

  • There are no gnomes in Sweden

  • No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them

  • -I kind of dig this one, man. I like this one.

  • It's kind of a good vibe to it, right?

  • I said...

  • -♪ No little hats or jolly beards

  • No rotted teeth

  • -Alright, that's all the time we have for "Do Not Play."

  • I like this jam.

  • If you have an album or a song you think we should use

  • on our next "Do Not Play List," we want to see it.

  • Send your suggestions to donotplay@tonightshow.com.

-Hey, guys, I'm about to play you some

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Do Not Play: "My Bae," "There Are No Gnomes in Sweden"

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/18
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