A lot of the networks officially declared Joe Biden the winner of the presidential election on It's Been glorious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Indeed.

It's been an incredible weekend.

Almost immediately after the news was announced, people all over the country started to celebrate out in the streets.

The joy was infectious as his coronavirus.

Yeah, After the announcement, there was actually a double rainbow over L.

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The Trump campaign is already trying to overturn at least one of those rainbows in court, according to the pharmaceutical company Pfizer, the Cove in vaccine that they've developed its surpassing all expectations and testing out at 90% effective 90% effective.

That's basically like my jokes during this monologue, unless, and that's me being generous.

But it's incredible we could get a co vid vaccine.

I cannot wait.

I cannot wait for another four months to go by, get my two vaccine shots, wait another 28 days for it to kick in and then just hug someone about this news.

Yeah.

On Saturday, Trump announced over Twitter there his team would be holding a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia, but minutes later, Trump corrected the tweet, saying that the press conference was going to actually be held at a place called Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

I It's amazing.

It's like obviously they screwed up.

They called the wrong place and they just thought, Well, let's just go with it like Trump can.

He could never admit that he might be wrong, like he could be on fire.

I think he'd stand there going.

I meant to be on fire being fired.

Being virus the best Only idiots aren't on FIRE Uh huh.

But the only way it could have been Mawr hilarious is if the Four Seasons Total landscaping shop was located in 100 industrial strip mall sandwiched between a crematorium on a sex shop on.

That's exactly where it waas.

I cannot imagine a better location for the future Donald Trump Presidential Library.

Trump's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, did the speaking on.

Well, take a look because they don't decide the election core for Joe Biden, isn't it?

What was it called by all the Oh my goodness, All the enough?

Wow, all the network Attn least Julianne is going out with his head held high, you know, screaming like a crazy person but still head held high.

Do you do when you do the early sounds like he's trying to give a press conference while also trying to stop himself turning into a werewolf?

You know what I mean?

Like those scenes in teen wolf like Michael J boxes.

Lazy all the network who wishes Who wishes that they were airing these great jokes right now.

Wow, for the network.

Yeah, for years is gonna hold these rallies.

You know who's not going to cover these rallies?

Wow!

Along the network, Fox News actually cut away from a live statement from the White House press secretary because while see for yourself and we want every illegal votes Well, I I just think we have to be very clear that she's charging the other side is welcoming fraud and welcoming illegal voting.

Unless she has more details to back that up.

I can't in good countenance, continue showing you that Fox News just cut off the Trump White House for being misleading.

I got to say the 2020 plot twists just keep on coming, don't they?

Biden said Trump's refusal to concede is an embarrassment, and then Trump was like this is an embarrassment.

Did you not see me do this?

We owe.

Meanwhile, the Trump family seems to be having a hard time understanding that the election is over.

Today.

Eric Trump tweeted this Minnesota get out and vote.

I cannot stress this enough.

He tweeted this today thing.

He followed that up by tweeting Good luck to the Miami Heat.

And then, later on Eric Tweeted got a good feeling about LA LA Land.

Hashtag Best picture on.

If all of this has got you feeling like you need a vacation, you're not the only one because vice president Mike Pence actually left today for a week long vacation in Florida.

Listen, if anyone deserves a vacation right now, it's the head of the coronavirus task force.

Thanks.

Morning, President Trump made his first public appearance in six days.

He's basically been in hiding since shortly after the election, and that explains why you've been having such a great week.

It's his first public appearance in days, so I guess Donald Trump is capable of quarantining seriously.

He was out in public so much more when he was contagious with coronavirus on.

Trump is still unwilling to concede to President elect Joe Biden last night.

Trump tweeted People will not accept this rigged election to be clear.

He's not talking about People magazine, is he?

It's not People magazine because the only thing people is going to accept is an in depth interview with Kristen Chenowith, where she gets real about faith, family and all the Broadway drama you can handle.

I mean, he's saying people won't accept that people will be fine.

If people could accept Taco Bell retiring the Mexican pizza, which is an outrage, I'm pretty sure they can accept this.

Meanwhile, despite the president's claims, election officials in dozens of states representing both political parties have declared that there was no widespread election fraud Trump's legal team officially responded with.

Are there Waas?

It's hard to know who to believe Here.

On the one hand, you've got the word of dozens of bipartisan election officials.

On the other hand, you got the word of Trump's lawyer, all the networks.

Trump's behind by 14,000 votes in Georgia.

You know how big of a screw up it would take to get something like that Wrong.

That would be like trying to book an event at the Four Seasons Hotel but instead booking at the Four Seasons total.

Last e.

I mean, that story was four days ago on It's still funny to me every single day.

Sometimes I sit and I think about it, and I imagine that behind the scenes, the rigmarole can you imagine?

Can you imagine what it was like?

It was It was between a porn shop in a crematorium.

Yeah, it would have been funny without that.

They gave us that, too.

I know the website loser dot com, has just been updated.

Now, if you visit the site, you'll be immediately redirected to Donald Trump's Wikipedia page.

Yeah, this really has to sting.

For Trump is a big thing.

He's even lost the support of trolls.

A loser dot com What a website It sounds like an insult.

You'd hear a school in the early two thousands.

Where'd you get those bit dazzled?

Low rise jeans?

Loser dot com Yeah.

Hey in where'd you get that mustache loser dot com?

Where can I stream cats loser dot com i Zazzali.

You know where you can stream cuts?

Wow, all the networks.

Trump's public schedules show that the president has little interest in actual work.

He hasn't had an intelligence briefing since early October, which is too bad, because if he had, he might actually know that he lost the election.

But this begs the philosophical question.

If Donald Trump is the one receiving it, is it still an intelligence briefing?

According to another new report, not only will Trump run for president again in 2024 he may announce it before Joe Biden is inaugurated and possibly before the end of the year.

So Merry Christmas, America, although it's gonna be hard to fit Trump's 2024 slogan on a hat make America great again to back where it was when I was the president the first time again.

As you may know, over the past few years, there've been a number of priceless works of art whose restorations were infamously botched.

First, there was this portrait that became known as Monkey Christ thin.

Earlier this year, there was this attempt by a furniture repairman to restore 1/17 century painting of the Virgin Mary.

Well, we've got a brand new one to tell you about this time on a building in Spain.

Here's what the sculpture looked like before the restoration.

Okay, that's it.

There on.

Here's what it looked like after it had been restored.

How do men on the face look at this?

I mean, how does this keep happening?

What's the reason for this year?

I don't know, but thank God it does.

It looks like a potato trying to decide what to order in a fast food restaurant.

A top court in Germany just ruled that techno is in fact music.

Yes, Yeah, yeah.

They said that the case confirmed that clubs playing techno should benefit from the same reduced tax rate as concert halls.

Yes, this is huge news for any clubs out there.

From 2000 and two.

It was close, though the defense lost the case on a technicality.

Thank you.

I like everyone in America, is concerned that the Supreme Court will overturn rulings on gay marriage and abortion rights, and in Germany, judges alike.

Honestly, this slaps things got a little out of hand during the case when the judge was like order way.