Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ ♪ >> James: OKAY. AS THE STARS OF THE BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS FILM "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" WHICH IS ABOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST TRUE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU ARE BEING CHALLENGED TO SPEND THE DAY WITHOUT ANY A.I. OR TECHNOLOGY WHATSOEVER. YOU WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO TEAMS, SAM AND JEAN, MYSELF AND MELISSA. WHICHEVER TEAM RETURNS HERE FIRST WITH THE THREE TASKS COMPLETED WILL WIN. YOU MUST TAKE AND BRING BACK A SELFIE OF YOUR TEAM IN FRONT OF AN ICONIC LOS ANGELES MONUMENT OR LANDMARK. FIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND PURCHASE AND ORDER OF GENERAL TSAU'S CHICKEN. FIND A FRIEND YOU WILL BRING WITH YOU BACK TO TELEVISION CITY, IT MUST BE SOMEONE YOU'RE KNOWN OVER A YEAR. PLACE YOUR PHONES, WATCHES AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS TECHNOLOGY INTO THIS BOX. NO CREDIT CARDS. THAT COUNTS AS TECHNOLOGY. >> I HAVE A BLOOD GLUCOSE MONITOR ON MY ARM. >> James: I THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT. >> CERTAINLY. NO, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE OFF THE GLUCOSE MONITOR! >> James: THAT'S LOCKED. WE HAVE TWO HOURS, AND OUR TIME STARTS NOW. OKAY. MELISSA, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! >> OKAY. >> James: WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS BOX? >> OOOH, MONEY! A $20 BILL. >> James: A CAMERA PHONE BOOK. WET TOWELS. WE'RE IN A CITY WITHOUT ANY LANDMARKS. I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW MY WAY ANYWHERE WITHOUT A NAVIGATION SYSTEM. THIS SAYS NO LEFT TURN. >> NO, IF YOU GO RIGHT AND RIGHT. >> James: RIGHT AND RIGHT? GO FULL McCARTHY. >> I'M SORRY. WAIT! SORRY. ONE SECOND. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> James: OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BREEZE. IT'S GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BREEZE. >> CBS STUDIOS IS AN AMERICAN LANDMARK. WE CAN JUST FILM THERE. >> OH, MY GOD. HOW DID HE KNOW? >> James: I DON'T KNOW. EVERYBODY'S DONE BUT US. I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. >> OOOH, OOOH! WHAT? OH, MY GOD THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! >> OKAY. OKAY. JUST SAY -- >> FOR A SECOND. ( LAUGHTER ) >> JEAN SMART, COME ON DOWN! ( CHEERING ) >> James: THERE'S NO LANDMARKS IN L.A. THERE'S LITERALLY ALL OF THE LANDMARKS ARE A JACK IN THE BOX AND GREAT PLACE FOR AVOCADO TOAST. >> WHERE ARE THE TARPETTES. >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TARPETTES ARE. >> WHAT'S THE LABRAYA TARPETTES. IT'S A PIT OF TAR. EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE LABREA TAR PITS ARE? >> I DON'T KNOW. OH YOU DON'T KNOW. NO. >> James: HELL OF A LANDMARK, McCARTHY. COME ON, MAN! GIVE ME A BREAK! ( LAUGHTER ) >> TAR PITS! >> James: OH, I SEE. THIS IS THE LANDMARK. >> THIS IS THE LANDMARK. >> James: MY KIDS HAVE BEEN HERE. >> LET'S LEAVE THE CAR HERE. THERE'S A WOOLLY MA'AM MUTH SOMEWHERE. >> James: THAT'S AN ELEPHANT. THAT'S THE TAR PIT. REALLY GETTING THOSE KNEES GOING TODAY. >> James: THERE IT IS. YOU CAN SMELL IT. >> James: THAT'S THE TAR PIT. WHERE'S THE CAMERA? >> I DON'T HAVE IT. I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX. NO, NO! WHEN YOU WENT IN THE BOX, YOU SAID, HERE'S THE CAMERA. YOU SAID -- >> James: WAIT, I'LL GO GET THE CAMERA. >> GO, GO, GO, GO! DON'T BREATHE IN THAT TAR! OH, MY GOD! YOU CAN DO IT! HOPE HE HAS THE KEY. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> LITTLE HUSTLE! ♪ >> LITTLE HUSTLE! UNT SNIEWNT YOU WANT ME TO MOVE THE CAR? >> PLEASE. >> James: I'M UNDER TIME PRESSURE. >> MOVE IT. >> James: I'LL MOVE IT. OH, MY GOD! >> DOES ANYBODY THINK JAMES -- ANYBODY SEEN JAMES CORDEN? OH, MY GOD! THAT ABOY! >> James: THEY MADE ME MOVE THE CAR! >> OH, MY GOD! >> James: TRAFFIC PERSON MADE ME MOVE THE CAR. >> YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SWEATY. >> James: THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ONE. >> I FEEL GREAT ABOUT THAT ONE. >> James: LET'S GO. ENJOY THE TAR PITS, GUYS. >> James: ONE OF L.A.'S GREATEST LANDMARKS. >> GET THAT STROLLER MOVING. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR A PHONE. THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE WIPES ARE FOR. THAT'S DISGUSTING. IT SOUNDS DIRTY. >> YES, WE'RE WONDERING IF YOU COULD DEVELOP AN INSTAMATIC CAMERA WITHIN AN HOUR. YOU DON'T? DID YOU EVER? >> DO YOU DO ONE-HOUR PHOTO? YOU DO? OKAY, GREAT. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU. >> OH, MY GOSH! I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL THERE, BUT THERE USED TO BE AN ACTUAL CAMERA -- A CAMERA CAMERA SHOP ON FAIRFAX. I THINK IT'S SAMMY'S CAMERA. >> SAMMY'S CAMERA, RIGHT THERE. OH! YEP. AND YOUR NAME. SAM. I'M DORIS. DORIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH. SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. >> SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU UP ON A CURVE? >> James: YEAH. NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE. >> OH! >> James: OH! SAMMY'S CAMERA. >> James: THIS IS 500s. SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THIS WAY. >> James: BUT WE'RE IN THE LEFT LANE. PAUL McCARTHY, REMEMBER. PAUL McCARTHY. >> CAN YOU LET US CUT THROUGH? >> James: YES! YES! YES! ( HONKING ) NOW WE'RE COOKIN'! OH, MY GOD! SHE'S INCREDIBLE. >> OH, THIS IS IT! >>