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  • [ Crowd cheers ] -3...2...1.

  • [ Imitates buzzer ] That's it!

  • Good game, pal. I won.

  • I don't know who you are,

  • but it was fun playing against you.

  • -You didn't win. I won. -What?

  • -No, you didn't. Look at the score.

  • -Stop the count. -We did stop the count,

  • and I won. -Keep counting.

  • -I don't need to. Look at the scoreboard.

  • -We're demanding a recount, folks.

  • Can you can believe this? I'm being totally cheated.

  • Everyone agrees.

  • I'm in the process of suing PlayStation right now.

  • -What, uh -- President Trump? -Fake news!

  • -Oh, come on, just admit you lost so we can all move on.

  • Besides, don't you have more important things to do

  • to be playing video games? -I could ask you the same thing.

  • -It's time for the show. I gotta go.

  • -Hey, Dad, can I play? -Get out of there, Eric!

  • -I'm Don Jr.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -From Rockefeller Center,

  • in the heart of New York City,

  • it's "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon."

  • Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests --

  • Chance the Rapper, Erin Andrews,

  • musical guests G Herbo and Chance the Rapper --

  • and featuring the legendary Roots crew.

  • And now here he is -- JimmyFallon!

  • -Do it!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Whoo!

  • Hey! Thank you!

  • Hello, and welcome!

  • Thank you very much. Please.

  • That is so nice.

  • Oh, my goodness!

  • Oh, that's what I'm talking about!

  • Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

  • Wow. What a crowd.

  • You're not gonna believe this,

  • but the White House just told me

  • we got a million people in here tonight.

  • Amazing, amazing. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Amazing.

  • Well, let's get to the news and jokes.

  • Well, guys, as the pandemic gets worse,

  • President Trump is making it even tougher

  • for President-Elect Biden to deal with the crisis.

  • Apparently, he's still not letting

  • his coronavirus task force talk to Biden's.

  • I'm really shocked by this, 'cause, up until now,

  • Trump's handling of the pandemic has been flawless.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Seriously, why is it so hard for Trump?

  • He's been passing off COVID responsibilities

  • for eight months. Why stop now?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm not surprised the transition of power is taking so long.

  • Every time Mike Pence hears the word "transition,"

  • he runs and hides under the bed. [ Laughter ]

  • "Mother, put on 'David and Goliath.'"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Not sure any of this matters.

  • Trump's task force probably wrote like one memo that says,

  • "We think you get it from licking stuff."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Honestly, do we even want Trump's task force

  • training Biden's? That's like

  • getting legal advice from Rudy Giuliani.

  • [ Laughter ] "I'd like to represent myself."

  • [ Laughter ] But here's some good news.

  • After last week's announcement from Pfizer

  • that their vaccine is more than 90% effective,

  • another company, Moderna,

  • has made an announcement of their own.

  • Watch this. -This morning, breaking news

  • on the coronavirus vaccine.

  • Moderna announcing its vaccine could be up to 94.5% effective.

  • -That's an amazing achievement. Scientists are like,

  • "We've harnessed the power of mRNA,"

  • while Americans are like, "Does it come in grape flavor?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "Can I get it in the gummy shape like Fred Flintstone?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I had to read that joke as Brian Regan,

  • 'cause it felt like -- it sounded like

  • Brian would have nailed that, so that was for you, Brian.

  • [ As Brian Regan ] A gummy like --

  • like, Fred Flintstone type of gummy.

  • Bet I could do that.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Normal voice ] Meanwhile, this weekend in Washington,

  • Trump supporters gathered to protest the election.

  • And Trump even drove by on his way to the golf course.

  • Take a look.

  • -Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade

  • as thousands of Trump supporters claimed election fraud.

  • -Yeah, nothing says "Thanks for your support"

  • like barreling through the crowd on your way to a golf course.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • If you read his lips, I think he's saying,

  • "They wasted a Saturday for this?

  • Could have gone golfing."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Can we show it again? Just him going by his followers?

  • -Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade...

  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah, man.

  • And this was cute.

  • Trump's car -- I don't know if you saw it --

  • even had a bunch of tin cans hanging off the back

  • and a sign that said, "Just Lost the Election."

  • I don't know. [ Laughter and applause ]

  • But Trump was overwhelmed by the support.

  • And he was like, "I love you guys.

  • You're doing the white thing. I mean, the right thing."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, if it's not clear by now,

  • Trump still isn't ready to move on from the election.

  • But yesterday, for the first time,

  • it seemed like he was admitting that Biden won.

  • Trump tweeted, "He won because the election was rigged."

  • Yep, that might be as close to a concession speech

  • as we're gonna get, folks.

  • But it was short-lived, because he went on to say,

  • "I concede nothing," and, "I won the election."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Trump won't give up, while the rest of us are like,

  • "Dude, we've moved on to Netflix shows about chess.

  • We -- We don't care. We don't care, dude."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Even though Trump's lawsuits keep getting tossed out,

  • it's clear the president is not planning to concede

  • anytime soon. So you know what?

  • We thought we'd do it for him and give us

  • the concession speech that we all deserve.

  • Take a look.

  • [ "America the Beautiful" plays ]

  • -My fellow Americans, a short time ago,

  • Joe Biden beat me in the election.

  • And not only did he win, he won by a lot, actually.

  • Therefore, it is time for me to step aside.

  • Because, let's face it,

  • I wasn't probably on my game, and I wasn't doing so well.

  • And you know, I'm the only President in history

  • to lose the popular vote twice and to get impeached.

  • It's time for a change.

  • The greatest dream in the world is that Joe Biden wins,

  • because the winner of this vote was decided

  • by a fair and open election.

  • Therefore, I humbly concede to Joe Biden.

  • The American people have responded.

  • And they have said to me, "You're fired.

  • Bing. Get out."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Laughing ] Wow.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Speaking of the election, The Gap says

  • sales of their pants have nearly doubled

  • since the election week, and they think

  • it has something to do with Steve Kornacki.

  • [ Laughter ] Watch this.

  • After many news outlets reported

  • that Kornacki's signature khakis come from The Gap,

  • the company reported it saw

  • a dramatic increase in online traffic

  • and a more than 90% sales increase on khaki pants.

  • [ Laughter ] -Wow.

  • Right now, Anna Wintour is like,

  • "Why did I choose Harry Styles for the cover of 'Vogue'?!"

  • [ Laughter ] "Kornacki!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "I told you -- Kornacki!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Today, middle-aged white guys were like,