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  • - [Orange] Howdy, howdy, fruit-lovers!

  • I'm Orange!

  • - [Pear] And I'm Pear!

  • Today we're gonna show you how to play football,

  • American style!

  • - Mind if I kick things off?

  • - Go right ahead!

  • - Thanks!

  • Wheee!

  • - Ugh, okay.

  • Step one, get a football.

  • They're shaped a little differently than most other balls.

  • - I'll say, these footballs are shaped toe-tally weird!

  • (laughs)

  • - Orange, is that a foot?

  • - Yeah!

  • Football, right?

  • Let's play, I wanna give somebody a Gatorade bath!

  • - Wh-Where did you get a human foot?

  • - Off that angry guy over there!

  • - Uh, might he be angry because you took his foot?

  • - Oh, that would explain it.

  • Boy, do I feel like a heel!

  • (laughs)

  • - Just give the foot back!

  • This is a football!

  • - Oh, you mean an egg ball.

  • - No, I mean a football!

  • - I'm pretty sure that's an egg ball, dude.

  • - It is a football.

  • If you'd just listen to what, wait, what the -

  • what is happening!

  • (screams)

  • My eyes!

  • - Whoa! A bald eagle!

  • That's American football, all right!

  • (laughs)

  • - (groans)

  • Step two.

  • Get a team together.

  • You want someone who can throw as your quarter back.

  • Someone who can run fast as your running back.

  • - Oh! Oh! I'm good at rolling!

  • I'll be the roll-back!

  • - Roll-back isn't a position, dude!

  • - Okay, then I'll just be the motorboat-back!

  • (laughs)

  • (motorboat noises)

  • - Ugh. Sure, dude.

  • You can be the motorboat-back.

  • - Woo hoo! Where does the motorboat-back stand?

  • - Over there, by the bench.

  • - All right!

  • Come on, Baldie!

  • To the bench!

  • Weeee!

  • - Ugh. Finally, we can actually talk about football!

  • Now step three is -

  • - Gatorade bath!

  • (laughs)

  • - Orange!

  • - It's not orange!

  • It's lemon-lime.

  • (laughs)

  • - (groans)

  • It is not time for a Gatorade bath yet!

  • - Oh, sorry!

  • Rewind!

  • - Whoa, you can do that?

  • - Sure, I can do all sorts of football-y things, like this!

  • Instant replay!

  • - Ugh, hey!

  • What they heck!

  • - Baldie, get me out of here!

  • - (growls)

  • Okay, let's get back on the rails.

  • Step three is to try and score a touchdown.

  • Do this by advancing the ball downfield

  • either by running it or passing it.

  • - Or by motorboating it!

  • (motorboat noises)

  • Dude, you're ruining the field!

  • This is insane!

  • - It is?

  • - Yes!

  • For one thing you're driving a motorboat across dry land!

  • - Oh, well we can fix that!

  • (whistles)

  • - What the?

  • - (laughs)

  • - Orange!

  • (upbeat music)

- [Orange] Howdy, howdy, fruit-lovers!

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