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  • -Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

  • I'm hanging out with my good friend.

  • I'm hanging out with my son, Post Malone.

  • Post. -What's up, Dad?

  • -Since you are about to launch your brand-new

  • Celebrity World Pong League, I wanted to challenge you

  • to the Every Drinking Game Ever Challenge.

  • ♪ -Every drinking game challenge

  • -Okay.

  • Post, this first one is a classic.

  • The first game we're about to play is Flip Cup.

  • -Flip Cup. First one to drink and flip all their cups wins.

  • -Are you nervous at all?

  • -Not at all.

  • -Ready?

  • -Yes, sir.

  • -Set. Go!

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, my God.

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • [ Dinging ] -Oh! What's up, dude?!

  • Yo! What is up, dude?!

  • What is up, man?! Blah!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -Quarters.

  • Bounce the quarter off the table into the glass.

  • -I'm going to be straight with you.

  • I've never played this game.

  • It seems a bit primordial.

  • -Alright, ready? Here we go.

  • On your mark. Get set. Go.

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, no.

  • -God. That one went backward.

  • Oh, my gosh!

  • Yo!

  • [ Dinging ] Oh, my gosh!

  • Dude, what is happening?

  • Grandpa's got to get back out on the scene!

  • You missed the --

  • This is like old timer's day at the ballpark.

  • I come limping out.

  • Can we have a replay of that, Dave,

  • just so Post can see the magic of this?

  • Watch this. Watch this gem.

  • Boing! -Oh, my God.

  • -Doing! [ Laughs ]

  • Ah!

  • Enjoy that cold beverage, my friend.

  • Cheers. -Cheers, Jim.

  • -Cheers, bud.

  • -Never Have I Ever.

  • Put a finger down if you've done the deed.

  • First person with all fingers down loses.

  • -Three fingers up. I will start.

  • Never have I ever, uh, lost $1,000 on a bet.

  • -Specifically $1,000? -In that ballpark.

  • -Or over? -Over?

  • -Yeah, I've made some dumb bets in my life.

  • So are you saying over $1,000?

  • -Yeah, I'm going to say $10,000.

  • -Okay, let's do $10,000, too. Okay.

  • -You got to put a finger down, oh, my gosh.

  • Okay. Alright, now you ask.

  • -Never have I ever...

  • taken the postal exam as a career fallback.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • You sadly know too much about me.

  • My parents really believed in my comedy career and I was a --

  • I would have been a great mailman.

  • And I got job offers.

  • And they would have loved me.

  • But, yes, I have done that.

  • And gosh, I love the post office and I love postal workers.

  • Okay, my man, have you ever --

  • never have I ever gone out

  • for drinking one night and then woke up in a different city.

  • Actually, you know what?

  • That's bad for me because I have done that.

  • -Yeah, I'll drink too. Cheers, sir.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Two times.

  • You got one for me?

  • -Never have I ever been mistaken for another celebrity.

  • -Oh, my gosh. That happens to me all the time.

  • Tom Cruise. Every time I go out.

  • -Tom Cruise?

  • -Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

  • Tom Cruise, yeah, all the time.

  • -I'll put mine down too 'cause I get Brad Pitt all the time.

  • -Beer Pong.

  • Throw a Ping-Pong ball in your opponent's cups.

  • First to sink each cup wins.

  • -Post, since you're the resident beer pong expert,

  • I'm going to go first. Here we go.

  • Hey, do you soak your ball?

  • Do you get it wet before you throw?

  • -Yes, sir.

  • You know, it's impoi-- it's "impoitant" to make it --

  • [ Laughs ]

  • It's impoitant to make it --

  • -Of "coirse." Of coirse it's impoitant.

  • Here we go, bud.

  • ♪♪

  • Oh, gosh. -That's alright. That's alright.

  • -Come on, bud. Let's see what you got.

  • ♪♪

  • -Ooh! -Aah!

  • Gosh darn. Which one? Top one you did?

  • I know this is going to be bad.

  • ♪♪

  • Gosh. Ugh!

  • Alright, come on, come on.

  • Let's make it close.

  • Uh! God.

  • That was just ugly, ugly! That was just ugly!

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh! -Oh, my God.

  • -He's a master. Dude, he's a ninja. He's a master.

  • -I got to be honest. On the pong show, I didn't do so well.

  • It was not my week.

  • -Two down. Alright. Here we go. Gosh.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I think I just hit you in the -- hit you in the nad.

  • -Oh! -Oh, my gosh!

  • [ Dinging ]

  • He's the master. He is the master!

  • He remains the champion!

  • Post Malone, everybody!

  • His new show, "Post Malone's Celebrity World Pong League,"

  • is out November 18th on Messenger's Watch Together.

  • You're the champ, Posty. Always good to see you, pal.

  • Stick around. We got more "Tonight Show."

  • ♪♪

-Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

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