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  • This is how it's done, Grant Fucking Feel it.

  • The power to change every time.

  • Let's see Oh, let's go!

  • Mhm, Yeah, the Blues.

  • They're not just a great way to sing out all those complicated, messed up feeling to keep down about being fatherless there the second half of this epic.

  • But you know, singing blues would be perfect for this team.

  • They've been through a lot.

  • Maybe true.

  • Unlike the Reds, they've suffered numerous casualties and are constantly plagued by project freelancers experiments.

  • You know how they were experimenting with A.

  • They could only get one.

  • An Alfa based on the project's director.

  • She went down, and they had to hide the Alfa where nobody would ever find it.

  • Apparently, this box Canyon in the middle of nowhere seemed the perfect fit.

  • This is Blue Team Leonard Church.

  • Laverne IUs Tucker Agent Texas Sheila, who is a living tank and caboose.

  • After losing their original captain to a deadly allergy incident, Church reluctantly stepped up to be the blue team's unofficial leader.

  • Spoiler alert.

  • He's the secret Alfa A.

  • I don't know what makes him so special, though he's a cranky asshole who's terrible at literally everything.

  • He does.

  • He doesn't even know he's an AI.

  • He thinks he's a ghost.

  • But remember that 50 megaton bomb churches team all survived it, too, including himself while it was inside his own body.

  • What hell Tucker wants you to think he's a ladies man.

  • However, after careful, painstaking analysis, we have determined that he has very little game being that his most frequent hookup is a rock.

  • He's kind of a bad ass, though he stabbed the meta.

  • Sure, you convince Cyclops in the balls and held up a small army of mercenaries by himself.

  • He even wields a kick ass energy sword that only works for him.

  • But for the biggest badass of the bunch, look no further than Agent Texas.

  • Tex is an anomaly.

  • She's not really a blue, but a freelancer assigned to the team through circumstance.

  • Yet she's also not really a freelancer, but a robot duplicate hosting an artificial intelligence fragment split from the Alfa as a clone of the directors.

  • Late wife Allison.

  • Yeah, Doug Guys, how do you not see that coming from when the show started?

  • Unfortunately, the text fragment is specifically based on the memory of Alison's death and the concept of failure.

  • This means that text is literally programmed toe fail.

  • Now, this doesn't mean she can't win fights Or that her team can't succeed on missions.

  • It's more of a personal defect.

  • It sure hasn't stopped her from kicking some serious ass tax was number one on the freelancer leaderboard, easily caught this giant crate and could even flip over.

  • Sheila, you know the 66 ton tank with a mind of its own.

  • The perfect companion for cabooses team killing sprees.

  • Uh, really makes me miss my pet tank broomstick.

  • There's no such thing as pet tanks.

  • You watch this idiot?

  • I strapped a bazooka to the back of my pets snapping Turtle, Come here, Mr Snappy!

  • What?

  • No, No!

  • What are you doing?

  • Is that thing loaded?

  • No Whiz.

  • I strapped and unloaded Bazooka to a turtle.

This is how it's done, Grant Fucking Feel it.

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