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  • - Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!

  • (laughing)

  • Ha, don't worry. It's just me, Pear.

  • In honor of today being Friday the 13th,

  • our story time is... you guessed it, Friday the 13th.

  • One of the scariest horror stories of all time.

  • If you ask me.

  • (sneezing)

  • Oh, sorry about that.

  • Anyway, helping me today as usual is Orange.

  • Orange?

  • Huh. He's not here. Well, that's weird.

  • But then again, they say weird things happen

  • whenever the 13th day of the month is a Friday.

  • So maybe that's what-

  • - I'm here! Don't start without me.

  • - Dude! Where you've been? What happened to your head?

  • - Pear, you're not going to believe it.

  • I was coming over to shoot the episode,

  • but the weirdest thing happened.

  • - Oh yeah?

  • - Yeah! I was walking under a ladder

  • where a painter was painting, when all of a sudden,

  • - Yeah?

  • - Some of his red paint dripped out onto my head! Whoa!

  • - Oh, dude, that's not really that weird.

  • You walked under a painter's ladder.

  • Like, you should kind of expect that to happen.

  • - What? Of course, it's weird.

  • It's Friday the 13th, Pear.

  • Weird things be happening all over the place today.

  • I'm surprised you didn't know.

  • (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • - Let's just get to the story. Shall we?

  • Once upon a time, there was a summer camp by a lake.

  • Late at night,

  • while everyone else was singing songs around the campfire,

  • two camp counselors sneak off

  • to a storage cabin where suddenly they got-

  • - [Orange] Stabbing pains in their temples!

  • You guessed it, migraines!

  • - [Pear] What?

  • - [Orange] And Oh baby, they were bad ones.

  • I should know. I got a migraine earlier today.

  • - [Pear] Orange!

  • - [Orange] Don't worry, Pear.

  • It gets even spookier.

  • Next, their Uber Eats order was also kind of late,

  • which never happens! Dun, dun, dun.

  • - Hold on. Orange, are you just listing off things

  • that actually happened to you today?

  • - Of course! It's Friday the 13th Pear.

  • Try to keep up.

  • (laughing)

  • - Ugh, just let me handle this. Okay?

  • So, later that night everyone was in bed.

  • One of the other counselors

  • was just laying there in his bunk,

  • when suddenly from underneath his mattress comes-

  • - [Orange] A candy bar wrapper from several weeks prior!

  • - [Pear] Dude! No!

  • - [Orange] Yes! I'm telling you Pear,

  • this actually happened to me today.

  • So spooky!

  • Scary!

  • - [Pear] That's not spooky or scary!

  • - [Orange] It isn't?

  • - [Pear] No! Scary would be if the guy

  • got stabbed by a masked assailant.

  • Or if he got shot by an arrow,

  • or thrown through a window or took an ax to the face.

  • - Oh, I think I see where you're going with this Pear.

  • Don't worry. I think I got some really good

  • Friday the 13th stuff for 'ya.

  • - You'd better.

  • - [Orange] That's when the campers

  • finally saw the murderer for the first time

  • wearing an old tiny hockey mask.

  • - [Pear] Now this is what I'm talking about.

  • (sneezing)

  • - [Orange] Gesundheit!

  • The campers looked at each other and they said,

  • you know what, we should totally get

  • this hockey mask wearing weirdo back

  • for killing all our friends and whatnot.

  • So they chased him down and they pranked him really good.

  • - [Pear] Um, okay.

  • - [Orange] They put pepper in the hockey mask

  • when the killer wasn't looking.

  • They put a whoopee cushion under the cushion

  • of his favorite chair.

  • And then because he was kind of boring

  • and no one really liked him very much,

  • they put itching powder all over his green pear-shaped body.

  • - Hold on, Orange.

  • Are you still talking about things you actually did today?

  • Because I have been weirdly itchy today.

  • (laughing)

  • - Of course not. That's crazy talk.

  • - Hey, now that you mention it, all day long,

  • I have been-

  • (sneezing)

  • - Bless you.

  • - Orange, I can't believe you pranked me.

  • And then you went and ruined today's story with pranks too.

  • Dude, it's not that kind of story.

  • It's totally the wrong one.

  • - You sure? Because I thought they were some

  • pretty killer pranks, if you ask me.

  • (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • - Get out of here!

  • - Whoa!

  • - I'm going to finish this story without you.

  • You go stand over there.

  • I'm going to take the storybook back to the story time chair

  • and finish this once and for-

  • (whoopee cushion air releasing)

  • - I don't know about you,

  • but that's your sounds like the end, to me.

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange!

  • (laughing)

- Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!

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Annoying Orange - Storytime: Friday the 13th!

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    Summer posted on 2020/11/13
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