Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • You know, as I said, we're trying a lot of different things lately, and one of the things that we tried not too long ago is we started trying to put a bit of a spotlight on people that work here behind the scenes of this show, making a little bit about them because it kills time.

  • And it's a nice thing to Dio.

  • But I really did want to actually get more involved in their lives and help out a little bit.

  • So recently, I said to the staff, If anybody has a problem, something that's bothering them, something about their life here, it late night with Conan O'Brien, that's less than perfect.

  • I'm very accessible.

  • Please come to me and tell me your problem, and I will do my best to fix it, and I meant it.

  • I really wanted to help out.

  • Not too long ago, someone who works here at this show very nice guy named Aaron Blair came to me and he said that he had something that was troubling him, something behind the scenes here at this show that wasn't quite working for him, and he wanted my help.

  • I decided to help him and I brought a camera crew along.

  • And here's what happened.

  • I've heard Aaron Blair.

  • Aaron, your role is you don't have to wave like that.

  • Sorry.

  • Just just be there.

  • Just be there.

  • Right?

  • Who, Uh, Friendly.

  • Listen, you are a researcher at the show.

  • Correct?

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • What's the problem that you would like me to fix?

  • Well, it's kind of it's an issue in the men's bathroom here on nine, and it kind of makes me uncomfortable.

  • It's an awkward situation.

  • This is the men's bathroom.

  • Why don't we go inside and you show me the problem and I'll try to fix it?

  • Sound good to you?

  • Great.

  • This is one of the nicer bathrooms I've seen.

  • What's your freaking problem?

  • Players?

  • What problem is that?

  • It's the urinal.

  • You pretend like you're going to the bathroom.

  • I'm here.

  • I'm at the urinal.

  • Okay.

  • Everything's fine.

  • Right?

  • Zip.

  • A funk.

  • Zip cut funk.

  • Kind of what happens when Conan unleashes the beast?

  • I want to say it is I stand here, zip, funk, and then walk a lot of urine coming out anyway.

  • So I'm standing here.

  • I'm doing my business.

  • What's the problem?

  • My problem is Let's say I was doing my business in the stall.

  • Okay?

  • Right.

  • And I come out, I wanna wash my hands right now.

  • The issue is that I have to look down toe, wash my hands and there's, you know, I'm saying there's no there's no partition.

  • It's very awkward.

  • What are you talking about?

  • Like I'm not looking.

  • Why are you looking over this way?

  • I don't wanna look over that way, but something deep inside you draws you towards it.

  • You see a guy standing at the urinal and you're like, I can't help it, Z, you know.

  • Why are you Is this a problem?

  • In other bathroom?

  • No.

  • One problem is that when washing your hands, you feel that your what?

  • You just dio flush of accident.

  • I don't.

  • You're just bad with toilets with some up.

  • One is that when you're watching your hands, you feel that your eyes drawn to easily to someone else's business.

  • Thea Other problem you have is that when you're doing your business, you're afraid someone might see what's happening south of the border with you.

  • Yes.

  • I wanna help you, Erin.

  • Thank you.

  • I wanna make this okay for you.

  • Thanks.

  • So I'm gonna pitch some possible solutions.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Let's try the first solution.

  • Okay.

  • Aaron, here's my solution.

  • Two interns creating a wall right here.

  • You're free to, uh, use the bathroom and nobody who's washing their hands.

  • You know, they they peek through here there real quick.

  • This isn't how I mean, there's more people in here now, but they're blocking.

  • It's like an audience.

  • Now he's staring right at my face, but he's staring at your face.

  • Well, I don't know.

  • That's not staring at little Aaron.

  • Well, it's just a trend.

  • Urinate.

  • Staring into the eyes of another man is difficult.

  • I don't like I can't just way too many people here now.

  • They're very close.

  • All right.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • We'll try something else.

  • Could you please go to my bathroom and resume your position there?

  • How I do it.

  • Let's bring this in right now.

  • This is gonna help a lot of people Now.

  • I had this made.

  • Just jam it in there.

  • You walk in with this under your arm, you say time to urinate.

  • First take a divider and then get busy.

  • This is fine, but I look like some kind of freak carrying this thing around like he's obviously gonna go urinate.

  • He's got his urination board.

  • No, no one knows this is a no one's gonna see this and go Oh, that's one of those urination board e like this idea.

  • I just think it's gonna pigeonholed me is a freak in this office.

  • You're pigeonholed is a freak when this process began.

  • Okay, Aaron, I spent a lot of time and I spent a lot of money.

  • I think I have the solution.

  • You ready?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • How's that?

  • Pretty good.

  • All right.

  • Why don't you go ahead, Aaron, and take care of business, Okay?

  • Okay.

  • I can't go if you're in here with me, right?

  • Yeah.

  • What kind of idiot?

  • But let's just get him out here.

  • Erin, play art Thought okay, Alan, I'm taking over school.

  • Alright, folks, we're gonna take a break.

  • We'll be right back with Jim Gaffigan.

You know, as I said, we're trying a lot of different things lately, and one of the things that we tried not too long ago is we started trying to put a bit of a spotlight on people that work here behind the scenes of this show, making a little bit about them because it kills time.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

A2 bathroom problem urinal staring funk freak

Conan Fixes An Issue In The "Late Night" Men's Bathroom - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

  • 1 0
    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/13
Video vocabulary