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  • ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

  • EVERYBODY.

  • AS YOU KNOW, DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, THE RELEASE OF A LOT

  • OF BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIES HAVE BEEN DELAYED.

  • IN FACT, WE EVEN HAD TO DELAY THE RELEASE OF A SEGMENT I SHOT

  • SIX MONTHS AGO ABOUT THE DELAYED RELEASE OF BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIES.

  • THANKFULLY, I CAN FINALLY SHOW IT TO YOU NOW.

  • HERE'S A CONVERSATION I HAD A FEW MONTHS AGO WITH MY DEAR OLD

  • FRIEND STEVE CARELL.

  • WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND STEVE CARELL.

  • STEVE, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

  • >> YEAH, WHATEVER.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • YOU KNOW, STEVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE SO MANY PROJECTS GOING AT THE

  • SAME TIME, SUCH A BUSY MAN, BUT, YOU KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY, SO MANY

  • PROJECTS ARE BEING DELAYED RIGHT NOW, AND EVEN FILMS THAT ARE

  • SHOW AREN'T BEING RELEASED BECAUSE THERE ARE NO THEATERS

  • OPEN.

  • >> YEAH, IT'S A TRICKY SITUATION.

  • >> Stephen: WELL SAID.

  • NOW, YOU AND I -- >> (LAUGHING).

  • >> Stephen: I REALIZE I DIDN'T ASK YOU A QUESTION I JUST LEFT A

  • SPACE IN THE SENTENCE FOR YOU TO FILL IN.

  • SO I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING SLIGHTLY TAS TURN IN YOUR

  • RESPONSE.

  • THAT'S ON ME.

  • THAT'S ON ME.

  • >> (LAUGHING) BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'M PLAYING THE

  • CHARACTER OF, HEY, I'M GOING TO BE THE GUEST WHO'S NOT GOING TO

  • HELP HIM OUT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NOW, HERE'S THE

  • THING, ALL THESE MOVIES ARE BEING PUSHED, YOU KNOW, AND

  • THEY'RE NOT BEING RELEASED, AND SOME PEOPLE MAY NEVER SEE THESE

  • MOVIES, THEY MAY NEVER BE RELEASED, INCLUDING ALL THE

  • MOVIES YOU AND I MADE IN THE LAST YEAR.

  • >> AND WE HAVE A LOT.

  • >> Stephen: SO MANY I FORGOT -- A, I FORGOT THAT WE

  • MADE THEM.

  • >> I EKNOW, BUT THEY WERE FUN TO WORK ON WITH YOU.

  • >> Stephen: I REMEMBER ENJOYING DOING THEM, BUT I DON'T

  • REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE, WHAT THEY WERE CALLED, WHO WE PLAYED

  • OR WHAT THE PLOT WAS.

  • >> YEAH, IT'S ALL A BLUR.

  • >> Stephen: THANKFULLY, MY GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT MADE UP

  • POSTERS FOR ALL THESE MOVIES THAT NEITHER YOU NOR I CAN

  • REMEMBER AND WE'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THE MOVIES NOW BY

  • LOOKING AT THE POSTERS.

  • ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO THIS?

  • >> YEAH, THIS WILL BE A NICE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE THIS IS "MAYBE COMING

  • SOON."

  • ♪ ♪

  • WELCOME TO "MAYBE COMING SOON" WHERE STEVE AND I WILL LOOK AT

  • MOVIE POSTERS FROM MOVIES WE MADE THAT WE CAN'T REMEMBER AND

  • TRY TO REMEMBER.

  • JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST POSTER.

  • WHAT DID STEVE AND I DO?

  • THE DRACULA PILL.

  • THIS DRUG COULD UNLEASH YOUR BRAIN'S POTENTIAL TO BE DRACULA.

  • >> OH, MY GOD I FOUGHT SO HARD FOR FIRST BILLING ON THIS.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • REMEMBER, WE WENT BACK AND FORTH, DRACULA PILL,

  • COLBERT-CARELL OR CARELL-COLBERT.

  • WAS MY NAME GOING TO BE FIRST BUT LOWER AND YOUR NAME WAS

  • GOING TO BE SECOND BUT HIGHER?

  • AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACQUIESCING ON THAT.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU KNOW.

  • WE EACH GAVE UP SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.

  • WE EACH GIVE SOMETHING.

  • I REMEMBER YOU WANTED YOUR NAME TO BE IN THAT DRIPPY BLOOD FONT

  • FROM THE MUNSTERS, AND I SAID, NO, BUT I'M DRACULA, WHY WOULD

  • YOU GET THE DRIPPY BLOOD FONT.

  • >> YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE THE TITLE CHARACTER.

  • >> Stephen: SURE, I AM.

  • ROGER PILL.

  • >> WELL, LET'S JUST BREAK DOWN THE PREMISE ITSELF.

  • AS A SCIENTIST, I DEVELOPED THIS EENORMOUS PILL THAT I AM GOING

  • TO USE AS A SUPPOSITORY TO TURN PEOPLE INTO VAMPIRES.

  • I MEET YOU AT THE HEALTH CLUB BUN WAY, HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER

  • PILL.

  • >> Stephen: I'M ON THE SQUAT MACHINE.

  • >> RIGHT, WHICH STRUCK MY CHARACTER --

  • >> Stephen: AS HANDY.

  • WHAT'S THAT?

  • >> Stephen: AS HANDY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) JIM.

  • >> OH, THAT BIONIC EYE.

  • THAT THING WAS -- THAT THING WAS THE DEATH OF ME.

  • >> Stephen: A NIGHTMARE.

  • HOW MANY HOURS IN THE MAKEUP CHAIR EVERY DAY?

  • >> IT WAS LIKE 16 HOURS A DAY OF MAKEUP.

  • THEY'D ACTUALLY FOLD MY ACTUAL EYEBALL OUT TO THE SIDE SO THEY

  • COULD FIND A RECESS WITHIN MY EYE SOCKET TO PUT THAT LIGHT

  • UNIT.

  • >> Stephen: WHY NOT DO IT DIGITALLY.

  • >> WELL, RIGHT.

  • I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN EASIER ON ME, BUT THE

  • PRODUCERS -- AND I WAS A PRODUCER, SO I COULD HAVE SAID

  • SOMETHING.

  • >> Stephen: BUT NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD YOU WERE

  • SAYING OVER THE SCREAMING BECAUSE IT WAS JUST HORRIBLE TO

  • LOOK AT, HORRIBLE PROCESS TO LOOK AT, AND ON A CERTAIN LEVEL,

  • I'M GLAD THIS ONE'S NOT COMING OUT.

  • SAD.

  • SAD.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: YEP.

  • LAURA WAS GREAT IN THIS, TOO.

  • >> Stephen: SHE MADE MARMEE.

  • HUH?

  • YOU WERE GOING TO SAY.

  • >> Stephen: MARMEE.

  • YES.

  • >> Stephen: JIM?

  • OH, MAN!

  • >> Stephen: I AM DYING FOR THIS ONE TO COME OUT.

  • >> ME, TOO!

  • THIS ONE -- AH!

  • THIS ONE, I REMEMBER REALLY WELL.

  • REMEMBER?

  • >> Stephen: YES, WHEN -- OKAY --

  • >> Stephen: YOU -- GO AHEAD.

  • >> Stephen: NO.

  • PLEASE, START.

  • >> THAT SHARK.

  • >> Stephen: THAT SHARK.

  • I REMEMBER -- >> Stephen: SO FUNNY.

  • HE SMELLED SO BAD!

  • (LAUGHING) YOU WERE, LIKE, I'M GOING TO GRAB THE FRONT OF THE

  • SHARK.

  • I'M, LIKE, OKAY, YOU SPELL THAT SHARK'S BREATH!

  • >> Stephen: THE SHARK WAS -- I MEAN, BAD BREATH!

  • >> Stephen: AND I WAS, LIKE, WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY WASH THIS

  • SHARK BEFORE WE SHOOT?

  • THEY'RE, LIKE, IT'S LIVING IN WATER, IT'S ALWAYS BEING WASHED.

  • >> IT'S GOING TO SMELL, NO MATTER WHAT WE DO.

  • >> Stephen: OH, GOSH!

  • AND TRYING TO GET THE SHARK FROM ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO,

  • FOR THE -- >> Stephen: FOR THE BIG

  • CONCERT.

  • >> FOR THE CONCERT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS WHOLE THING WAS JUMP A JOY.

  • >> Stephen: SOMETIMES YOU'RE ASKED TO LEARN THINGS FOR A

  • MOVIE OR A PROJECT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, KEANU REEVES HAD TO LEARN

  • KUNG FU FOR THE MATRIX MOVIES.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU AND I BOTH HAD TO LEARN HOW TO TAG GREAT

  • WHITE SHARKS.

  • >> AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

  • THAT WAS FUN.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • IT WAS FUN.

  • AND JOSEPH, WHO ORIGINALLY TAUGHT US HOW TO DO IT.

  • >> Stephen: YASH, HE WILL BE MISSED.

  • >> HE WAS A WONDERFUL MAN.

  • AND I -- >> Stephen: YOU AND HE REALLY

  • HIT IT OFF.

  • THE TWO OF YOU -- I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS HOW THE TWO OF YOU HIT

  • IT OFF.

  • >> I WISH WE HADN'T BECAUSE THEN WHEN WE LOST HIM, IT WAS THAT

  • MUCH MORE PAINFUL.

  • I WISH I HAD SORT OF KEPT MY DISTANCE.

  • I DO THAT NOW.

  • I DON'T GET CLOSE TO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DOING

  • SOMETHING DANGEROUS.

  • >> Stephen: WITH SHARKS?

  • I JUST -- >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO

  • WIN ANY FRIENDS FOR SAYING THIS, I MIGHT GET BLOWBACK FOR SAYING

  • THIS, BUT I THINK HE, ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, HAD IT COMING.

  • HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

  • >> MM-HMM.

  • >> Stephen: HE GOES IN -- HE GOES IN TO THE SHARK TANK, AND

  • WE'RE, LIKE, TAKE OFF YOUR LUCKY HAM.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: HE'S, LIKE, NO.

  • NO.

  • IT'S ALWAYS -- IT'S ALWAYS BEEN GOOD FOR ME BEFORE.

  • >> HE CARED ABOUT THAT HAM TOO MUCH AND AT THE EXPENSE OF HIS

  • LIFE.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • DEDICATED.

  • THIS MOVIE'S DEDICATED TO HIM.

  • >> WELL, THAT WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN OFF AT THE END.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • WE DIDN'T -- WELL, IT'S SO -- THE MOVIE'S SO MUCH FUN.

  • >> Stephen: RIGHT.

  • AND IT'S JUST THE HI JINX AND IT'S SUCH A FARCE THAT WE DIDN'T

  • WANT TO END WITH THAT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT --

  • >> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT JUST INSTEAD OF, LIKE, NO ANIMALS

  • WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE.

  • WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE THAT?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, STEVE, A JOY.

  • LISTEN, WE'VE GOT TO -- I'LL SEE YOU AT ALL THESE PREMIERES, IF

  • ANY OF THEM COME OUT.

  • >> I CANNOT -- I CAN'T WAIT FOR AAQUARIUM.

  • >> Stephen: MIGHT HAVE TO.

  • IT'S A GOOD ONE.

  • >> Stephen: WE'RE BEING SUED BY JOE'S FAMILY.

  • JUST -- AND THEY'VE GOT A GOOD CASE.

  • THEY'VE GOT A DAMN GOOD CASE.

  • STEVE, PEACE, MY BROTHER.

  • >> YOU, TOO, TAKE CARE.

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, STEVE CARELL.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY SARA BAREILLES.

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