Name: Miss Political Texts? Sign Up For Andy’s List - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-11-12T20:35:06.000Z
Duration: 2 min
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Well, you know, it's weird because to be honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political candidates all the time, you know?

I used to get tons of texts, and I haven't gotten any today.

Actually, I didn't because I'm launching a new service introducing Andy's list.

Just donate $25 to Angie's list, and I'll text you 7 to 8 times per day asking you for MAWR money.

Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say, My name is fully show or Christine Baranski.

The more money you donate the Mawr text you get asking for money.

All right, but what exactly am I donating to?

It's similar to that, except this is a profit non organization.

Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails.

And if you donate over $1 I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the country.

People must like it because they keep donating to political candidates and with Andy's list.

At least you don't have to be disappointed when your candidate eventually loses.

Consider it your Christmas present, Conan.

Just text back the words opt out in all caps on and then you'll take me off the list.

If you're gonna waste your money, why not waste it on this?