Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (eerie music) (eerie laughing) (squashing sound) (air whooshing) (grunting) (air whooshing) (grunting) (eerie laughing) (thunder crashes) - And it was at that very moment, that Orange realized he'd been eating a dirty gym sock the entire time! - Ew! - Ew! - Did I overhear someone telling a Creepypasta? (all screaming) (glass crashing) - No, Pear was just telling an actual story about me. (laughs) - So you actually ate a dirty gym sock? Like, the entire thing? - Are you surprised? That's not even that crazy for Orange. - Yeah, earlier today he farted the ABCs, so. - Enough! Listen, I thought I heard a Creepypasta in progress, and I went to all the effort of doing my creepy entrance routine, I'm on a roll. We're just gonna go with it, okay? Now, who among you is brave enough to hear my newest creepypasta, "The Funky Paw"? - Is this anything like the famous short story, "The Monkey's Paw"? - No, that story isn't funky whatsoever. - Gotcha. - Now then, "The Funky Paw" is a story about a young grapefruit. - Here we go. - Yes, it is indeed coincidental that you are a grapefruit and the story involves a grapefruit. Do not interrupt me again. Ahem! Now then, on to my creepypasta, which is, as always, to die for.(laughs) (thunder crashes) - Once upon a time, there was a young grapefruit who cared very, very much about the way he smelled. - What is happening right now? - I realize it's coincidental! Now stop interrupting! Ahem! - For someone without a nose, the grapefruit's sense of smell was quite refined. One day, while shopping for rare scents in a shop he had never visited before, he was offered a horrible-smelling funky paw for purchase. The purveyor of the shop told him the paw would grant him three wishes, but there was a catch, all of his wishes would be granted in a rather funky fashion. The grapefruit purchased the paw, exited the shop, and when he looked back, the shop had vanished into a cloud of greenish gas. (air whooshing) (tense music) - Nevertheless, the grapefruit rushed straight home with the paw and wished for a pile of money. It instantly appeared! The young grapefruit was overjoyed to find the paw worked. However, the pile of cash smelled rather funky. So funky, in fact, that no one would accept it as payment. No matter how much the grapefruit offered to pay, no one wanted his stinky money. And so, the grapefruit was left with a smelly pile of cash that was utterly worthless. (chuckles) The grapefruit decided to make his second wish, that the woman of his dreams would fall madly in love with him. Again, the wish came true immediately! She loved him dearly, and could not be convinced otherwise, no matter what. You see, the grapefruit absolutely reeked. The stench of his money had permeated everything in the surrounding area, including the grapefruit himself. No matter how many times he bathed or tried to hide it with his ridiculous collection of body sprays, the grapefruit stank to high heaven. But his love was not deterred, and remained entranced by him, even though she vomited whenever he came near. (liquid squashing) (lady screaming) Eventually, the grapefruit was at the end of his rope. He was penniless, he smelled awful, and the love of his life was vomiting far too frequently for his liking. "I wish for the smell to go away," he thought to himself, before he realized he still had one wish remaining! Why? He could simply wish the smell away! And so the grapefruit took up the paw and began uttering his wish aloud, saying, "I wish for the smell." But then, in the middle of his sentence, he caught a whiff of himself and vomited uncontrollably. And unfortunately for him, the paw heard his request, he had wished for the smell, and that's precisely what he got. From that day forward, the funky stench spread across the land, causing everyone who smelled it to barf loudly and comedically. The smell was so horrid that some people even barfed themselves to death, and the stench of their decaying bodies somehow made the stench even worse. Everyone knew it was the grapefruit who had brought the funky curse upon them, but they did not seek retribution, to kill the Grapefruit would be too kind. The true punishment was to allow him to live alongside his vomit-happy true love, and his funky-smelling cash every day for the rest of his natural life. The end. (laughs) - Now, that's a creepypasta that passed the sniff test. (laughs) - Um, guys? Where's Grapefruit? - Oh, I believe he went to change the radiator hose on his riding lawn mower, obvious. - Checks out, I believe it. - Man, that was a really good creepypasta. The way you described the smell, I can practically smell it. - Actually, that wasn't the story, it was me. (fart squelching) (laughing) - Orange! - Orange! - What? I can't help it, I ate a gym sock! (laughs) (fart squelching) (all snoring) - Did someone say Creepypasta? (all screaming) - What? Dude, no one said anything, we were all asleep! - Oh, well, could someone mention Creepypasta? Like, as a little favor to me? Lemme just go get hidden again, thank you. Okay, everybody go for it. - Creepypasta! - Did someone say Creepypasta? - Yeah, you asked us to. - Well, I just so happen to have a brand new creepypasta to share with you, it's called "Swimming Pool Shark." And don't worry, I promise it doesn't bite! (laughs) (thunder crashes) - Excited to hear it, sounds jaws-ome. (laughs) - Thanks for that, Orange, really wrecked the mood. (clears throat) Once upon a time, there was a young orange who loved to swim. - Like me? - No, less annoying than you. - Like me? - Sure, why not? Anyway, this young orange was excited to learn that a new swimming pool had just opened near her home, although the name of the swimming pool, Sharksmouth Public Pool, concerned her. She knew it was a foolish notion, but she just couldn't help but wonder if there was a shark living beneath the surface of the pool. Her parents, her friends, the lifeguard, everyone assured her that there was no shark in the pool. Finally, she came to her senses, she was being silly. So she got into the pool, which proved to be somewhat difficult because the edge of the pool was so sharp and jagged. But soon she was having a grand time playing in the water with her friends, until suddenly she spotted a fin popping up out of the water across the pool! But when she looked again, she saw it was just a backlit Dorito relaxing on a pool floatie. Relieved, that's when she noticed blood in the water! She screamed! But it turned out not to be blood at all, her friend Ketchup Bottle had just peed in the pool again, so it wasn't quite as bad as the orange had feared. Still, everyone was asked to get out so the lifeguard could clean the pool. One by one, everyone began climbing up out of the pool. And as the orange watched her friend Muffin emerge from the water, she finally saw it, evidence that there was a murderous pool shark on the loose, her friend Muffin had no legs! (Creepypasta laughs) (Orange screams) The pool shark must have bitten them off! The orange's friends promptly reminded her that Muffin never had any legs, none of them did, in fact. The orange realized she was being ridiculous and swam toward the sharp, jagged edge of the pool in order to climb out. But then, suddenly, the edge of the pool moved! Then it moved again! A giant whirlpool formed at the center of the pool! The unfortunate swimmers who were still in the water began getting sucked down, down into the abyss below! As the orange was carried around and around by the current, she looked up and saw what looked like gigantic teeth above her! Moments before she was sucked underneath, she realized why the pool was named the way it was, there wasn't a shark Living in the pool, a gigantic shark was the pool! (laughs) They'd all been swimming inside a shark's open mouth this entire time, and now the shark was closing its jaws around them! And with that, the pool became enveloped in darkness, and one final sound echoed far and wide. (air whooshing) (dramatic music) Gulp! - That was a good one! It really had some teeth. (laughs) (Midget Apple and Pear grunting) - Hey, where's Sis? - Oh, she had to go receive a fax machine message. - A fax? Nobody's sent one of those in, like, 20 years. - Well, you know how long it can take a fax to come through sometimes, I mean it's like. (vocalizing) (grunting) Then the paper gets jammed, you know know it is. - That's true. - Well, I gotta go, just remember, if you want to ever hear another one of my creepypastas, all you must do in order to summon me, is say the magic word, "Creepypasta." - Clever. (laughs) - It is clever! Goodbye. (air whooshes) - So lemme get this straight Creepypasta, every time someone says the word creepypasta you have to appear and tell a creepypasta? - Yes, that is correct. (laughs) - Good to know, Creepypasta. I'll be sure to say Creepypasta the next time I wanna hear a creepypasta. (laughs) - Okay, but please stop saying it. - Stop saying what, Creepypasta? (laughs) - I'm already here. - Creepypasta! - I want to go home! - Don't say it. - I'm gonna say it! - Don't. - But I wanna. - Orange, you know the moment you say it, he's gonna pop out of the shadows or something! So don't say it! - Don't say what? - The word creepypasta, 'cause the moment we say it- - Did someone say creepypasta? (laughs) (all screaming) Oh, it pleases me that you wish to hear another of my world-famous creepypastas. - We actually don't, we just said- - My latest creation is entitled "Spider Cap." (laughs) - Oh, cool! Is Spider-Man in it? - Is Captain America in it?? - I'm afraid we couldn't afford them, but there is a hat. You like hats, don't you? - I guess.