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  • (eerie music)

  • (eerie laughing)

  • (squashing sound) (air whooshing)

  • (grunting) (air whooshing)

  • (grunting)

  • (eerie laughing) (thunder crashes)

  • - And it was at that very moment, that Orange realized

  • he'd been eating a dirty gym sock the entire time!

  • - Ew!

  • - Ew!

  • - Did I overhear someone telling a Creepypasta?

  • (all screaming)

  • (glass crashing)

  • - No, Pear was just telling an actual

  • story about me. (laughs)

  • - So you actually ate a dirty gym sock?

  • Like, the entire thing?

  • - Are you surprised?

  • That's not even that crazy for Orange.

  • - Yeah, earlier today he farted the ABCs, so.

  • - Enough!

  • Listen, I thought I heard a Creepypasta in progress,

  • and I went to all the effort of doing my creepy entrance

  • routine, I'm on a roll.

  • We're just gonna go with it, okay?

  • Now, who among you is brave enough to hear my newest

  • creepypasta, "The Funky Paw"?

  • - Is this anything like the famous short story,

  • "The Monkey's Paw"?

  • - No, that story isn't funky whatsoever.

  • - Gotcha.

  • - Now then, "The Funky Paw" is a story about

  • a young grapefruit.

  • - Here we go.

  • - Yes, it is indeed coincidental that you are a grapefruit

  • and the story involves a grapefruit.

  • Do not interrupt me again.

  • Ahem!

  • Now then, on to my creepypasta,

  • which is, as always, to die for.(laughs)

  • (thunder crashes) - Once upon a time,

  • there was a young grapefruit who cared very, very

  • much about the way he smelled.

  • - What is happening right now?

  • - I realize it's coincidental!

  • Now stop interrupting!

  • Ahem!

  • - For someone without a nose, the grapefruit's sense

  • of smell was quite refined.

  • One day, while shopping for rare scents in a shop

  • he had never visited before, he was offered

  • a horrible-smelling funky paw for purchase.

  • The purveyor of the shop told him the paw would grant

  • him three wishes, but there was a catch, all of his wishes

  • would be granted in a rather funky fashion.

  • The grapefruit purchased the paw, exited the shop,

  • and when he looked back, the shop had vanished

  • into a cloud of greenish gas.

  • (air whooshing) (tense music)

  • - Nevertheless, the grapefruit rushed straight home

  • with the paw and wished for a pile of money.

  • It instantly appeared!

  • The young grapefruit was overjoyed to find the paw worked.

  • However, the pile of cash smelled rather funky.

  • So funky, in fact, that no one would accept it as payment.

  • No matter how much the grapefruit offered to pay,

  • no one wanted his stinky money.

  • And so, the grapefruit was left with a smelly pile of cash

  • that was utterly worthless. (chuckles)

  • The grapefruit decided to make his second wish,

  • that the woman of his dreams would fall madly

  • in love with him.

  • Again, the wish came true immediately!

  • She loved him dearly, and could not be convinced otherwise,

  • no matter what.

  • You see, the grapefruit absolutely reeked.

  • The stench of his money had permeated everything

  • in the surrounding area, including the grapefruit himself.

  • No matter how many times he bathed or tried to hide

  • it with his ridiculous collection of body sprays,

  • the grapefruit stank to high heaven.

  • But his love was not deterred, and remained entranced

  • by him, even though she vomited whenever he came near.

  • (liquid squashing) (lady screaming)

  • Eventually, the grapefruit was at the end of his rope.

  • He was penniless, he smelled awful, and the love of his life

  • was vomiting far too frequently for his liking.

  • "I wish for the smell to go away," he thought

  • to himself, before he realized he still

  • had one wish remaining!

  • Why?

  • He could simply wish the smell away!

  • And so the grapefruit took up the paw and began uttering

  • his wish aloud, saying, "I wish for the smell."

  • But then, in the middle of his sentence, he caught a whiff

  • of himself and vomited uncontrollably.

  • And unfortunately for him, the paw heard his request,

  • he had wished for the smell, and that's precisely

  • what he got.

  • From that day forward, the funky stench spread

  • across the land, causing everyone who smelled

  • it to barf loudly and comedically.

  • The smell was so horrid that some people even barfed

  • themselves to death, and the stench of their decaying bodies

  • somehow made the stench even worse.

  • Everyone knew it was the grapefruit who had brought

  • the funky curse upon them, but they did not seek

  • retribution, to kill the Grapefruit would be too kind.

  • The true punishment was to allow him to live

  • alongside his vomit-happy true love,

  • and his funky-smelling cash every day for the rest

  • of his natural life.

  • The end. (laughs)

  • - Now, that's a creepypasta that passed

  • the sniff test. (laughs)

  • - Um, guys?

  • Where's Grapefruit?

  • - Oh, I believe he went to change the radiator hose

  • on his riding lawn mower, obvious.

  • - Checks out, I believe it.

  • - Man, that was a really good creepypasta.

  • The way you described the smell,

  • I can practically smell it.

  • - Actually, that wasn't the story, it was me.

  • (fart squelching) (laughing)

  • - Orange!

  • - Orange!

  • - What?

  • I can't help it, I ate a gym sock! (laughs)

  • (fart squelching)

  • (all snoring)

  • - Did someone say Creepypasta?

  • (all screaming)

  • - What?

  • Dude, no one said anything, we were all asleep!

  • - Oh, well, could someone mention Creepypasta?

  • Like, as a little favor to me?

  • Lemme just go get hidden again, thank you.

  • Okay, everybody go for it.

  • - Creepypasta!

  • - Did someone say Creepypasta?

  • - Yeah, you asked us to.

  • - Well, I just so happen to have a brand new creepypasta

  • to share with you, it's called "Swimming Pool Shark."

  • And don't worry, I promise it doesn't bite!

  • (laughs) (thunder crashes)

  • - Excited to hear it, sounds jaws-ome. (laughs)

  • - Thanks for that, Orange, really wrecked the mood.

  • (clears throat)

  • Once upon a time, there was a young orange

  • who loved to swim.

  • - Like me?

  • - No, less annoying than you.

  • - Like me?

  • - Sure, why not?

  • Anyway, this young orange was excited to learn

  • that a new swimming pool had just opened near her home,

  • although the name of the swimming pool,

  • Sharksmouth Public Pool, concerned her.

  • She knew it was a foolish notion, but she just couldn't help

  • but wonder if there was a shark living beneath the surface

  • of the pool.

  • Her parents, her friends, the lifeguard,

  • everyone assured her that there was no shark in the pool.

  • Finally, she came to her senses, she was being silly.

  • So she got into the pool, which proved

  • to be somewhat difficult because the edge of the pool

  • was so sharp and jagged.

  • But soon she was having a grand time playing in the water

  • with her friends, until suddenly she spotted a fin

  • popping up out of the water across the pool!

  • But when she looked again, she saw it was just a backlit

  • Dorito relaxing on a pool floatie.

  • Relieved, that's when she noticed blood in the water!

  • She screamed!

  • But it turned out not to be blood at all, her friend

  • Ketchup Bottle had just peed in the pool again,

  • so it wasn't quite as bad as the orange had feared.

  • Still, everyone was asked to get out so the lifeguard

  • could clean the pool.

  • One by one, everyone began climbing up out of the pool.

  • And as the orange watched her friend Muffin emerge

  • from the water, she finally saw it, evidence

  • that there was a murderous pool shark on the loose,

  • her friend Muffin had no legs!

  • (Creepypasta laughs) (Orange screams)

  • The pool shark must have bitten them off!

  • The orange's friends promptly reminded her that Muffin

  • never had any legs, none of them did, in fact.

  • The orange realized she was being ridiculous and swam

  • toward the sharp, jagged edge of the pool in order

  • to climb out.

  • But then, suddenly, the edge of the pool moved!

  • Then it moved again!

  • A giant whirlpool formed at the center of the pool!

  • The unfortunate swimmers who were still in the water

  • began getting sucked down, down into the abyss below!

  • As the orange was carried around and around by the current,

  • she looked up and saw what looked like gigantic

  • teeth above her!

  • Moments before she was sucked underneath, she realized

  • why the pool was named the way it was,

  • there wasn't a shark Living in the pool,

  • a gigantic shark was the pool! (laughs)

  • They'd all been swimming inside a shark's open mouth

  • this entire time, and now the shark was closing

  • its jaws around them!

  • And with that, the pool became enveloped in darkness,

  • and one final sound echoed far and wide.

  • (air whooshing) (dramatic music)

  • Gulp!

  • - That was a good one!

  • It really had some teeth. (laughs)

  • (Midget Apple and Pear grunting)

  • - Hey, where's Sis?

  • - Oh, she had to go receive a fax machine message.

  • - A fax?

  • Nobody's sent one of those in, like, 20 years.

  • - Well, you know how long it can take a fax

  • to come through sometimes, I mean it's like.

  • (vocalizing) (grunting)

  • Then the paper gets jammed, you know know it is.

  • - That's true.

  • - Well, I gotta go, just remember, if you want to ever hear

  • another one of my creepypastas, all you must do in order

  • to summon me, is say the magic word, "Creepypasta."

  • - Clever. (laughs)

  • - It is clever!

  • Goodbye. (air whooshes)

  • - So lemme get this straight Creepypasta, every time

  • someone says the word creepypasta you have to appear

  • and tell a creepypasta?

  • - Yes, that is correct. (laughs)

  • - Good to know, Creepypasta.

  • I'll be sure to say Creepypasta the next time I wanna hear

  • a creepypasta. (laughs)

  • - Okay, but please stop saying it.

  • - Stop saying what, Creepypasta? (laughs)

  • - I'm already here.

  • - Creepypasta! - I want to go home!

  • - Don't say it.

  • - I'm gonna say it!

  • - Don't.

  • - But I wanna.

  • - Orange, you know the moment you say it, he's gonna

  • pop out of the shadows or something!

  • So don't say it!

  • - Don't say what?

  • - The word creepypasta, 'cause the moment we say it-

  • - Did someone say creepypasta? (laughs)

  • (all screaming)

  • Oh, it pleases me that you wish to hear another

  • of my world-famous creepypastas.

  • - We actually don't, we just said-

  • - My latest creation is entitled "Spider Cap." (laughs)

  • - Oh, cool!

  • Is Spider-Man in it?

  • - Is Captain America in it??

  • - I'm afraid we couldn't afford them, but there is a hat.

  • You like hats, don't you?

  • - I guess.

  • - Of course, you do