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  • From Bikini Bottom, it's the Squidward Show!

  • Starring, you guessed it, Squidward!

  • This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience

  • [giggling]

  • Heaven, at last.

  • I've seen more alert people in a retirement home.

  • Oh, which way to the living-without-a-brain seminar?

  • Don't be late.

  • I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich.

  • Get a life!

  • This place is better than I expected!

  • 302...

  • 303...

  • And 304!

  • Beautiful!

  • And not a pineapple in sight!

  • Good night, Clary.

  • Tomorrow, we began life anew.

  • [phone rings]

  • 304, New Life Street, Squidward speaking.

  • [SpongeBob mumbling on the phone]

  • There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob!

  • I am finally among my own kind.

  • [SpongeBob mumbling on the phone]

  • Now, goodbye.

  • [mumbling]

  • [mumbling]

  • [rooster crowing]

  • I'm my own man.

  • Now these neighbors know how to live!

  • Intensive!

  • Hm, I bet they won't have...

  • Wow, they have it!

  • Canned bread!

  • This town is great!

  • I would really be impressed if it had...

  • an interpretive dance academy!

  • Yeah! It's even better in a group!

  • This town is perfect.

  • A clarinet trio?!

  • [rooster crowing]

  • Another great day!

  • Yep, this is great!

  • Might as well rename this town Squidward's Paradise!

  • Or perhaps... too much paradise.

  • SpongeBob?

  • Tch.

  • [whistling]

  • Oops!

  • [giggling]

  • [clears throat]

  • Please.

  • Just getting the leaves.

  • [giggling]

  • [giggling]

  • [laughing]

  • [giggling]

  • [laughing]

  • Could you pipe down over there, iron lung?

  • [both laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Tag! You're it!

  • [laughing]

  • What can I get you boys?

  • [laughing]

  • Here it is, Patrick.

  • Now we've just gotta convince Squidward to come back home.

  • You got our apology cake?

  • [laughing]

  • Hey! That looked like Squidward!

  • That looked like Squidward, also!

  • In angry mob form!

  • Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!

  • Stay back! I've got gardening tools!

  • Here, just read this.

  • What is it?

  • A well thought out and organized list of complaints.

  • Grievances?! This town is a grievance!

  • There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place!

  • This city needs to be destroyed!

  • Or at least painted a different color.

  • FYI, you don't have to live here, you know.

  • Hey, you're right!

  • And I'm leaving ASAP!

  • - Are you Squidward? - No.

  • - Are you Squidward? - No.

  • Are you Squidward?

  • That's okay, take your time.

  • Any one of these Squidwards could be the real Squidward, Patrick!

  • Freedom! Whoo-hoo!

  • [laughing]

  • Well, we know one thing, it sure isn't that guy!

From Bikini Bottom, it's the Squidward Show!

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