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-Guys, whenever I get some downtime here at the show,
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I like to go on Instagram
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and I just scroll through all the photos.
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That's how I do it.
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My downtime, I'm just like...
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I've got a touch screen.
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Yeah, a big touch screen. I got the new iPhone 16.
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Suckers are about yea big. -Really? Two hands?
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-Oh, yeah. I'm just like... I'm like, "Hello.
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You're on speakerphone.
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When are you not on speakerphone?"
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'Cause the speaker is so big on the phone.
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So, anyhoo, I got the 16 mini, though.
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So it's about -- It's about yea big.
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So, I flipped through Instagram just going like,
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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I feel like, you know, Kornacki over there.
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And one thing I've noticed -- that, a lot of times,
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two people will write the exact same caption,
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but the pictures they post will be completely different.
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-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
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I'll show you what I mean in this next segment.
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It's time for "Picture This."
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-♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this ♪
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♪ Yeah, picture this ♪
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-Alright, let's take a look at this first example of
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris both wrote, "Bright things ahead."
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Joe Biden posted a picture of
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Kamala as the first female VP.
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Kamala Harris posted a picture of
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Joe Biden's teeth.
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See, it's the same caption but different things.
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Yeah, like, this next one is from
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the Trump campaign and also Tim Cook.
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They both wrote, "Lose one, and it's all over."
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Trump campaign posted a picture of
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the swing states.
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Tim Cook posted a picture of
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AirPods, yeah.
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You lose one... -It's all over.
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-Here's one from Quibi and Claire of "The Bachelorette."
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They both wrote, "Damn, that was fast."
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Quibi posted a picture of
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Claire.
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Claire posted a picture of
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Quibi.
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Here's one from Stacey Abrams and Steve Kornacki.
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They both wrote, "Let's do this."
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Stacey Abrams posted a picture of
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the Georgia run-offs.
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Kornacki posted a picture of...
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his bed and a bottle of ZzzQuil.
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What's the difference with ZzzQuil and NyQuil?
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Because when I drink NyQuil, I ZzzQuil.
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-Yeah, I think ZzzQuil helps you get your Z's.
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-What does NyQuil do?
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-It's the nighttime, sniffly, sneezy, coughy, head --
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get paid?
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Are you a paid spokesman?
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I mean, why not just take -- Doesn't NyQuil make you sleep?
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-I mean, not me.
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But ZzzQuil -- talking some serious Z's.
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-E's? -Z's.
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Well, that's E-qual.
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Comes in a little packet. -Yeah, yeah.
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-Sugar substitute. Yeah, yeah. E-quals. Yeah.
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Moving on, here's one from... [ Laughter ]
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E-quals.
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Here's one from a dog and a cat.
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They both wrote,
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"I love him and worship him and would do anything for him."
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Aww.
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The dog posted a picture of his owner.
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The cat posted a picture of
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Satan.
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-Yeah, that's about right. -Yeah.
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-Here's the last one here.
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It's from Governor Cuomo and Melania Trump.
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They both wrote, "Two more months, tops."
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Cuomo posted a picture of
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outdoor dining in New York.
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Melania posted a picture of her marriage license.
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There you go.
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That's all the time we have for "Picture This."