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  • REGGIE, DID YOU DO ANYTHING FUN TODAY?

  • ANYTHING FUN?

  • >> Reggie: I LOOKED AT THE NEW MAC AIL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

  • >> James: OH, THE GLASSES.

  • >> Reggie: OH, NO, NOT YET.

  • THAT'S WAY DOWN THE ROAD.

  • THAT'S APPLE GLASS.

  • >> James: WHAT WERE THE NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS?

  • >> Reggie: IT WASN'T REALLY THAT SPECTACULAR.

  • THEY MADE THEIR OWN CHIP.

  • >> Reggie: CHIP.

  • SILICON.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU PUT THE CHIP IN.

  • >> Reggie: IN THE COMPUTERS.

  • >> James: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A COMPUTER.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

  • >> James: A LAPTOP.

  • THEY'VE GOT A NEW LAPTOP OUT.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

  • NO ONE ELSE DESCRIBING THAT STORY WOULD DESCRIBE IT.

  • THEY WOULD GO, YEAH, GOT A NEW LAPTOP, IT'S FASTER.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: THAT IS A REASON TO CELEBRATE.

  • WE HAVE ANOTHER REASON TO CELEBRATE.

  • IT'S TIM'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

  • >> Reggie: OH, THAT'S RIGHT!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪

  • HOW DID I FORGET?

  • >> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM.

  • DON'T TELL ME I'M BEING PUNKED.

  • >> NO, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

  • >> James: BUT I'M ASSUMING?

  • ONE BOUGHT YOU A FARM.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> I VERY WELL COULD HAVE BOUGHT

  • THE FARM.

  • >> James: IT'S THE BIG 5-0, RIGHT?

  • >> IT FEELS GOOD.

  • ACTUALLY, I'M PROBABLY LESS STRESSED THAN I'VE EVER BEEN.

  • >> James: IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?

  • YEAH, I'M GETTING USED TO NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN LIFE, I

  • CAN'T GET OUT OF ALL THIS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO I'M TRYING TO NOT STRUGGLE IN

  • THE FLY PAPER.

  • >> James: THERE WILL NOT BE A BETTER MESSAGE ON THE SHOW

  • TONIGHT.

  • THAT'S A LESSON FOR ALL OF US.

  • RELAX, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN IT, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT

  • IT.

  • >> SO GOOD.

  • >> James: I LOVE THAT.

  • THAT SORT OF ANNOUNCEMENT SHOULD HAPPEN ON --

  • >> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

  • >> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM.

  • WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

  • WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

  • >> YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU.

  • >> James: HE'S STUCK WITH HIM AND WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM AND I

  • COULDN'T BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

  • IT'S BEEN A JOLLY WEEK BECAUSE ELECTION DAY WAS EXACTLY ONE

  • WEEK AGO AND THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, WITHOUT

  • ANY EVIDENCE, IS STILL CLAIMING THAT THE ENTIRE ELECTION WAS

  • STOLEN DUE TO VOTER FRAUD.

  • WHICH LED TO THIS AMAZING MOMENT YESTERDAY.

  • FOX NEWS ACTUALLY CUT AWAY FROM A LIVE STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE

  • HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY...

  • BECAUSE, WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

  • >> AND WE WANT EVERY ILLEGAL VOTE.

  • >> WHOA, WHOA, WE HAVE TO BE VERY CLEAR, SHE'S CHARGING THE

  • OTHER SIDE IS WELCOMING FRAUD AND ILLEGAL VOTING.

  • UNLESS SHE HAS DETAILS TO BACK IT UP I CAN'T IN GOOD COUNT

  • NANCE CONTINUE TO SHOW YOU THIS --

  • >> JAMES: FOX NEWS JUST CUT OFF THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE FOR BEING

  • MISLEADING.

  • I GOT TO SAY, THE 2020 PLOT TWISTS JUST KEEP COMING.

  • NEIL SAID I CAN'T IN GOOD COUNT NANCE CONTINUE SHOWING YOU THIS.

  • IN RESPONSE, TRUMP SAID STOP THE COUNTENANCE.

  • JOE BIDEN WAS ASKED WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S

  • UNWILLINGNESS TO CONCEDE.

  • >> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TRUMP'S YET TO CONCEDE AND WHAT

  • THAT MIGHT MEAN FOR THE COUNTRY?

  • >> WELL, I JUST THINK IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT.

  • I THINK THAT IT WILL NOT HELP THE PRESIDENT'S LEGACY.

  • >> James: OH, I THINK THE LEGACY TRAIN LEFT THE STATION A

  • LONG TIME AGO.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I UNDERSTAND JOE'S CONCERN, THE

  • ONLY THING WITHOUT A LEGACY THE ONLY THING TRUMP WILL PASS ON TO

  • HIS CHILDREN IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT.

  • BIDEN SAID TRUMP'S REFUSAL TO CONCEDE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.

  • BUT THEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT?

  • DID YOU NOT SEE ME DO THIS?" ( PLAYING YMCA )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: MEANWHILE, THE TRUMP

  • FAMILY SEEMS TO BE HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING THAT THE

  • ELECTION IS OVER.

  • TODAY, ERIC TRUMP TWEETED THIS: "MINNESOTA GET OUT AND VOTE!"

  • I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HE TWEETED THIS TODAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE LINES ARE DEFINITELY

  • SHORTER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, BEFORE YOU JUDGE, YOU'VE

  • GOT TO GRADE THIS GUY ON A CURVE.

  • HE SPELLED "MINNESOTA" CORRECTLY AND THAT'S A HUGE WIN FOR HIM.

  • HE TOLD PEOPLE TO GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY.

  • THEN HE FOLLOWED THAT UP BY TWEETING, "GOOD LUCK TO THE

  • MIAMI HEAT!" AND THEN LATER ON, ERIC TWEETED

  • THIS, "GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT 'LA LA LAND,' HASHTAG BEST

  • PICTURE!" AND SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE

  • POMPEO ISN'T ACKNOWLEDGING JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY.

  • HE SAID THIS.

  • >> IS THE STATE DEPARTMENT CURRENTLY PREPARING TO ENGAGE

  • WITH THE BIDEN TEAM AND AT WHAT POINT DOES IT POSE A RISK TO

  • NATIONAL SECURITY.

  • >> THERE WILL BE A SMOOTH TRANSITION TO A SECOND TRUMP

  • ADMINISTRATION.

  • >> James: WELL THAT'S NOT REASSURING.

  • NOW, REPORTS HAVE SINCE SAID THAT HE WAS JOKING, AND I THINK

  • I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY, HA HA, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALL OF THIS HAS REAL

  • IMPLICATIONS.

  • BY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THE ELECTION RESULTS, TRUMP IS

  • ACTUALLY BLOCKING FUNDING FOR BIDEN'S TRANSITION.

  • THIS MONEY ENSURES A SMOOTH CHANGE-OVER BY LETTING THE NEXT

  • ADMINISTRATION HIRE AND DO BACKGROUND CHECKS ON STAFF.

  • TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN NEEDS TO DO THIS.

  • NOBODY IN HIS ADMINISTRATION WENT THROUGH ANY BACKGROUND

  • CHECKS.

  • AND ONLY A THIRD OF THEM ENDED UP IN JAIL.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVEN MELANIA TRUMP IS BUCKING

  • TRADITION.

  • TYPICALLY, THE CURRENT AND FUTURE FIRST LADIES SIT TOGETHER

  • FOR TEA BEFORE THE CHANGE OF POWER.

  • BUT, SO FAR, MELANIA IS REFUSING TO OFFER A MEETING WITH DR. JILL

  • BIDEN.

  • I'M CHALKING THIS UP AS A WIN FOR DR. JILL BIDEN.

  • I REALLY AM.

  • THAT'D BE LIKE IF MY PERSONAL TRAINER REFUSED TO OFFER A

  • WORKOUT WITH ME.

  • I'D BE LIKE, "OH, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT."

  • TOM, DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS A THING?

  • THAT FIRST LADIES HAVE TEA BEFORE THE CHANGE OF POWER?

  • >> Reggie: I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING.

  • ALL DAY AT WORK I PRETENDED I KNEW IT WAS A THING BUT I HAD

  • NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN MY LIFE.

  • >> James: WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

  • THAT'S ME MOST OF THE DAY.

  • >> I THINK IT'S A LOVELY TRADITION, THOUGH, I WILL SAY

  • THAT.

  • >> James: THAT'S VERY BRITISH, MEETING FOR TEA, ISN'T IT?

  • THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT.

  • THAT'S MY WORLD IN THIS SHOW ALL THE TIME.

  • I HAD A 20 MINUTE MEETING WITH ROB TODAY ABOUT HOW TO SAY THE

  • WORD PUMA.

  • >> IT CLEARLY DIDN'T WORK.

  • >> James: I'M KEEPING MY FEET FIRMLY -- MY FEET ARE TAPED TO

  • THE BICYCLE ON THIS ONE.

  • >> WE SAY PUMA.

  • >> James: EXACTLY, BUT NO ONE GOES TO COLLEGE, WHAT ARE YOU

  • STUDYING?

  • SPANISH, ITALIAN AND AMERICAN.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> NICE.

  • >> James: IT'S THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND I'M STANDING BY IT.

  • LET'S ASK LOUIE.

  • >> HE'S BRITISH AND HIS NAME IS LOUIS.

  • >> YOU DON'T SAY POOBIC, HAIR.

  • >> James: DO YOU SAY POOBS.

  • NO.

  • >> James: ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY THIS TURNED OUT, ROB?

  • >> THIS IS GOING GREAT.

  • >> James: BLACK PUMAS.

  • PUMA, YEAH.

  • >> James: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD "PU" TO THEIR NAME.

  • >> JUST THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE IT.

  • >> James: I SENT YOU A YouTube VIDEO ON THE

  • PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD PEW-MA.

  • >> THE EXAMPLE IN THE VIDEO WAS A-DI-DAS.

  • >> James: THE GERMANS BROUGHT YOU AN AMAZING PRODUCT CALLED

  • ADEDI-DAS AND YOU SAID, NO I'M GOING TO CALL THEM ADIDAS.

  • AND THE GERMANS SAID THAT'S NOT THE WAY THEY'RE CALLED AND YOU

  • SAID, ( BLEEP ), THAT'S THE WA WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.

  • YOU BRING ME A CROISSANT AND I'LL MAKE A SANDWICH.