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  • >> THE PRESIDENT IS FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL WITH A LEAVE OF

  • LITIGATION.

  • >> HIS LAWYERS CONTINUE TO FILE INCREASINGLY THREADBARE

  • LAWSUITS.

  • >> DEAD PEOPLE VOTING IN NEVADA.

  • NONRESIDENTS VOTING, SOURCE OF ILLEGAL VOTES.

  • >> THEY PUSHED VIRAL VIDEOS THEY SAY SHOW BALLOT STUFFING IN

  • FLINT, MICHIGAN.

  • THE VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA.

  • >> SOME OF THE SENIOR LAWYERS THERE ARE EXPRESSING CONCERNS.

  • THEY'RE PRETTY EMBARRASSES.

  • >> DID YOU LOSE AN ELECTION AND ARE DESPERATE TO OVERTURN THE

  • RESULTS, BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE THE CASE BECAUSE THEY STILL LOVE

  • THEIR COUNTRY?

  • THEN CALL US AT CORNSWORTH AND PINCHELY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

  • HELLO, I'M ROGER CORNSWORTH.

  • WE HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE PROSECUTING IMAGINARY VOTER

  • FRAUD.

  • EVEN WITH ZERO EVIDENCE, WE WILL PROVE YOU LOST BECAUSE OF:

  • GLITCHES, NOT ENOUGH OBSERVERS, TOO MANY OBSERVERS, COUNTED

  • ILLEGAL VOTES, COUNTED LEGAL VOTES, SHARPIES WEREN'T ALLOWED,

  • SHARPIES WERE ALLOWED, VOTE WRITTEN ON A SANDWICH, YOU'RE A

  • TERRIBLE CANDIDATE, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, NOT ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE

  • VOTED, AND PEOPLE VOTED.

  • BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED

  • CUSTOMERS.

  • >> (translated) : ROGER CORNSWORTH IS MY LAWYER FOR LIFE

  • BECAUSE HE MADE ME PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

  • >> (translated) : I RECEIVED TWO VOTES FROM MY UNCLE-- ONE FROM

  • HIM AND THE OTHER FROM THE DOG I FED HIM TO.

  • >> (translated) : IF IT WASN'T FOR ROGER CORNSWORTH, FILIPINOS

  • WOULD BE PARADING THROUGH THE STREETS WITH MY LIVER ON THE

  • STICK.

  • >> WE WONT STOP 'TIL YOUR DEMOCRACY IS A PILE OF ASH AND

  • YOUR EGO IS SOOTHED!

  • CALL TODAY!

  • IF YOU WANT POWER THAT'S A CINCHELY

  • CALL THE ATTORNEYS CORNSWORTH AND PINCHLEY

  • 1-800-COUP-COUP-CACHOO!

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> THE PRESIDENT IS FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL WITH A LEAVE OF

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/11
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