Name: Conan Can’t Believe John C. Reilly Agreed To See Him In Person - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-11-10T18:31:16.000Z
Duration: 5 min 8 s
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This is the first time in, like eight months that I have talked to a human being because my family and I don't get along.

He's, of course, a very talented actor who starred in such films as Stepbrothers, Talladega Nights, Walk Hard, The Dewey Cox Story and Chicago.

Now he can be seen in the new Showtime, Siri's Moonbase eight, which I love Please welcome John C.

Look, Andy, a human being agreed to come here and sit with me, and it's John C.

I mean, it could be any of the movie Thio, you have a mustache on for the movie, but you should still recognize me.

Well, anyway, um, I cannot tell you how happy I am to be talking to you in person.

You've always been a good friend to me and to the show.

But the fact that you got tested yesterday, you got tested for us?

I've already been tested twice this weekend.

You want to send your guy to bring them on?

But that's quite a lot of knows, Probing for me.

Yeah, well, I've been doing a couple to visit a friends movie set Paul Anderson shooting a movie right now.

And you can't even get anywhere near it without getting tested and everything.

And I discovered there one nostril is better than the other.

And then I was like like, there was a little resistance in the right, right?

And then I realized, like I have kind of a deviated septum, I guess on my right hand side.

So make sure you pick your nostrils, right?

I don't know how many people watching have had the up the nose test, but if I was wearing a little hat on the back of my head.

They go back into cavities that you didn't.

Apparently, that cavity goes into the middle of the brain.

Yeah, Andy, though that was not a testing site.

E thought Panda Express was a drug store.

Okay, well, it's interesting for the for the film production one.

They go into the nose and then open your mouth into your mouth was the same one.

It was like, I'm gonna force you to pick your nose real quick and you're gonna you're gonna force you to eat it.

I'll call him your guy because you sent him to my house.

He came and he was like I said, he's gonna do the nose and the mouth.

And I was like, Oh, okay, so he puts it in, and it's like we're way far in, and he's like and hold on nine.

What I gotta sit This thing parked in my nose for 10 seconds.

That shocked me too, Because the person, because you agreed to do this, I got tested by a different person yesterday.

He came to my house, must spend the same guy.

He was wearing like, a track suit and he took the stick and he put it up my nose until they get back there and they start triggering weird memories and synapses that haven't been fired.

Apparently, I was in the circus as a child.

He put it way back there and then he let go, and he walked away and said 10 and I think he went and made a sandwich.

Yeah, I thought he was going to start doing like King a little bit further.

I remember I had my wisdom teeth taken out one time, and I was one of these things.

I just decided that I needed, like my gums were bothering me.

In one part, I was like I'm gonna get those wisdom teeth taken out of that.

My teeth will be straight like that didn't work.

But they said we could take it only three at once, because there's a danger if we do all four that you could, uh, mess up your nerves.

And And I remember that Give me the ivy of this anesthetic and I was laying there, and I was like, drifting off in la la land.

And I had this vague images of this woman, uh, oral surgeon working on me.

And then at one point, I remember I was just kind of spaced out And remember, I was like, I hear a hammer.

I hear I hear a hammer hitting like a metal stake, And then I look up and it's the woman She literally has a chisel and a hammer just going, Tink!

Tink, Trying to knock this thing out of my mouth like it's amazing what you put up with when you're high on something, Doctor gives you something he can literally say.

And now I'm removing your eye with a melon baller.

I literally remember the thought of like looking at this woman is like she's hitting me with a hammer and a chisel.

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Conan Can’t Believe John C. Reilly Agreed To See Him In Person - CONAN on TBS

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