Let me tell you, it's good to be on TV today.

Yeah, good.

All right.

That's a nice attitude to come in here with.

Good to be on TV.

Yeah, it is.

And I'm not in trouble.

You're kicking it?

Yeah, right.

It's not for any bad thing.

Yeah, You're just here having a good time.

Absolutely.

What have you been up to lately?

That's why it's going to be on TV.

I took, like, the last two weeks old.

I have, like, too much idle time.

I went to a strip club yesterday at three o'clock in the afternoon.

You can feel bad about it, man, But no, that's when they have the way.

It was like I was out and say, Let me swing by the strip club.

I lived my house specifically, uh, should go to the strip club.

I rash and I'm not trying not to feel bad about it.

Hit me.

It's It's not a good thing.

It's That's not a good thing.

There's breast in there, but God runs up to you On the street is like, Hey, don't go in there.

There's breast in there.

I'd be like Ah, white dude in a horror movie breast.

I better investigator.

I want to see for myself.

Uh, So I go to this place, me and my buddies when always going in there out of everybody who does the bounce of yell at Dave Chappelle.

Exactly.

Hey, buddy.

So we said He says you want to take off your hat?

It's disrespectful to the ladies.

E could shove, lose changing their underpants.

But I did not have a hat on when I dio was thinking.

That's what I say.

It's not going well, is it?

No.

Yeah.

The free time thing is not good for me, but it's good.

Now you're on TV.

Do you watch TV?

Yeah, that's all I've been doing.

Like strip clubs, television, You know, the usual comics.

Afternoon.

Uh, you guys get up.

Four, get dressed.

Strip club television.

Anyway.

You know, you noticed this isn't me when I watch television.

Is it me or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore?

I'm serious.

I don't know what the commercials about to the ant.

You see this one?

This lady had a black eye.

Did you see that?

It threw me for a loop?

No, I didn't see the lady.

She comes on TV.

She got a black guy.

She's crying.

She's like I smoked crack.

My husband beats me, and then a voice comes on and says, Got milk?

Is that what we owe, like, are most effective at?

Probably get you right here.

Uh, what else did What did you watch when you when you were younger?

You a TV addict?

Then?

Did you watch cartoons?

Stuff like that?

That's all I watch.

Yeah, I used to watch the Super Friends.

You know what usedto super friends?

That was That was a good show is my favorite show.

I always felt bad for Aqua Man.

I felt bad for ankle man that I felt bad for black like me.

Remember?

Black lightning?

Anybody?

Yeah, like three people.

That was the black dude on the Super Friends.

You know what?

You know why nobody remembers him?

Because Because they never let him do anything.

I'm serious every time something happens, so I'll command you.

Take the sea, I'll take the air.

Black lightning.

Uh, if anyone calls, tell him we'll be back between 17 clock hard life for him.

I'd still rather be him than Aqua Man.

What's wrong with being Aquaman?

He swims around, but he got the worst powers out of every superhero.

That's all he does, is he Breeze in the water and he talks to fish.

You know what I'm saying?

I could breathing in the war.

That's cool.

But where you gonna say, the fish swimming around?

Hi, Fresh.

I want to just talk.

When do you think about it to like, say, their Their headquarters was in the Midwest, you know, and then be like Malcolm and take the seat.

Well, I'll take a train or Superman, Could you drop me?

Drop me the coast Could you drop Gonna talk to some fish really fast and exactly.

And he always get the worst missions.

He gets the water missions.

That means he's taken bacteria samples.

He's like, I mean, like underwater stuff.

If there's oil spill, they sing opera man, but he can't stop the oil.

All you gotta do is breathing the want to talkto fish.

So what's he do?

He evacuates fish.

It's a hard life.

E black lightning get old like the black missions on.

What would that be?

L A riots and black lightning talkto.

So I better tell the fish about the l A riots.

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Or if you feel like flying in the show is gonna be hot.

That's right.

I've been off for two weeks, but I'm back.

Yes, you are.

Thank you.

Thank you.