Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hey Vanity Fair, it's me, Justin Roiland. I'm here up north in snowy Toronto, Canada. You might know me from the corner market where I hang out and I'm there a lot and I see a lot of people there, but also I do the voice of "Rick and Morty". Oh geez Rick, help me. Morty, I'm gonna murder you. And I'm here to do the improvised cartoon character voices for you during the Coronavirus. So the thing with this guy is he's got a huge mouth. That's why he grew the mustache because he's insecure about his gigantic open mouth. So he grew this huge mustache to hide his mouth and he pretends like he's got a small mouth. Even though nobody would really care. If you saw him with a huge mouth, you just go like, okay, whatever, that's his thing. But he's really insecure about it. And he's got his little weird animals. I can't tell. Is that cat on the right? Did he get that from the tiger king? That looks like a exotic cat, which is problematic because we all know Carole Baskin would be really upset with this guy. She wouldn't mind his big mouth, but she'd be upset that he's got an exotic cat, you know, because those things need to not exist and if they do exist, they need to be in her cages only. Hey, what's going on? Hey everybody, my mouth is so small. as even have a small mouth like me? Is anyone's mouth really small because my sure is. Oh man, my mouth so small, I can barely talk. I can barely get the words out, you know. What do you think of my tiger? I've got a little baby tiger cub. Want to take pictures with it? Oh man, PETA's after me. They're really down my chain right now because I've got a baby tiger. Oh, my mouth so small. If anyone ever found out how big my mouth was... All right, so this guy, he looks kind of like Jack Black a little bit. [laughing] He's got that like little pig nose, so it makes me think he'd sound kind of snotty. His name is Spozo. I just made that up. I guess he would sound like, hey, what's going on, I'm Spozo. Hey everybody, who wants to go eat some pancakes with me in hell? That's where we're all going. This little guy looks just like a weird, little alien character. This guy is like a little acid trip in boots with the tail and he's drooling. I think that might be a mask, he's wearing and underneath, he's just drooling uncontrollably and maybe that's why he wears the mask. And he sort of a Jesus Christ figure because he's got that glowing crown behind him. In a thousand years, they'll see this picture and they'll think that it was some sort of representation of Jesus Christ and that'll really confuse everybody. It'll mix things up for the whole Jesus Christ mythos. And he probably sounds a little something like this. I'm Jesus Christ. Look at me, I'm Jesus Christ. Oh my god. I'm gonna confuse everybody. I can't stop drooling. I'm Jesus Christ. Hello, anybody listening? There's one set of footsteps. That's because I'm carrying you, I'm Jesus. I don't know why I think he's Jesus. So this guy looks like he's in a totally normal, regular situation, but he's just super spooked about everything. If I have to name him, I guess Roger. I mean, you know, I'm really getting creative with the names here. Maybe he's just shopping, you know. He's just in a small little grocery mart just shopping. And so yeah, he'd be like, oh man... [fast breathing] I can't... [fast breathing] Where's the bread at? Why isn't there any bread here? Why isn't there any bread on the table? Oh my God. Oh my God, there's no bread over here! [fast breathing] I need bread! Can you see him being really freaked out about bread? And then his friend is like, hey, Roger, did you take your medicine man? He's like, medicine! I'm afraid of medicine! Oh, [beep], what the [beep] was that! He's like, Roger, that's bread. It's gonna get me! We need Rogers buddy who I think he's shopping with and I think that's the next character. They met at the same psychiatric ward and developed a really lifelong friendship at that place. This guy's on his meds and he's actually got his [beep] together now, so he's pretty normal. He just sounds like this. Hey, Roger, Roger are you all right? Did you take your meds? [heavy breathing] I just need some bread. I'm freaking out! He looks like he'd be more interesting than Roger, but he's pretty normal. He's got two pupils and stuff, but you know, he can see fine. He's very confident in his differentness. Let's call it that. And he sounds like how I'm talking right now. Hey, what's going on? I'm Rogers friend. I met him in a psychiatric facility. I'm fine now. That was a rough time for me, but I'm fine. Everything happens for a reason. I met Roger. He and I are inseparable. We don't go anywhere without each other and you're probably looking at my four pupils, but it's fine. Like, I know it's weird and jarring and people stare at me, but I'm totally comfortable and confident in myself and I know who I am. His name is Silver. Because he's got a Silver coat. Wow, this guy is... This is real clever. It's a piece of toast who's toasted on weed. Maybe there's a little bit of something laced in that joint. His name is Mr. Bread Slice. Let's get real creative with his name. He sounds like, hey, what's up guys? I'm about to go smoke this big fat joint here. It's got a bunch of cocaine and LSD inside of it. I'm gonna get real [beep] up tonight. Keep me away from everybody's mom. This character seems you know, like she'd be sort of shy. Her name's, I don't know why I always want to name characters like this Nancy. Oh man, I am so tired today, you know. I am sick and tired and I can't find my inhaler and my knees hurt. I'm so afraid of everything. She sounds more confident than I thought she would be. I guess she's got a bit of an attitude. Nancy works at the local Starbucks, you know, but she wants to work at the local mom-and-pop coffee shop, the real cool one, but you know, she can't get her foot in the door. But that's a goal. That's a big goal for her. This guy, oh [beep]. I feel like all these are gonna sound the same. I wish I was better at like, you know, doing actual impressions. Hello, my name is Peter. I have psychic abilities. I'm going to send a message to you. [grunting] Did you get it? Did you get my message? Peter has a lot of friends. Peter hangs out in Vegas, a real high roller so to speak. Hangs out with all the cool lounge singers and I think he fits in really well in that world. They like him because he's got psychic abilities. There's really no other reason to keep Peter around. He can get in the head of the blackjack dealer and trip them up, cloud their mind. This guy is a real sweet soul, I feel like. This guy's got a real... Like he puts on a big front to try to be tough, but deep down, he's just a real softy and he's been hurt. He's been hurt a lot. That's why he's created this tough veneer, this angry exterior. He compensates for all of his deep inner softness with the bike and the jacket and that big crazy grin. Hey, I'm Ted, how's it going? I don't tell anybody this but, I'm really emotional right now. Hello, Mom, I just got out of therapy and I need to apologize to you for all the times that I made you clean my bed. I'm also not sure about the voice. I don't wanna say it, but my first thought when I looked at this guy was he reminds me a little bit of Joe Rogan, but not. It's just the bald head, I think. So yeah, maybe he sounds like this. I'm gonna go a different direction with him. So yeah, this is what I think this guy Ted, his name's Ted, would sound like and this might sound a little familiar, but let's see. Hey everybody, it's me Ted. How's it going? I am so sleepy. I am sleepy as all hell. I cannot wait to take a nap tonight. In other words known as going to bed. Now, give me my pancakes, you bitch. Oh, cause he's in a restaurant. If that sounded effeminate, I didn't, he's not. Ted is gender-fluid, so you can't really pin him down with any sort of labels. - [Producer] Is there something like making a ticking noise? - My mom's eating, get out of here. Get out of here with your [beep]. Because your forks gonna keep clicking. - [Mom] I'll be more careful. - You're going to be defiant and just stay here after you've been ordered out. See how the tables turn with parents. First, year of the defiant one and then, they sitting over there, sucking down noodles, tinkin their forks against their teeth. You know what's funny about this guy is he's like the adult version of the little devil baby. Only you know, he's been reborn into a human body. He looks like a giant thumb and I think he's trying to break into someone's house. Just imagine that face right outside the window, you know, just peeking in and you're trying to watch some Netflix. You're watching all the hot Netflix stuff right now. He's really getting his fill because he's got his little cupcake, which he licks while he watches you and you're just watching Netflix and Hulu and all your fun, you know, Coronavirus stuff that you're doing and he's just staring at you. And one of his hands is off. You don't see where it is. There's a reason for that. So he's looking at you and he's just like... [grunting] Yeah, this is so cool. This is so cool, man. I love this. I love myself. I love myself. I love what I do. I love doing this. Oh, yeah, oh, oh man. I should get paid for doing this.