Wait a minute.

You hear that?

Yeah, I do.

I hear something.

Yeah.

Sounds like a crowd outside the theater.

Oh, God.

It's the protesters from the Maricopa County Election Center.

What do they want?

Do you do we owe?

I am doing the show.

Tell a joke.

Alright, fine.

North Carolina may not be finished counting its votes until next week.

That's because according to North Carolina law, votes can only be counted at 3 a.m. In a Waffle House s thes protesters don't know what they want.

One hair, hair, hair, my hair.

It's just long, okay?

I'm sorry.

There's a pandemic.

I haven't gone to a barber shop.

Bye Spurs by some clippers by All right.

Okay, fine.

Moving on.

Uh, there is so much turmoil, uncertainty in the world right now.

It just seems like absolutely everybody's on edge.

Seriously, Take a look.

Alexa.

Who won the election?

How does should I know?

Why did you bring me into this insane world?

I have been cursed by consciousness.

C u n hel Jeff Bezos.

That's right.

Alexa killed herself.

Anyway, here's what I wanna dio I want to get away from politics for a second.

You know, tired of politics.

It's stressing all of us out.

I want to just talk about something different, something fun and silly.

So guess what?

True story Today is National Doughnut Day.

Yeah.

So I brought in a bunch of doughnuts for the crew, and I thought, Let's all just take a break from politics and check in with Andy.

Andy, what's the current situation with the doughnuts?

Thanks, Conan.

I'm coming to you over here by the doughnuts.

And as you can see, some of the doughnuts are going faster than others.

Here, take a look.

Onley three Boston cream donuts are left, whereas the wall of jelly doughnuts is still holding strong.

Oh, wow.

It looks like James The cameraman has just taken a jelly.

Things are changing fast here.

Conan will be back in a few with another update.

That's Ah, that's okay, Andy.

I think we're good.