A QUESTION, AND I MEAN THIS: WHO HERE FOLLOWS ME

ON INSTAGRAM?

REG, DO YOU NOT FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

>> HAH?

>> James: YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?

>> I DO.

>> James: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

>> I DO.

>> James: I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD

CHECK, BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM ON MY

PHONE.

IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON THE GROUND -- ALREADY, WE'RE

GOING TO DO THE INSTAGRAM BIT AGAIN.

THIS HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK.

WE NEED SOME LIGHT CONTENT.

WE TAKE PHOTOS FROM CELEBRITIES, AND WE TAKE

THE SQUARE PHOTO, WE EXPAND IT.

IT IS CLASSIC LATE-NIGHT -- YOU KNOW.

IT IS CLASSIC.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

GIVE US A (bleep) BREAK MAN.

WE'RE IN LOCKDOWN, THERE IS NO ONE HERE.

IT IS A STRESSFUL WEEK AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THE

INSTAGRAM BIT.

>> IT'S LIKE A LITTLE HOODIE THAT YOU THROW ON

BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

>> James: GRAB A CARDIGAN.

WHERE ARE WE GOING, JEFF?

>> ANYWHERE OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

IT'S -- WHAT IT IS -- [LAUGHTER]

>> James: YOU KNOW INSTAGRAM?

[LAUGHTER] >> James: IF YOU KNOW

WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, YOU'LL BE A NON PLUS ABOUT THIS.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, THIS IS

GOING TO COME AS A REAL SHOCK, IN EVERY WAY.

YES -- IF YOU KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT IT SORT OF IS.

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM

BELIEVES THAT THIS IS THE BEST OF OUR CAPABILITIES.

AM I RIGHT, DAVE?

YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED PRODUCER, AND THIS IS NOT

GOING TO BE IN YOUR CLIP WHEEL?

>> PROBABLY NOT.

>> James: BUCKLE UP, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

BUCKLE UP.

WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO BY THE END OF THIS BIT IS

GET IN TOUCH WITH A SORT OF SIDE SPECIALIST DOCTOR

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT THEM LAUGHING.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: SO HERE WE

ARE.

YOU SEE THIS HERE, JEFF GOLDBLOOM -- JENNA, STOP

WITH THE BELLS.

WE ONLY DID ONE JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

>> I D GOT EXCITED.

>> James: IT'S AN ANDY WILLIAMS SPECIALIST.

WOULD YOU EAT SANTA'S YUMNUTS?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAMES?

>> James: (bleep), BOTH BARRELS.

THIS IS IT.

C'MON, GUYS, INSTAGRAM.

HERE IS A PHOTO HERE.

JUST LAST WEEK JEFF GOLDBLOOM POSTED THIS.

IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK.

AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET-OUT-THE-VOTE.

I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS

MISSING FROM THE PHOTO.

AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

WE'RE LAUGHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY WENT DOOR TO DOOR

WITH THAT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED THAT DAY.

THEY COULDN'T VOTE.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: IT BACKFIRED.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT.

THIS ONE WAS POSTED BY D.J. KHALID, OKAY.

THERE HE IS.

THIS IS HIS SON WEARING HIS DAD'S SHOES.

THAT LOOKS REAL CUTE.

AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: GENUINELY HIS

SHOES.

YES.

YES.

SO THERE WE GO -- WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS HE HAS GOT

BIG FEET.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: HERE IS ONE

FROM ZAC EFRON, THERE HE IS LOOKING ALL COOL ON A

WALL.

I SAW IT, I THOUGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS TALKING

TO SOMEONE.

THERE IS THE WHOLE THING.

I WILL SAY AFTER THAT PHOTO WAS TAKEN, ONE OF

THEM ACTUALLY FELL OFF THE WALL, IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE.

I WON'T TELL YOU WHO.

BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PUT HIM BACK

TOGETHER AGAIN.

IT IS PERSONAL.

BUT IT WAS ZAC EFRON.

HE HAS AN ASTONISHING LACK OF BALANCE FOR SUCH A GOOD

DANCER.

GONE.

>> HE'S AT S CEDARS-SINAI.

>> James: AND HE IS ASKING EVERYONE TO THANK

PARTICULARLY ALL OF THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL OF

THE KING'S MEN.

HERE IS ONE FROM A GOOD FRIEND OF THE SHOW,

MR. SHAWN MENDES.

HE IS STARING OFF INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN, FULLY AT

PIECE IN THE MAGESTY OF NATURE, AND THEN I SAW THE

WHOLE THING.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND HERE IS

ONE FROM AL ROKER, AND HE POSTED IT AROUND

HALLOWEEN.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PUMPKIN HE MESSED UP WHILE

CARVING, AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

>> OH!

>> James: TALK ABOUT SANTA'S YUMNUTS.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: THAT WAS

CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM.

WHEN WE COME BACK, TIG NOTARO IS GOING TO BE

HERE, EVERYBODY.