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  • you are always been a terrific stand up.

  • Amazing stand up comedian.

  • Very talented.

  • And I was curious.

  • I heard you say once it was in an interview that you get some of your community sensibility from your dad and I'm wondering, really is it first of all, how is he doing?

  • How is your dad?

  • He's passed away now.

  • I'm just kidding.

  • He s get scared.

  • That's a good your heart just drop a little bit.

  • No, I was pretty sure he hadn't, but yeah, I thought maybe like blasting off the phone just got off the phone news?

  • Yeah.

  • Kidding, Dad.

  • He is always counting down because he looked up.

  • Like how much longer he has to live.

  • According to some app.

  • But he turns 80 this year.

  • He has really deformed feet.

  • What do you mean from an accident?

  • I honestly I sent this.

  • I'm a producer.

  • A picture of his feet.

  • And he was like, We can't show this on TV.

  • Did something happen that he put him in a lawnmower when he was younger?

  • He just says wildly deformed feet.

  • His podiatrist said they're the ugliest feet she has ever seen in her life.

  • They're ugly.

  • He just had to get two toes removed.

  • And Oh, no, They're very sympathetic.

  • Crowd plans.

  • He's always just like, Yeah, I gotta get to toes removed.

  • I go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Dad.

  • Which ones?

  • Thistles?

  • How?

  • He knows his toes.

  • He goes the one that had roast beef and the one that went to market.

  • Yeah.

  • Don't know that.

  • That's a medical terminology.

  • That's fantastic.

  • Now, your your dad?

  • Yeah.

  • He's got that thick Boston accent.

  • Hey, is he got a tattoo, please?

  • This right?

  • It was probably a two or three years ago.

  • Now is for my step mother's 70th birthday.

  • My sister Laura convinced him she is a bunch of tattoos, and she convinced him, Wouldn't it be cool to get Janice's name on your ass?

  • And so he did it and she videotaped it.

  • And he's screaming the whole time.

  • And it's the funniest thing.

  • This is a man in his seven late seventies at this point getting a tattoo in July.

  • Oh, my God.

  • All right.

  • And you, You brought the video.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know what part of it, but it's a little sliver of it.

  • Let's take a look.

  • Oh, Daddy.

  • Oh, I can't talk right now.

  • All right?

  • You tell pain.

  • Oh, it's fantastic.

  • Uh, I love that to someone in pain with a Boston accent.

  • She talk Thio, Uh uh, Does he get out here to L.

  • A to see you much.

  • They always come for Thanksgiving.

  • And I usually have, like, a stragglers thanksgiving, you know, in my apartment.

  • So, like, just any comics that aren't don't have plans where they come over show folk we call the show folk.

  • And, uh and but my dad and my some other have been coming.

  • And then, um, it's funny because my friend Stephanie Sambar e I was walking by.

  • She was talking.

  • He was sitting in a chair and she was like, sitting at his feet and they were talking.

  • And as I walked by, I heard her go you to my dad and I go, Stephanie, don't talk to my dad like that.

  • And she goes, he just told me I should kill myself.

  • Thats is such a great Thanksgiving way, s So did you figure out an instigator?

  • He's an instigator.

  • I mean, I don't know why, but then this past year he walked in the door and she was in the kitchen because we she makes like, a lot of the food.

  • And he just looked at I didn't think he would remember.

  • And he just looked at her and he goes, You're still alive, E want to come over?

  • I want to come over and see this on Thanksgiving, please.

you are always been a terrific stand up.

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