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  • -Now, Kenan, you're always -- woop! --

  • incredible on "Saturday Night Live."

  • Rrp. -♪ I appreciate it

  • -Now, since a big part of that show is

  • thinking fast, on the spot,

  • I want to put your skills to the test.

  • It's time for "Think Fast!"

  • ♪ 1, 2, 3, Think Fast! ♪

  • -We're gonna take turns drawing one of these cards.

  • Each card has five totally random questions on it.

  • One person asks the questions, the other person

  • has to answer each question as soon as it's asked.

  • I mean, like, immediately. Don't think.

  • Just go -- You basically --

  • -♪ 1, 2, 3, Think Fast! ♪

  • -♪ You got to think fast on your toes, yeah

  • -Yeah. So, doesn't matter

  • if the answer is right or wrong, just has to be

  • the first thing that pops into your head.

  • Kenan, because you're the guest, I will read the questions first.

  • -All right. -You ready for this?

  • Can we have a little lighting change?

  • -Ooh.

  • -What is a word that doesn't rhyme with funk?

  • -Um, blam.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What's sweeter than candy?

  • -Sugar?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -If cats could play jazz, what would it sound like?

  • -♪ Meow meow meow meow meow

  • [ Meow scatting ]

  • Is that a question?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Why you got to be so rude?

  • -'Cause, man.

  • [Bleep] I almost said a curse word.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's real out here. It's real out here.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That's my favorite one.

  • Why do you deserve heartburn?

  • -Hey, you know, you got make better choices, you know?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Better choices. -All right, here we go.

  • Nice job on that, thinking fast. Now, look...

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That was some fast thinking. Now it is my turn.

  • Kenan, whenever you're ready, take the card

  • that's over by your section and ask me the questions.

  • Can we dim the lights, please? [ Clears throat ]

  • -[ Laughing ]

  • Why are ants so busy?

  • -Because they have to -- they feed their kids.

  • -Yeah, man. Yeah, they do.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • What's the worst podcast called?

  • -"Showing Up with Gill Gillerson."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -All right. What happened to the ducks?

  • -They started a business and it's --

  • They're doing amazing overseas.

  • -That's good. That's good.

  • -Amazing, amazing stuff. -It's a global world.

  • -Yeah, it really is. -It's one world.

  • Why was Teddy so angry at you on Tuesday?

  • -Because of the party that I didn't even know

  • that was being thrown for Teddy.

  • I was just there supporting.

  • And I'm like, "Dude, I had nothing to do with it."

  • And he's like, "Save it, mister."

  • [ Laughter ] -Wow. And Teddy's from...?

  • -Teddy's from -- He's from, actually, England.

  • -Oh, got you. -But he's an actor.

  • -Yeah, he tries -- yeah. -He's an actor.

  • He was in character. -That's cool.

  • He does good voices. I like Teddy.

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • -What kind of man microwaves his grapes?

  • -[ Voice breaking ] My -- My father.

  • -Oh, wow. This has gotten really emotional.

  • -My fa-- My father. -Let's just take a moment.

  • Let's, uh... -I was swallowing my words.

  • My -- My father. -Did he really do that?

  • -My dad. My dad, his grapes --

  • -Did that disturb you as a child?

  • -No, I'm fine talking about it. -Okay.

  • -Anyway, my dad microwaves grapes.

  • -That was chill, man. That was a chill answer.

  • -It is time for the final round. In this round,

  • we'll both pick up a card with the same set of questions.

  • We'll ask and answer them one at a time, going back and forth.

  • We'll go fast in this one. Ready?

  • -Yeah. All right. -All right?

  • Here we go. I will go first.

  • One, two -- Where do bagels come from?

  • -The bread. [ Laughter ]

  • -The bread. -What's your new nickname?

  • -Uh, Scoopy G. -Scoopy G.!

  • That's my dawg. -[ Laughs ]

  • Why didn't we -- Why didn't we invite Erica?

  • -Because, man, you know, she just has a hard time

  • getting home after, I guess. [ Laughter ]

  • Why aren't you wearing shoes?

  • -Uh, because, uh, I have, uh,

  • a problem called overarch, where my feet are actually

  • round like Fred Flintstone feet. -Oh, I gotcha.

  • So, you're, like, walking on pebbles.

  • -Yeah, it's like walking on a ball.

  • -Yeah, yeah. Got it, got it.

  • -What does a bear do in the woods?

  • -Come on. It does the thing with the rabbit.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • What does your lower-back tattoo say?

  • -Uh, uh, uh... "Catch me outside."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Where do baby pigeons come from?

  • Um... ♪ The ghetto

  • I'm sorry. [ Laughter ]

  • Give me some -- Give me some really bad advice.

  • -You know what you should do?

  • You should take all your money and shred it.

  • [ Laughter ] -That's cool, man, all right.

  • -Sing what you ate for breakfast.

  • -♪ I think I skipped it

  • [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God!

  • ♪ I think I skipped it

  • -Sing the theme song to "The Mandalorian."

  • Uh...

  • Putting on a jet pack

  • And you're flying around the space

  • Flying, look at the face of what is life

  • -♪ What is life

  • -♪ It's a good show, it's a great show

  • It's a one show, it's a bingey show

  • But it's once a week, and it's twice a week

  • It depends which one you want

  • Mandalorian

  • -Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Come on!

  • That was "Think Fast" with Kenan Thompson.

  • We both win. -We win.

  • -We all win, 'cause we get to see you.

  • See him on "Saturday Night Live" this Saturday!

  • And his new movie, "Hubie Halloween,"

  • is on Netflix now!

  • Stick around. -Adam Sandler.

  • -We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."

  • Sandler, what's up?!

  • -♪ It's a good show, it's a great show

  • -♪ Flying and looking for Baby Yoda

  • Working for... ♪

-Now, Kenan, you're always -- woop! --

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/06
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