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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

  • EVERYBODY.

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND, MR. JON BATISTE.

  • JON, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • >> Jon: HELLO, HELLO.

  • >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?

  • >> Jon: MAN, IT'S LIKE WALKING ON A TIGHTROPE.

  • >> Stephen: WE'RE GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE.

  • DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HOPE.

  • >> Jon: YES, LIKE OOOH!

  • I HOPE THERE'S A NET DOWN THERE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A LOT, MAN.

  • IT'S SO MUCH.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I JUST-- I JUST HOPE WE CAN BE BACK

  • TOGETHER SOON.

  • LISTENING TO YOU GUYS PLAY MAKES MEANTIME TO HEAR YOU MORE.

  • >> Jon: YOU KNOW, MUSIC IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, AND THE LAST

  • FOUR YEARS THAT HAVE LED TO THIS MOMENT HAVE BEEN A PLEASURE TO

  • DO WITH YOU.

  • SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- >> Stephen: OH, IT'S BEEN A

  • PLEASURE DOING IT WITH YOU.

  • YOU HAVE BEEN-- YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT SOURCE OF ENERGY AND

  • POSITIVITY ON THIS SHOW, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL BAND, YOUR

  • BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, HAS MADE EVERY DAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.

  • GOOD, FREE, FINE WITH ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YES, THAT'S RIGHT!

  • I LOVE THAT!

  • >> Stephen: STAY FREE.

  • I'M GOING TO MISS YOU AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, I'M

  • AFRAID, MY FRIEND.

  • >> Jon: YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL CATCH YOU NEXT YEAR.

  • >> Jon: UNDERSTANDABLY.

  • WE WILL GET TOGETHER AGAIN.

  • I BELIEVE IT.

  • >> Stephen: JON, COULD YOU GIVE US A LITTLE MUSIC FOR THE

  • MOMENT?

  • >> Jon: OH, YEAH, YES.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

  • JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

  • THANK YOU, JON.

  • >> Jon: THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

  • >> Stephen: FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, LAST NIGHT WASN'T

  • JUST ABOUT THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY.

  • IT WAS ALSO ABOUT GETTING HIGH, BECAUSE VOTERS ACROSS THE

  • NATION, AMERICANS OF ALL STRIPES VOTED YES ON THE PROPOSITION:

  • "YOU GUYS PARTY?" FIRST, THE RECREATIONAL

  • MARIJUANA WAS LEGALIZED BY NEW JERSEY VOTERS.

  • SO WE MIGHT FINALLY GET AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT IF

  • CHRIS CHRISTIE GOT THE MUNCHIES?

  • IN WASHINGTON, D.C., VOTERS PASSED A MEASURE TO

  • DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

  • NOW THAT IS-- WAIT A SECOND, ARE WE SURE D.C. DIDN'T

  • DECRIMINALIZE MUSHROOMS FOUR YEARS AGO, AND THIS HAS ALL BEEN

  • A BAD TRIP?

  • BECAUSE THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT, LIKE WHY TRUMP'S COMMERCE

  • SECRETARY IS A MUMMIFIED COUNT CHOCULA.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OUT WEST, THEY'RE TAKING IT A

  • STEP FURTHER, BECAUSE OREGON HAS BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO

  • DECRIMINALIZE HARD DRUGS LIKE COCAINE AND HEROIN.

  • THIS HAS UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, IT WILL

  • BRING MILLIONS OF JOBS IN THE TINY SANDWICH BAG INDUSTRY.

  • IT'S NOT JUST DRUGS.

  • THERE WERE OTHER PROMISING BALLOT MEASURES LAST NIGHT.

  • MISSISSIPPI APPROVED A NEW DESIGN FOR ITS STATE FLAG, WHICH

  • HAD BEEN THE LAST ONE IN THE COUNTRY TO FEATURE A SYMBOL OF

  • THE CONFEDERACY.

  • NOW, I WAS HESITANT TO CELEBRATE THIS UNTIL I KNEW WHAT THEY'RE

  • CHANGING IT TO, BECAUSE I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST

  • MISSISSIPPI TO GIVE THAT CONFEDERATE FLAG ITS OWN

  • CONFEDERATE FLAG.

  • FORTUNATELY, THEY DID NOT DO THAT.

  • THEIR NEW FLAG HAS THEIR STATE FLOWER, THE MAGNOLIA, AND THE

  • PHRASE "IN GOD WE TRUST," WHICH NARROWLY BEAT OUT MISSISSIPPI'S

  • OTHER MOTTO, "YOU SAY OUR NAME WHEN YOU'RE COUNTING."

  • BUT IT'S NOT ALL GOOD NEWS.

  • CALIFORNIA VOTERS VOTED "YES" ON SOMETHING CALLED PROPOSITION 22,

  • A BALLOT MEASURE FUNDED BY COMPANIES LIKE UBER, WHICH LETS

  • THEM DENY THEIR WORKERS HEALTHCARE, UNEMPLOYMENT

  • INSURANCE, AND OTHER BENEFITS.

  • SURE, IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC, I THINK WE ALL WANT TO

  • BE STUCK IN A CAR WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO THE

  • DOCTOR.

  • AS THE ELECTION HAS REMINDED US, OUR COUNTRY IS PAINFULLY DIVIDED

  • RIGHT NOW.

  • BUT SOME COURAGEOUS SOULS ARE STILL PUSHING FOR COMMON

  • GROUND-- SPECIFICALLY, THE GAP, WHICH THIS MORNING DEBUTED A NEW

  • BLUE AND RED HOODED SWEATSHIRT, USING THE TAGLINE, "THE ONE

  • THING WE KNOW IS THAT TOGETHER, WE CAN MOVE FORWARD."

  • NOT NOW, THE GAP!

  • READ THE ROOM!

  • STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT: BEING A PLACE TO KILL TIME

  • BEFORE YOUR MOVIE STARTS AT THE MALL.

  • GAP GOT SOME BACKLASH FOR THIS TWEET, AND I UNDERSTAND IT.

  • NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FORCE TOGETHER TWO

  • OPPOSING SIDES.

  • WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY, WHEN

  • OUR LABORATORY TRIED TO GENETICALLY COMBINE THE TWO

  • PARTIES' MASCOTS: >> KILL ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HE'S FINE.

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHIEF GENERAL NEWS ANCHOR

  • FOR CNBC, SHEP SMITH.

  • STICK AROUND.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

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