Name: We Hereby Claim We Have No Idea What's Going On
Uploaded: 2020-11-05T14:06:44.000Z
Duration: 10 min 45 s
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING LIKE ANYBODY'S WATCHING THIS RIGHT

WE TAPE THIS AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON.

BY THE TIME THIS AIRS, THERE COULD BE A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE

NOBODY IS WATCHING MSNBC SAYING, WHAT IS IT, 12:37?

WE SHOULD POP OVER AND SEE WHAT JAMES CORDEN IS GOING TO SAY.

(  LAUGHTER  ) I THINK LESS OF CBS FOR HAVING

AND I WAS THINKING I WONDER HOW REG HANDLES THIS STRESS.

>> I HAVE A TUFTY BASTING BAG FULL OF MARIJUANA SMOKE.

AND I WATCHED THE NEW VERSION OF "THE WITCHES."

>> I HAD A BUNCH OF PISTACHIOS AND WATCHED "PRIDE & PREJUDICE."

>> James:  I WAS VERY PROUD OF YOU LAST NIGHT, I WAS TEXTING

YOU LAST NIGHT, AND YOU MANAGED TO STICK TO THE DIET.

>> THERE'S SO MUCH LEFTOVER HALLOWEEN CANDY AT ME HOUSE.

BUT WE DO HAVE HAVE A GREAT SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

THE LEGENDARY HENRY WINKLER WILL BE HERE, LATER A PERFORMANCE

STICK AROUND FORB THAT BUT FIRST LET'S TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

OBVIOUSLY THE ELECTION WAS MUCH CLOSER THAN ANYONE HAD PREDICTED

DESPITE A LARGE TURNOUT FROM VOTERS, THERE WAS NO CRACKING

EVEN AFTER THE DEMOCRATS GOT THE CAST OF PARKS & RECREATION TO

REUNIT OVER ZOOM THINK ABOUT IT, THE, TIRE CAST, I THOUGHT THAT

WOULD BE THE TURNING POINT, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT DIDN'T SPEAK

>> LIKE I SAID WE TAPED THIS IN THE AFTERNOON.

WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN NOW AND AIR TIME.

WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT BIDEN PICKED UP WISCONSIN AND MICHIGAN

TODAY AND YEAH, BUT DON'T, JUST DON'T, LIKE YOU KNOW, EVEN SAYS

IN THE TELEPROMPTER THINGS ARE ROOKING GOOD FOR HIM RIGHT NOW

BUT LAST NIGHT WITH EVERYTHING STILL UP IN THE AIR BIDEN

ADDRESSED A DRIVEIN CROWD AND URGED HIS SUPPORTERS TO BE

>> AS I SAID ALL ALONG, ST NOT MY PLACE OR DONALD TRUMP'S PLACE

THAT IS THE DECISION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

>> James: BIDEN MAY BE OPTIMISTIC BUT DID YOU HEAR ALL

THAT IS NOT SUPPORT, THAT IS DEMOCRATS TRYING TO DRIVE INTO

(LAUGHTER) THEN AT 2 A.M. PRESIDENT TRUMP

GAVE A SPEECH URGING HIS SUPPORTERS TO REMAIN CALM WHILE

EVERY SINGLE VOTE IS OFFICIALLY COUNTED, I'M KIDDING, HE DIDN'T.

>> IN IS A FRAUD ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT

WE WERE GETTING READY TO WIN THIS ELECTION.

FRANKLY, WEÑi DIDÑiTGz THISÑiñrç ELECTION.

>> James:ñr HE TRIED TO UNDERMINE THE ELECTION AND CLAIM

IN A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS DONALD TRUMP DID

I MEAN LET'S SEE, FRAUD ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, EMBARRASSMENT

THIS SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD TIME FOR TRUMP TO JUST START LISTING HIS

THERE AGAIN, LOOK AT THAT T IS A SHAME THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY

COULD HAVE REALLY USED ONE OR TWO AS A BACK DROP, YOU KNOW?

BUT THIS COULD BE A LONG CONTENTIOUS FIGHT BETWEEN THE

BOTH SIDES ARE ALREADY PREPARING LAWSUITS.

ONE POLLSTER PREDICTED THAT THIS COULD GET UGLY, COULD IT?

I WOULD HATE FOR THIS TO SUDDENLY TURN UGLY.

(LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH THERE IS ONE THING WE

DID LEARN LAST NIGHT IS THAT POLLSTERS DON'T KNOW [BLEEP]

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We Hereby Claim We Have No Idea What's Going On

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