Election Day is just one week away.

One week or 719 mawr Trump rallies.

According Toa one gaming site, the 2020 Election could go down as the most bet on event in history.

Finally, something to bring a little excitement to what would have otherwise been an incredibly dull evening.

I mean, gambling on the election results.

Which means people are gonna be at home watching CNN like, Come on, sleepy Joe.

Come on.

You bring Pepper a payday.

Come on, Joe.

Don't slow down, buddy.

Go Is your high rifles?

Were you writing that?

We've never talked about it on the show.

Yeah, I'm professionals, e I'm not hitting him for me, E What would you do?

Ready if you won the lottery?

We're pretending like you haven't in life already.

But what would you do?

What would you do if you won the lottery?

How much?

See, that's when you know you're rich.

That that's how you know how rich Reggie is that when your question is how much well is in 10 It wouldn't make a huge never watched the UFC fight.

Never will I guarantee you that you could offer me money, Thio.

Endorse it and I wouldn't that is saying something.

Yeah, yeah.

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Woman ordered a gremlin cake for her son's birthday, but when the cake arrived, it did not look like the photo on the website.

Here's the cake that she wanted on.

Here's what she got.

Now that I think about this might be the best visual summation of the year.

2020.

How it Started and How it's Going.

Ah, Homeowners Association in Texas has asked a woman to take down her inappropriate Halloween decorations because they featured skeletons posed on stripper poles.

Right here they are here, Look at that.

Here's my thing with this right.

I like that.

The homeowners association said that the decorations were inappropriate because of the stripper poles, not because they showed deceased humans whose flesh has rotted away.

It's rotting away.

They were very decades ago, and their flesh has been eaten by maggots and worms.

It's composited, and they somehow come back to life after their families have mourned them.

That's fine.

It's the fact that they're strippers now.

Today is National Pitbull Awareness Day.

Did you know this now We don't normally do things like this on the show, but it's It's an issue that's near and dear to many people who work here's hearts.

And we thought we wanted to take a moment and raise awareness about this sweet breed of pop in order to help combat their negative and often inaccurate portrayal.

Excuse me?

What?

Well, you said we were supposed to do something special for National Pitbull Awareness Day, which up until two minutes ago, I thought was to raise awareness for the greatest top forties rapper ever to come out of Miami Dade.

The one the only pitbull.

I think you're the only person who took this cause to mean anything other than what it meant.

Okay, so can we please just really I'm the only person don't look at May.

Up until five minutes ago, I didn't know who people waas.

This is just the way I roll.

Baby, here's my question.

Whose phone is that?

Oh, it might be mine.

Your baby.

Oh, babe.

Didn't realize the old phone was on loud.

Just gone off during the show.

You calling Thio?

Talk about the Dodgers.

You are.

The phone just went off during the show and I didn't have it on vibrate.

Sorry, babe.

Were you calling for anything in particular weight?

Well, then good bye.

Yeah, well, I gotta tell you, Dodgers fans, we got our This is Tara.

Rob, This show is a disaster.

This show is an absolute disaster.

We haven't changed the script.

Oh, my.

So this morning, big breakthrough.

We booked Clayton Kershaw on right here on the late Late Show.

Clayton Kershaw.

Andi.

Literally four seconds before the show, he canceled.

I know.

Why did he cancel Rob?

Did we get a reason?

Way did.

He's doing Kimmel tomorrow.

Clayton Kershaw.

What's gonna be here?

He's not.

But it will be on Kimmel tomorrow.

I don't know what to tell you.

Like that's the end of the monarch.