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  • I saw you the other night on the Oscars is Ali G.

  • I thought you were very funny.

  • You did a great job, E.

  • Want to ask you something?

  • I found out I find hard to believe.

  • The producers of the Oscars are so controlling their They don't like surprises.

  • They didn't know that you were gonna come out as Ali G.

  • Is that right?

  • That is correct.

  • That is correct.

  • They brought me in there and they said, Listen, what do you What do you planning?

  • Because you've done things to them in the past, which we'll talk about.

  • But you have kind of prank the Oscars in the past and they thought we don't want any nonsense.

  • Yes.

  • So they sat me down and sat me down on the producer.

  • They said, What are you planning?

  • I said absolutely nothing on.

  • They said, All right, we want you to introduce a clip to the movie room on Go this speech.

  • It was basically, you know, in a world far away where people have complete freedom down to a tiny room where a mother and they said you happy to read that I said perfect, Great.

  • But secretly, I knew I was gonna do Ali G.

  • But my thing was, I knew that they would be trying to see without smuggle anything in.

  • So my wife very kindly smuggled the beard in her underwear.

  • Eyes that true?

  • That is actually true.

  • That's a true story.

  • That's true.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah, that's a good wife.

  • Well, that is a real life.

  • Okay, so you she has hurt.

  • The beer has to bid, just in case anyone checks down there.

  • There's an excuse toe.

  • Have some a bit of bush there on.

  • I've got the cap, the allergy cap, the We put the glasses in another bag, probably on then, essentially 30 minutes before the I had to go on.

  • We went into this bathroom right on the side of the stage, and she put the bed on me because she went into the bathroom with you.

  • And she did your makeup for Allie G secretly.

  • Yes.

  • And so then when you walk out at that moment, the producers, the director, everybody, they just Oh, God, he did it.

  • He did it to us.

  • Yes.

  • With the good thing is, Hollywood is one of the places where you can disappear into a toilet for half an hour.

  • There.

  • Anyone questions?

  • I thought they thought they could be two or three things that me and my wife we're doing.

  • Neither of them involved going to the actual toilet.

  • Exactly.

  • There's a there's a story.

  • I don't know if it's true.

  • But you famously, you went to the Oscars dressed as the dictator and you were carrying, I believe the ashes of off the late Kim Jong Il.

  • Yes, on.

  • They didn't want you.

  • You actually you spilled the ashes all over Ryan Seacrest.

  • E Here's such an asshole.

  • E love it.

  • So anyway, they knew that you might try something.

  • How did you get away with that?

  • Well, they called up my agent and they said, If Sasha comes within a mile off the Oscars, we have 250 agents, right?

  • You know, police officers and he will be arrested.

  • Andi, I thought that to Libya.

  • Unfair because I was in this movie called Hugo Scorsese and it was nominated for a bunch of Academy Awards because they said, I want you there at the Oscars.

  • You have every right to be exactly as a legitimate actor.

  • Exactly.

  • So there was a bit of tune for eventually they said All right, Sasha income.

  • But you know any funny business and there is a problem.

  • So I get to the first checkpoint.

  • I've got a limousine and I have two women dressed up his virgin guards whose Gadhafi have these Virgin guards on.

  • We have Kim Jong Il's ashes in this urn, which I have to put flowers on the top, so it looks like it's a peace offering academy.

  • Anyway, we get to the first FBI checkpoint and they have a clipboard, and I look on the clipboard and there's a picture of me with the beer thing.

  • Don't let this man in on The guy says, You know, I'm gonna have to check the car and I go Why?

  • And it goes because we believe you're carrying in firearms into the Oscars.

  • I thought, All right, have any guns by am bringing in the ashes of a late dead dictator?

  • So I thought, How do I stop them from actually finding the urn?

  • So I said, Alright, fine.

  • Check everything and really best sort of check me fully, and also you'd better check the women on.

  • The guy popped his head and saw these two women got completely embarrassed and said, You know what?

  • Go in.

  • And then once I got in there, they said, Listen, you try anything, and we're arresting you.

  • And they were putting seven bodyguards around you.

  • Now, the problem is, when you put seven bodyguards on one person, everyone thinks the other body God is doing something.

  • They're all looking here.

  • Ones looking here once again.

  • Meanwhile, I'm with Ryan Seacrest on the flowers.

  • Get past me.

  • I turn them around, turn it into an urn on accidentally.

  • Actually, yeah, yeah.

  • Dump the ashes on.

  • Right, right.

I saw you the other night on the Oscars is Ali G.

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