♪ Cleaning is as quick ♪

♪ As one, two, three ♪

♪ You can make your drawer a dustpan so easily ♪

♪ Just don't look under the hood ♪

♪ Why do as much as you should? ♪

♪ As long as it looks good ♪

♪ Why scrub hard when dusting light will do? ♪

♪ Why clean now when you can stall a day or two? ♪

♪ Who cares what's there underneath? ♪

♪ Just make sure nobody sees ♪

♪ As long as it looks neat ♪

♪ Just hide all your toys from view ♪

♪ Your fancy shoes from view ♪

♪ Things Frenchy chews from view ♪

♪ Your brother's kazoo from view ♪

♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪

♪ A so-so job will do, don't make a fuss ♪

♪ Forget the long way ♪

♪ Let's start taking more shortcuts ♪

♪ Let's stop wasting our time ♪

♪ You know they won't realize ♪

♪ As long as it looks fine ♪

♪ Just hide away all your stuff ♪

♪ Sweep it under the rug ♪

♪ As long as it's ♪

Good enough!

Et voila! Bree, I'm done!

Me, too. Let's call our moms.