Why?

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Taco Bell has been there for me when no one else has.

- Growing up, we would always skip class,

go to Taco Bell

and just hang out

and eat like ridiculous amounts of food.

- So pretty much, I'm a huge Taco Bell fan.

This is probably the earliest I've ever had Taco Bell.

I usually go at 2:00 AM.

- But since there's only a couple of days left,

before Taco Bell actually discontinues a bunch of stuff.

I'm going to be trying as many as I can.

- And I don't know A, how my stomach is going to handle it.

B, how my butthole is going to handle it.

Cause that's going to be a disaster.

You wanna go to Taco Bell's.

Lets go to Taco Bell.

- There she is in all her glory.

- Okay, we are pulling up to the Taco Bell.

- All right, I may be just the most impatient person alive.

But something about waiting in a drive through

just hits different.

- Hey, how's it going?

There's a bunch of items

that are getting discontinued soon.

Right?

- [Cashier] Yeah.

- Can I get all of those?

- Can I get, the Mini Skillet Bowl.

- But with the no cheese and no sour cream.

And then can I do the Nacho Supreme?

And then can I also just get a bunch of sauce.

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- We got the got the goods.

Look at all of this.

So this one is, I know for a fact, the Beefy Fritos,

because you open it,

we got Fritos in there.

- They're pretty amazing.

- This cheese is insane,

Beefy Frito crunchiness

- I like the Fritos crunch.

Can you blame me?

- We have the Spice Potato Taco.

- I don't usually get the potatoes.

And I know a lot of my vegetarian and vegan friends,

like potato, shout out May.

- As a vegan myself, this vegetarian option being available

to not just be beans.

- Lot of lettuce, a lot of potatoes.

I'm going to take some lettuce because honestly,

I don't really like lettuce that much.

My only beef with Taco Bell is that

the majority of their Burritos are salad.

- It's so good.

It doesn't need to be that good,

but it's so good.

- Potatoes are good.

- I don't really like this one.

- 7-Layer Burrito.

- Oh wow. [Mumbles] Oh,

The lettuce.

Apparently she's said,

"Hi, I'm here."

Here we go.

Put some fire sauce on it.

As you should.

- Let's get it.

Making a bit of a mess.

- This one is like, feels so much more fresh

than some of their other stuff.

This is what I get when I go to Taco Bell

not inebriated.

- Not a big fan of 7-Layer Burrito

a lot going on in there.

But I won't miss that one.

- With the Grill Tortilla.

She's going to be good.

Look at her.

- Why is this so good?

- I think one of my favorites also,

I just love the spiciness to it

and they have a little like spicy Fritos.

I don't know if that's actually what they put in them,

but that's what they look like.

- Something so simple,

but so beautiful.

- It's so good.

- Why are you taking this off the menu Taco Bell?

Why?

- All right.

We got the Nacho Supreme and the Triple Layer Nachos,

both sound pretty supreme to me.

The difference I can notice between this one and this one,

this one's got beef sour cream.

This one seems to have more beans and cheese

and stuff on it.

- Okay. Wow. Oh, wow.

I love her.

No, I didn't even get time with her.

I just discovered her.

And now she's leaving.

That's sad

- Thinking you've got to go with

the Nacho Supreme on this one.

They're both pretty awesome.

- I love Taco Bell beans.

Yeah. They hurt my stomach for a little while,

but gotta risk it for the biscuits sometimes.

- Tostada.

Okay. So she's a little lopsided.

I feel like I've been doing super basic stuff.

So I'm going to add sauce to this one because I don't know,

she looks like she needs it.

- Again with the lettuce.

Just lettuce doesn't taste like anything.

I don't understand how people find lettuce appetizing.

I don't even like salads with lettuce.

I put spinach cause spinach always tastes like dirt,

- Add that fire sauce.

Cause you know,

- That triple A sauce is out of this world.

- Well, I love Taco Bell.

- Fiesta potatoes.

I've never had Fiesta potatoes before.

- They're supposed to be like cheesy Fiesta potatoes,

but vegan,

they're just potatoes.

- Okay. I am struggling here a bit.

I'm going to tag team in roommate Dan, come in for a second.

- Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.

I always see this as an option.

And I just never think to get it.

- Use this fork.

- Until like afterwards.

I'm like, you know what?

That might sounds really good.

- I won't say it's the first time

that we got Taco Bell together.

- There wasn't a Taco Bell in our area.

So we had to go at least, I don't know, 50 minutes away.

- And you still eat Taco Bell till today.

- I mean, I've been trying not to,

but if you got your boy giving me free Taco Bell.

I can't say no, right?

- Taco Bell's potatoes

are just so good.

How are you getting rid of these?

- I wouldn't come to Taco Bell for potatoes,

but now I know that they're really good.

But now they're taking them away.

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I'm full.

My stomach hurts.

I think I'm going to be in the bathroom, 95% of today.

- Final thoughts of the Beefy Frito Burrito

I'm sad to see it go.

It's great.

The spicy potato is amazing.

- Also surprise winner.

The Spicy Tostada, incredible

such pulley sauce was phenomenal

I'm very sad that these items were being taken away.

But you know, end of an era.

Hopefully new things will be able to come in.

- I know Taco Bell, they're going to come up with something.

If you need to cry about it, cry about it.

If you need to go to Taco Bell and order, 10 things

and eat all of them in your car alone, then do it.

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