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Wow.

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Very autumnal.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, ballot boxes, for looking like regular mailboxes

that got buff during quarantine.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, pumpkin carving set, for being the least used thing

in my utensil drawer, right next to my bluetooth

meat thermometer. [ Laughter ]

I promised I was going to use that one.

Hmm.

♪♪

Thank you, Harley-Davidson, making an electric bike

for being the most surprising product release since

John Deer's line of eco-friendly, organic eye cream.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, new Budlight Peppermint Patty Hard Seltzer,

for being a good option for people who are tired of

putting Listerine in their soda stream.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, maybe I'll --

Don't knock it, all right?

♪♪

Thank you, quails, for being pigeons that do

makeup tutorials on YouTube.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, axe murderers, for being the only type

of murderer that needs a specialization.

[ Laughter ]

Jake here is an axe murderer. Yeah.

Kyle's more of a knife murderer.

[ Laughter ]

He's one of those gun murderers.

We are down to our last one. -Aww.

-Sorry, folks, it just has to happen, you know.

[ Laughter ]

[Southern accent ] You know, what?

I'll get here and I'll read my jokes.

And I'll just, I want to give you the best

thank you notes I possibly can.

[ Laughter ]

And that's why, I had added this last one.

Because we were only going to do, was it nine?

[ Laughter ]

But no, for you, especially.

Because you're the best audience ever.

You're the best crew ever. And the best band ever.

One more thank you note!

Here we go. Here we go.

[ Drum roll ]

[ Drum roll stops ]

♪♪

Thank you, full moon on Halloween,

for being definitely not a bad omen

in the scariest year of our lives.

There you have it, everyone.

Those are our thank you notes right there.

I appreciate it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Uh, guys, next week, is election day,

but hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are already

voting early this week.

Now, the lines are long, some people are waiting for hours.

And we wanted to thank voters by doing something fun.

So, earlier today, our buddies over at Williamsburg Pizza,

and we handed out slices to people in line.

Also, everyone got a "Tonight Show" "I Voted" sticker.

Because you got to get the sticker, right?

yeah, but we thought we'd do one better and give everyone

a "Tonight Show" "I'm Voting" sticker, so they can wear that

while they wait and then swap the stickers out.

Yeah, anyways, let's check out how it went.

More "Tonight Show" after the break.

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