Name: Trump Holds Yet Another Dangerous Rally | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2020-10-31T18:16:45.000Z
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Thank you so much for watching. Let's get to the news and jokes.

Well, guys, I think it's fair to say that right now

-Get excited because McDonald's is bringing back the McRib.

Americans were like, "Finally, a glimmer of hope

in the barren wasteland that's been 2020."

When he heard about it, Trump dropped out of the race

Clearly, I've 'made America great again.'

In other less exciting news, the election is just four days away.

And Trump is busy campaigning, but I saw a new poll

that found that nearly 60% of Americans disapprove

of Trump holding large rallies during the pandemic.

Seriously, if you want to do something dangerous

and unpopular, go to your local Blimpie and order the tuna.

That's right, Trump is still holding rallies,

but it didn't go quite as planned, watch this.

-Just two days after President Trump's rally

in Omaha, Nebraska, sent several supporters

his rally in Tampa, Florida, yesterday sent even more

-Don't worry, Trump had everyone cool off

Actually, Trump said we are only seeing more cases of heatstroke

Years from now, Trump supporters will be reminiscing

about these rallies like they're old concerts.

Like, "Were you at the hypothermia rally?"

"Nah, I caught him on the heatstroke leg of the tour."

Yeah, it was so hot in Tampa, a fire truck --

this is real -- actually sprayed water over the crowd.

But Trump didn't seem to know what was happening.

-Look at that. Oh, are they doing that on purpose?

I said, where the hell is that coming from from?

And if they are foe, let's take care of those son of a bitches.

-Trump's like, "Friend or foe, either way,

let's turn this into a wet T-shirt contest.

Yeah, people were packed tightly in unsanitary conditions

It's good to know his supporters are being treated

And get this, with long waits at the polls,

I heard you can hire someone to stand in line

You do that for voters, you're patriotic.

You do that at Disney, you're dragged through Toontown

You guys, Halloween is tomorrow and everyone has plans,

Mike Pence plans to hand trick-or-treaters

Next up, Donald Trump, Jr., plans to inhale

a bunch of Pixy Stix and go rant on Fox News.

-The media runs right away. It's Russian disinformation.

-Steve Mnuchin plans to tell kids for the last time,

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