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  • with just four days until Election Day.

  • The tuning out decision desk forecast at FiveThirtyEight is showing that Biden winds in 89 out of 100 scenarios.

  • That means it will be about eight times more disappointing when Trump wins.

  • It also means that there are 89 out of 100 scenarios.

  • The End and Joe Biden bending down in the Oval Office toe.

  • Let a small child with male pattern baldness touches head that is gonna be so meaningful.

  • Now bear a 10 day This election is obviously unlike any other in history and that it's uniquely dumb.

  • So could we believe pollsters on the state of the race?

  • No, no.

  • The only polls that I care about are the election polls and the results of those, and I think you know the Nate Silver thing and the idea of trying to forecast this.

  • I don't see the point for the general public.

  • It over excites or terrifies or gives people a sense of too much confidence and complacency.

  • I really don't have time to reframe my worldview to be based on something other than polling.

  • Some of us are busy.

  • Barry Tune day Stop believing the polls.

  • I got my own internal polls, and they show that Trump is ahead in every state.

  • My heart is the exact density and shape of bowling ball, and my liver is coagulated horsey sauce.

  • Okay, now President Trump is in Florida campaigning, frustrated as president, United States.

  • He's just a powerless cog in the machine, struggling to have his voice heard.

  • Joe Biden is a corrupt politician that the fake news will not write about.

  • They won't write the story, they won't write it, and big tech won't write it.

  • Not only will the media not let the stories get out, but they won't even let them even happen in real life in the first place.

  • It's always interesting to see someone with a lot of privilege and power complain, is if they have none of those things.

  • This president has a massive social media following and has never hesitated to promote misinformation, disinformation and outright falsehoods on those platforms, with no one stopping him whatsoever.

  • I kind of feel for the president here.

  • I don't see why this Hunter Biden corruption story isn't going viral.

  • It's got it all.

  • It's got the confusing premise the Russian influence be plot a guy named Tony Belinsky looks like his suits trying to strangle him, right?

  • Hey, I'll tell you why this stone cold thriller isn't catching on.

  • Americans are such spoiled millenials, self absorbed by the deadly plague.

  • Get your head out of your phones saying goodbye to your grandparent's and get your head into your phone reading up on Ukrainian government petroleum relations.

  • I'm sorry, but it is such a simple look to be complaining about not going viral like Just be yourself online and you'll find your people.

  • Do you think I gained 800 followers on my dogs drinking celery juice fenced up by complaining?

  • I certainly don't now.

  • Democrats and Republicans held a congressional hearing with Facebook, Google and Twitter executives on Wednesday, presumably to ask what it's like to have actual power.

  • Here's Texas senator and adult who always looks freshly birth Ted Cruz attacking Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.

  • Does Twitter have the ability to influence elections?

  • No.

  • If you don't think you have the power to influence elections, why do you block anything, Mr Dorsey, Who the hell elected you and put you in charge of what the media are allowed to report and what the American people are allowed to hear.

  • That's right.

  • If Jack Dorsey was policing Twitter correctly, Ted Cruz would be ableto like as much porn as he wants on there without anyone noticing today, which rich white sociopath that wields massive, unchecked power over society.

  • Do we trust here, the one exploiting this issue for political gain or the one exploiting it for financial gain?

  • I think what's troubling here is the Republicans and the Democrats in the Senate are on the right path.

  • The challenges that the GOP in particular, I don't think, is operating in good faith.

  • Oh, come on.

  • Social media doesn't influence your vote.

  • I came to my own conclusion that Hillary Clinton was molesting kids in Wayfair furniture like anyone would.

  • Vice President Biden was also in Florida but picked a location, not down.

  • Wind of Trump's inevitably massive covert spread Millions of people out there or out of work on the edge can't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

  • Donald Trump has given up.

  • Donald Trump has waved the white flag, abandon our families and surrendered to the virus.

  • That actually is a good thing.

  • I'm pretty sure the virus will be a better leader than Donald Trump.

  • Biden may have popped up in Tampa like punks Itani Phil on Groundhog Day, but it's still not enough to convince me he's on the top of the ticket.

  • If you read between the lines, this has Billy Johnson written all over it.

  • For those who don't know, Billy travels the country by pump trolley, brushes his teeth with a pine tree and once ripped a rhino's head clean off, he put it back.

with just four days until Election Day.

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