And I'd like to specifically talk right now

to the great state of Arizona.

Listen up 'Zonans, put down those crystals

and stop staring into the majestic Grand Canyon

'cause I have a message for you.

There's an election this November,

so make sure you're registered to vote.

Now I know Arizona is so excited

that you might not have even heard of the election.

Being so busy with your bolo ties

and your teal arch McDonald's.

But it's time to make your voice heard somewhere besides

an epic ASU vs. U of A football game.

And yes, I know it's hard to find time to register

between partying on houseboats,

exporting precious natural resources

like copper, turquoise, and Emma Stone.

Taking care of three gorgeous national parks,

explaining, "but it's a dry heat" to everyone that visits,

and challenging tumbleweeds to duels.

(flute plays)

But it's still important to our democracy.

Plus you're the only state that didn't fall

for the scam that is daylight savings.

Which means the people of Arizona aren't fools

like the rest of us.

So Arizona, make sure you're registered.

The deadline for voter registration is October 5th.

Take all that positive Sedona vortex energy

and let it carry your spirit to the polls.

Trust me Arizona, the only thing more delicious

than your Sonoran-style hot dogs

is the sweet taste of democracy.