Name: Do Not Read: Enjoy Your Own Funeral
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T19:40:04.000Z
Duration: 4 min 12 s
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-Hey, guys, I'm about to show you some books

It is time for the latest installment of my

-Now, before we start, I just want you to know that

every book that I'm about to show you is 100% real.

You can find them on Amazon or check them out

Alright, let's see what's on my "Do Not Read" list.

This first one here is a book for all of you animal lovers.

This is called "Hamsters for Pleasure and Profit."

-I bet this has your usual advice on how to

make money off your hamsters, but who knows.

Lose this day loitering, 'twill be the same old story,

tomorrow, and the next day more dilatory.

and days are lost lamenting o'er lost days.

What you can do, or think you can, begin it.

Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!"

famous 17th century German writer Goethe.

Again, this is "Hamsters for Pleasure and Profit."

Next up is a photography book. I love those ones.

of old photos of random women sitting in trees.

Next is a paranormal book. It's perfect for Halloween.

Look at these two people. They're clearly having a blast.

You should be able to enjoy your funeral.

-Why should everyone else have all the fun?

I'm gonna save you the time reading this.

I'm not sure what category this next book belongs in,

-Yeah. But you know what's even crazier, though?

-Well, it has -- You know, all good things.

Let's just hope she doesn't live next to this guy.

If you have a book that you think should be

on our next "Do Not Read" list, I want to see it.

Send your titles to donotread@tonightshow.com.

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