>> I'M VERY WELL, THANK YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> James: I'M GOOD.

SO NICE TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THE TIME TO

TALK TO US BECAUSE I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVE.

YOU'RE MOVING HOUSE.

IS THIS RIGHT?

HOW'S IT GOING?

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING A HOUSE DURING THESE CRAZY

SOMETIMES.

MY HUSBAND AND I ARE PULLING A U-HAUL, AND IT'S BEEN

INTERESTING.

IT'S BEEN INTERESTING, A MOVE DURING THIS TIME.

>> James: I MEAN, I FIND MOVING HOUSE UNBELIEVABLY

STRESSFUL.

I THINK IT'S THE MOST STRESSFUL THING YOU CAN REALLY DO,

PARTICULARLY AS A COUPLE.

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH STUFF YOU

HAVE, OR ARE YOU PRETTY ORGANIZED?

>> NO, I'M HORRIBLY -- I'M, LIKE, HOW TID I ACCUMULATE ALL

THIS STUFF?

AND THEN I REALIZE, I ACTUALLY HAVE A BIT OF AN ISSUE BECAUSE,

IN PACKING DRAWERS -- YOU KNOW THE ADS ON INSTAGRAM AND STORES,

OH, YOU BOUGHT THIS, YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS?

>> James: YES.

THEY COME AFTER ME.

AND I CLICK AND BUY IT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WHAT'S THE NOISE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

WHAT IS IT?

>> HOLD -- HOLE, PLEASE.

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

CLEARLY BERT WAS VERY JEALOUS.

>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHO IS THIS?

>> THIS IS BERT, OUR LATEST RESCUE.

>> James: BERT.

NOW HE'S CAMERA SHY.

>> James: YEAH, LOOK, HE'S ALL SHY NOW.

HE JUST WANTED SOME CAMERA TIME.

>> YES, HE DID.

HE LIKES TO GET COZY AND -- LOOK IT.

SAY HI.

>> James: HI, BERT.

HI.

>> James: HI, BERT.

HI, ERNIE.

( WHISTLES ) >> SOMETIMES IF YOU IGNORE HIM

HE STARTS TALKING AGAIN.

>> James: YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.

HE WAS IGNORING -- IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU CUT OUT EXPLAINING

WHO IT IS.

CUT BACK TO ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION AND WE JUST CUT BACK

AND THERE'S A BIRD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WE NEVER EVER

MENTION IT.

>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE GENIUS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BERT?

>> James: IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, BERT?

WHERE DID YOU EVEN RESCUE A PARROT FROM?

>> OH, WELL, PARROTS LIVE 80 TO 90 YEARS.

THEY'RE CONSTANTLY NEEDING TO BE RESCUED.

AND GOING BACK TO THE INSTAGRAM --

( BIRD SPEAKS ) ( LAUGHTER )

>> HI, HI.

THERE ARE TIMES AND PLACES PEOPLE WANT PARROTS OR BIRDS

BECAUSE THEY LIVE SO LONG AND THEY GET PASSED ON IN TO WILLS

AND STUFF, AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEIR GRANDMA'S BIRD OR

WHATEVER.

THAT'S GOING TO BE ME.

>> James: IT'S KIND OF A TERRIBLE PRESENT TO BUY SOMEONE,

ISN'T IT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW IT, I'M GOING TO BUY IAN A

PART ROT JUST TO BUY HIM SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO BE

WITH HIM FOR 90 YEARS, AND I'D LIKE IT TO BECOME THE BANE OF

YOUR LIFE.

>> I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT TO YOU IN MY WILL SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WE HAVE TO CALCULATE

YOU ON YOUR BRAND-NEW IN EFFECT SERIES "AWAY."

TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

>> IT'S ABOUT A GROUP OF ASTRONAUTS ON A MISSION TO MARS.

I PLAY COMMANDER MIEN McCREE WHO OBVIOUSLY -- ANNE McCREE

WHO OBVIOUSLY LEADS THIS CREW.

IT'S THIS MULTICULTURAL CAST WHICH IS SO WONDERFUL, AND ALL

OF US HAVE THIS GRAVITATIONAL PULL TO OUR LOVED ONES ON EARTH.

SO IT'S ALSO REALLY A LOVE STORY ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY REGRETS AND

SAYING AND DOING ALL YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU NEED IN LIFE.

>> James: NOW, THERE'S A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ZERO

GRAVITY IN THE SHOW.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

DO YOU GO UP IN ONE OF THOSE ZERO GRAVITY PLANES ALL THE

TIME?

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

IT SEEMS VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING.

>> I SO WISH WE HAD DONE THAT.

WHEN I WAS TOLD WE WERE GOING TO ASTRONAUT SCHOOL, I WAS LIKE,

YES, I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO THIS.

( BIRD TALKING ) >> MY BIRD NEVER DOES THIS.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

>> James: IT HAPPENS.

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS ALWAYS ON A HARNESS,

EVEN IN ASTRONAUT CAMP.

SO WE WOULD PUT THE HARNESSES ON THE VERY LOWEST PART OF OUR

HIPS, AND WE WOULD HAVE TO HANG BY THEM AND THEN --

>> James: SO DID BERT JUST DIE?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE CAN'T SEE WHERE HE IS.

SO FROM OUR EYE LINE, IT LOOKED LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF A CLIFF.

>> HE WANTS TO BE ON TOP OF THE COMPUTER.

BUT HE IS VERY -- HE'S VERY FUNNY.

OKAY.

SO -- OH, SO THEN WE WANTED TO LAY HORIZONTAL IN THE HARNESSES,

WE HAD TO SQUEEZE OUR GLUTES TO GO FORWARD, SQUEEZE OUR ABS TO

GO BACKWARDS AND NOT SOUND LIKE THAT.

IT WAS PHYSICALLY WAY MORE CHALLENGING THAN I THOUGHT.

AND YOU HAVE YOUR DANCE PARTNER.

I THOUGHT, OH, I'M HANGING BY WIRES AND HAVE TO PRETEND I'M IN

ZERO GRAVITY.

BUT THEY'RE PULLING YOU AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE DOING AN

EMOTIONAL MONOLOGUE AND YOU'RE GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY

ONE OF YOUR FELLOW CLOSING WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FLOATING BY.

IT WAS VERY FUN AND CHALLENGING.

>> James: IT'S HONESTLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE TO HAVE TO GO TO

WORK EVERY DAY AND REQUIRE CORE STRENGTH.

( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD KILL ME.

IT HONESTLY WOULD.

BUT I'M SO HAPPY THE SHOW IS SUCH A SUCCESS.

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?

>> Reggie: I DO.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

-- LET'S MAKE IT FOR HILARY.

>> OKAY.

>> Reggie: I'M COMING OVER HERE AND GOING TO LAUNCH STAGE

TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND HERE COMES AN INCOMING QUESTION.

OVER.

HERE COMES THE QUESTION NOW.

IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY ORBITING A PLANET AND ITS GRAVITATIONAL

FIELD IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY OF THE VESSEL YOU'RE

TRAVELING IN, WOULD YOU BE WORRIED?

OVER.

>> IT DEPENDS ON WHERE I'M GOING.

OVER.

>> Reggie: UH, THAT'S ACTUALLY A CORRECT ANSWER.

>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL HILARY SWANK, EVERYBODY!