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  • we are less than two weeks out from the election, which means we are five weeks away from finding out who is the president of the United States.

  • One of the big viral moments from Trump's rally last night was when his microphone abruptly cut out on.

  • Once they got it working again, Trump immediately joked that it must have been sabotaged.

  • I wonder who did that to our mike.

  • I don't believe it was Joe.

  • You know it Waas crooked Hillary muscle.

  • Look, it's his farewell tour.

  • You gotta play with.

  • You gotta play their hits.

  • You know, a lot of people around here were buzzing because the Dodgers won the first game of the world.

  • Siri's last night.

  • Yeah, a lot of us.

  • A lot of us.

  • Did you manage?

  • Did you catch the game Ridge?

  • It totally did not.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Ah ha!

  • Here's a crazy story.

  • After getting off a plane from Dubai, a man was recently stopped and questioned by airport authorities because they noticed he was quote walking oddly, and it turns out the man was smuggling £2 of gold bars in his rectum.

  • Right, True story.

  • Here's the gold bars here, look at that.

  • I don't know why I tried to do.

  • I think I tried to make them all leave the same size, wouldn't you?

  • He'd probably stacked the big three.

  • You'd stack and round.

  • No, no, you wouldn't.

  • Rob Stack the big three and then the little guys like a cork.

  • Yeah, I feel like you've been thinking about this.

  • The whole mono.

  • We take this show right before the debate began.

  • What are the odds?

  • Do we think the trump cancels or just bails after five minutes?

  • I don't know.

  • They got a lot of cameras there.

  • And that dude loves attention, right?

  • Like I could make a scene of the buffet.

  • But if they got orange, chicken and pizza, what I'm gonna do leave Exactly.

  • I I don't wanna walk back from a buffet unless I have to walk so slowly.

  • Look, my my walk to the buffet and away from the buffet could not be mawr different.

  • I stride.

  • I stride to the buffet like this.

  • Get in on now on.

  • I walked back like this.

  • Okay with ribs, you got ribs way Have to talk about the final presidential debate.

  • Did we watch last night?

  • Reggie Did you see it?

  • I did.

  • I'll tell you who it was for.

  • It was for the one remaining undecided voter.

  • I could tell you his name is Craig.

  • He lives in Denver on funny fact about Craig.

  • He is an ass.

  • It's zero mawr and more people.

  • This is true.

  • Have started hugging cows seriously.

  • Apparently, hugging a cow releases a bonding hormone which relieves stress in terms of wellness trends.

  • You can forget about goop.

  • This is moved by Gwyneth Couch.

  • Paltrow moved by itself fairly worked.

  • I might have saved it with Gwyneth Paltrow.

  • E don't know what to tell you.

  • That's the end of the mouth.

we are less than two weeks out from the election, which means we are five weeks away from finding out who is the president of the United States.

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