>> Reggie: I'M GREAT.

JUST PLUGGING IN MY PHONE, FEELING GOOD.

>> James: YEAH?

GOOD TO KNOW ST NORMAL BUSINESS AS USUAL.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: I MUST SAY IN MANY WEIGHINGS, I DON'T LIKE DOING

THIS, BUT IN ONE WAY I DO PREFER THIS SETUP.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO LOOK LIKE I'M JUST SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO HOLD MY

MUG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(LAUGHTER) I'M JUST GOING TO DING THE BELL.

>> Reggie: YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

>> James: IAN KARMEL, ONE OF OUR HEAD WRITERS IS ALSO BACK IN

THE STUDIO TONIGHT.

>> YEAH.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE BACK?

>> IT'S AMAZING TO BE BACK.

I WAS GONE THE FIRST HALF OF THE WEEK FOR SOME STUFF BUT COMING

BACK TO THE ROOM, THE ENERGY IN HERE HAS BEEN GREAT IT IS SO

DIFFERENT FROM LAST WEEK.

(LAUGHTER) JRS I SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

WELL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACE, IAN, IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE

EVERYBODY.

NOW BEFORE WE GET INTO THE HEADLINES WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

THIS.

LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT JOE BIDENINGS STARTING A

SPEECH BY PLAYING THE SONG DESPACITO OFF OF HIS PHONE.

WELL SEAN HANNITY ON FOX NEWS TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT TOO.

BUT HIS PRONUNCIATION WAS, WELL, SLIGHTLY OFF.

SEE IF YOU CAN NOTICE.

>> YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PANDER FOR

HISPANIC AMERICANS TO VOTE FOR HIM IN FLORIDA.

THAT HE ACTUALLY STARTED A SPEECH BY PLAYING, WELL,

THE-- IT'S A SONG CALLED DES-PASI-TOE.

>> IS IT?

IS IT, SEAN?

IS THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED?

HE SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD ORDERING A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

MOVEK ON TO TODAY'S NEWS, IN A HIGHLY UNUSUAL MOVE PRESIDENT

TRUMP'S FORMER DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE DAN COATS

HAS ASKED CONGRESS TO CREATE A COMMISSION TO OVERSEE THE

UPCOMING ELECTION.

APPARENTLY HE HAS CONCERNS ABOUT THE ELECTION BEING FAIR.

EVERYBODY WHO LEAVES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TALKS LIKE

SOMEBODY WHO USED TO WORK AT ARBY'S.

THEY'RE LIKE LISTEN, I CAN'T SAY WHY, BUT TRUST ME, DO NOT EAT

THERE.

(LAUGHTER) YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

WELL THEN JUST HAVE THE FRIES.

COATS CALLED FOR THE COMMISSION IN AN EDITORIAL IN THE NEW YORK

TIMES AND WE ALL KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WILL WIN OVER

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS T IS A THOUGHTFULLY ARGUED EDITORIAL IN

THE NEW YORK TIMES.

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER DAN COATS.

IN ADDITION TO BEING TRUMP DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL

INTELLIGENCE HE HAS ALSO SERVED AS A UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR,

SENATOR, CONGRESSMAN AND FOR MANY YEARS IN HIS MOST FAMOUS

ROLE AS A GRANDFATHER WHO WAS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR TIKTOK.

MEANWHILE TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN WASHINGTON.

HE TALKED ABOUT LIBERALS ATTACKING AMERICAN VALUES AND

HAD A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT MOUNT RUSHMORE, HAVE A LOOK.

>> AS I SAID AT MOUNT RUSHMORE, WHICH THEY WOULD LOVE TO RIP

DOWN AND RIP IT DOWN FAST, THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> James: WELL YEAH, CUZ IT'S A MOUNTAIN.

(LAUGHTER) BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RIP DOWN

A MOUNTAIN.

ALSO WHY IS HE SO DROWSY?

HE IS TALKING THE WAY PIE FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TALKS WHEN

SHE'S 20 SECONDS AWAY FROM FALLING ASLEEP.

TRUMP ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE PRINCIPLES OF THE

FOUNDING FATHERS.

>> TO GROW UP IN AMERICA IS TO LIVE IN A LAND WHERE ANYTHING IS

POSSIBLE, WHERE ANYONE CAN RISE AND WHERE ANY DREAM CAN COME

TRUE.

ALL BECAUSE OF THE IMMORTALLABLE PRINCIPLES, OUR NATIONS

FOUNDERS.

>> James: IMMORTABLE, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE QUITTING HALFWAY

THROUGH A WORD.

WHAT WAS HE EVEN SAYING, IMMORTAL, I MUTABLE-- IMMUTABLE.

HE SOUNDS LIKE A COCKNEY SPERN PERSON SAYING I'M HORRIBLE.

IMMORTABLE, FOUNDING FATHERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO

SAY, REG?

>> Reggie: I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> James: WHATEVER HE WAS TRYING TO SAY, EVEN SEAN HANNITY

WAS LIKE COME ON MAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE,

THAT GET IT TOGETHER.

AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY.

THE ISLAND NATION OF BARBADOS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE

REMOVING QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 AS THEIR OFFICIAL HEAD OF STATE.

WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THIS QUEEN ELIZABETH RESPOND BID SAYING

WAIT, I'M THE HEAD OF BARBADOS?

BARBADOS IS FULLY SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE BRITISH

MONARCHY.

YOU HAVE HEARD OF BREXIT, THIS IS BARB-ADIOS.

THE PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ALREADY PROPOSING A NEW QUEEN TO

TAKE HER PLACE AND THAT PERSON IS RIHANNA.

IN WHICH CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO RENAME THE COUNTRY BARBADOS

FEATURING RIHANNA BUT RIHANNA SEEMS OPEN TO THE IDEA, IN FACT

SHE ALREADY RELEASED A PRETTY DETAILED POLICY PLATFORM.

SHE HAS A JOB PLANNED CALLED WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK, A

CLIMATE CHANGE CALLED UMBRELLA AND A TAX PLAN CALLED BITCH

BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.

AND FINALLY DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK

OBAMA IS RELEASING A MEMOIR TITLED "A PROMISED LAND" AND

IT'S SET TO COME OUT RIGHT AFTER THE 2020 ELECTION.

I HONESTLY FORGOT PRESIDENTS COULD WRITE ANYTHING OTHER THAN

TWEETS.

NOW I'M, AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE OBAMAS, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THEY

ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF DURING THE PANDEMIC.

BETWEEN BARACK AND MICHELLE, THEY'VE RELEASED AN

AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, STARTED A PODCAST.

NOW THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEW BOOK.

MEANWHILE I'M PROUD OF MYSELF IF ONLY ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY I

ONLY EAT ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY IN BED.

RIGHT NOW OBAMA IS GOING WITH THE LOFTY TITLE OF "A PROMISED

LAND" BUT IF JOE BIDEN WINS THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE

TITLE TO BIRTH CERTIFICATE THIS.